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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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The Scarecrow in the Dark Night, It's You!

編集者: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The moon of the late night, perhaps aware of the unusual events of this evening, quietly hid itself within the clouds, casting the entire land into darkness...

...

Unbeknownst to him, Li Yidao had been lying still for three hours now.

It must be said that without the exceptional mental strength and resilience that came from living two lifetimes, staying completely still for three minutes without sleeping, moving, or checking one's phone would be a considerable challenge.

...

As the creaky old door slowly opened, Li Yidao knew that the other party was beginning to make a move.

He continued to maintain a half-closed eye expression, waiting for the other person to act.

The intruder moved lightly, his footsteps barely making a sound on the hard brick floor.

If Li Yidao were in a deep slumber, he wouldn't have noticed.

Of course, the vigilance of the Grim Reaper's Protection would surely alert him.

However...