Trolling is fun

Walking in my apartment, I'm greeted by my very loving but worried mother.

"Oh my god, mijo. Where've you been?! You see what's been going on?" She asked while checking me for injuries, and while my sweater got dirty I got in my room through the window before back out leaving it there, invisible by the way, I'm not an idiot.

"Yes mom, I'm fine. Has dad gotten back?" I ask while going to sit on the couch as the front door proceeded to open again. Then arrived my father. He greeted and hugged my mom first before coming to me.

"Miles." He said seriously.

"Dad." I said, standing since I didn't get to sit. He then came up and hugged me before pulling back to arms length keeping his hands on my shoulders.

"I love you son, you know that." He started.

"Yeah, and I love you too." I responded back.

"So you understand why I don't want you out on the streets, fighting crime as a vigilante like Spider-Man!" He exclaimed at the end.

"Trust me I don't! I never wanted these powers! If possible I never wanted to use them! But if it's to make sure you and other people I care about are safe I will!" I said ranting while walking around now.

"Mijo, love what are you talking about?" My mom asked confused and concerned. My father then proceeded to give me a look, to which I eventually sighed and flipped onto the ceiling, to which she gasped.

"No… Miles, how?" She asked again.

"Well you remember a couple years back when I came back from uncle Aaron's with a bad fever? That's when I got, this." I said referring to myself after dropping from the ceiling.

"Miles, you said you never wanted this. So promise you won't use these powers again, that you won't involve yourself with everything going on." My dad said this time.

"I can't promise that." I said simply.

"You can, and you will! Miles-"

"Ok, let me ask you this then. If I could save my mom with my powers, but because I decided to not use my powers, I don't save her. Could you live with yourself? Do you expect me to live with my own failure?" I asked, and we both knew the answer.

"Dad, I promise to not use these powers as long as it doesn't concern me or my loved ones, ok?" I said giving him an ultimatum to which he just nodded slowly as I sighed in response.

"I'm gonna sleep, I love you guys." I said before going to my room and closing the door.

'Man, why'd my life have to get so stressful.' I think to myself before getting a bit an hilarious idea.

Opening my phone and doing a quick google search, I hop out my window yet again while invisible, and I start swinging away eventually getting to the location.

Walking in the door, I see a bit of a wrecked restaurant and the Avengers, Spider-Man included in this universe. All sitting at a table eating shawarma with Peter only lifting his mask to his mouth to eat.

"Hey, I heard there's an all I can eat on one Tony Stark?" I said aloud startling them as they all look to me awkwardly as I laugh a bit in my head.

"Don't know where you heard that kid, but sure join in on the fun. Could use a breath of fresh air in this suffocating room of scared workers, a century old popsicle, a alien god, a science project gone wrong, or maybe two actually… And definitely two people who have enough confidence to be called after a spider." He said while gesturing for me to come over.

I pull up a chair beside him as I'm instantly served food.

"Thanks! Also buen provecho guys!" I said before I start eating myself.

"Thanks." Natasha said understanding what I said.

"So kid, got a name?" Stark asked between bites, curious in the random teenager who just walked in, which made sense since we're in the middle of a pervious war zone really.

"Bob, to be honest I've thought of working for you." I said between bites as well.

"Oho, confident you can make the cut?" He asked clearly amused.

"Very matter of fact, but I've also thought of starting my own company." I said honestly, not that it matters much right now since I'm still just a teenager.

"Thinking you can compete against me? You got gusto kid, I like it! So you say your confident, how about you show me what you can do then? I can give you a lab for a day." Stark said, surprising me slightly, though not really.

"Where are your parents kid?" Cap then asks me.

"Yes, this should be the warriors table!" Thor then exclaimed.

"Well they're, in a far away place right now." I said solemnly causing cap's face to sour along with the others.

"It's called Brooklyn, you should visit, real nice place." I said completely normally now getting a laugh outta Stark.

"Oh wow kid! You really got us there!" He said between laughs. I then hear a car rolling up with my supernatural senses, and I could only guess of one person who would come here, now of all places and times. So I took my last bite of food and got up.

"Well it was nice meeting you guys, but I should get going. Tony don't get ptsd, goodbye to you all!" I said walking out the door and walking around the corner in the opposite way the car was coming while leaving a very confused bunch of people plus one alien god.