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I don't want to be a hero

IMPORTANT: I do not own this novel. I am just machine translating this novel and making some minor changes so that it is a bit more readable. If you are the owner and want me to take this down mail me. My name is Ye Zai, I am a salted fish, but the system wants me to save the world! But I am just an lazy NEET, I really don't want to be a savior, I just want to be a salted fish...

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14 Chs

Is right if you are bald, how can you become stronger if you are not?

The next day, [Saitama Exercise Program] was launched.

  It was rare for Saitama to get up early, ready to go for a ten-kilometer long run.

  "Ye zai, get up quickly, didn't you say that you were also interested in my [exercise plan] last night, do you want to participate together?"

  Ye zai rubbed his sleepy eyes as if he had promised Saitama yesterday to work out with him.

  After all, he didn't give up. He plans to exercise with Saitama, in case it's hell.

  Maybe he can train with Saitama for three years, and he can also break his own "limiter". The previous failure must be because there is no Saitama.

  But the situation is different now, maybe because of Saitama's "protagonist halo", he may also succeed.

  And even if the amount of exercise isn't large, even if he doesn't exercise with Saitama, Ye zai himself needs to exercise.

  time flies...

  Saitama followed his exercise plan for almost a year and a half.

  "what--------!"

  Ye Zai was awakened by a high-decibel cry in his sleep. In addition to revealing surprise and disbelief, Ye Zai was also deeply unwilling.

  Fortunately, the surrounding residents have moved away, otherwise someone must come to the house to complain.

  "What's the name of the ghost in broad daylight? Did you forget the discount sale in the supermarket that day?"

  Ye Zai was dissatisfied while covering his head with the quilt, he played a game with Saitama late into the night. Who can stand it this morning?

  "Ye zai! Ye zai! Ye zai! I am really bald!"

  Saitama came to the bed of Ye zai at a speed faster than the speed of sound, and he shook his shoulders like crazy.

  "Quickly, do you know how to predict? You knew I would be bald one day?"

  Ye zai was shaken frantically by Saitama, and finally started to wake up.

  Looking at the bright big bald head in front of him, Ye Zai finally understood. It is estimated that today Saitama washes in front of the mirror everyday, and suddenly finds the painful reality of losing his hair.

  "Finally bald, bald well!"

  He touched Saitama's big bald head, and he didn't know how long he had been waiting for this day.

  Saitama's baldness proves that he has become stronger, and his body's "limiter" has finally been broken, and he will be [Weirdo Buster] Saitama teacher in the future.

  "Ye Zai, you bastard! You actually said that I was bald. I had long suspected that you were jealous of my handsome appearance. ."

  "But I didn't expect that you would actually start with my hair, I just misunderstood you."

  Ye Zai is quite speechless about Saitama's narcissism. Every time he goes out for a run, he is the only thing that other beautiful women see?

  "Are you bullshit? Just the value of labor and capital, and you need to be jealous of you, but also to your hair?"

  It was about his dignity, so he naturally didn't intend to give in, and began to pinch Saitama.

  "Then tell me what is going on now? Why am I bald?"

  After Saitama has been with Ye zai for so long, he naturally knows that his good friend is not such a person. Pointing to his big bald head, he asked without tears.

  "It's very simple. You have become stronger, so you are bald."

  Ye zai seemed as relaxed as he was telling something that was taken for granted. The truth is also true. Is Saitama who is not bald still the one-punch man?

  "How painful is the price to be paid for becoming stronger?"

  Saitama got the explanation, his whole body turned gray, frustrated and crouched forward in the corner, unable to recover from the heavy blow.

  "The world is really unfair, why do we exercise together, but I am the only bald..."

  Ye zai originally planned to comfort Saitama.

But coming closer, after hearing his broken thoughts, he threw the pillow directly on his big bald head.  This product is too insufficient, with a dispensable hair, in exchange for an invincible strength in the world, in Ye Zai's view, it is not too profitable, it is almost dissatisfied with this product.

  "You are really lost, what should I do? I have been with you for so long to exercise, why you can kill me in seconds now, and I have not changed except for a little better physical strength!"

  If there is a choice, Ye zai will definitely use his hair in exchange for Saitama's strength without hesitation.

  It looks good and has a fart, and when you die, there is nothing left.

  "Ye zai, how about you shave all your hair like me, so maybe you will become as strong as me."

  The lost Saitama suddenly turned his head and looked at Yezai's thick dark green hair. A resentment called "jealousy" rose from behind Saitama.

  "Fuck! Don't want to trick Lao Tzu into being a bald head, even if I am as bald as you, I won't get stronger."

  He knew Saitama's sinister intentions a long time ago. It's nothing more than fear. His original appearance was inferior, but now he is bald, and his appearance has fallen out of the average.

  If the two go out together in the future, the girls will be attracted to Ye zai, and Saitama can only be a green leaf.

  "Don't say that, if you don't try it, how can you know if it's OK?"

  Saitama doesn't give up holding the scissors, so he wants to deal with Ye zai's hair.

  Ye zia naturally chose to resist but the current strength of Saitama has completely crushed him. No matter if it is speed or strength, he is not Saitama's opponent.

  "If you dare to do something with my hair, I will get my money back."

  Reluctantly, facing the overlord of Saitama, he can only use his killer's magic.

  In addition to hair, economy is indeed Saitama's second life. Seeing Ye zai, who threatened with "money", Saitama had no choice but to give up.

  No way, who makes Ye Zai rich, rich is the uncle, this sentence is practical no matter where it is.

  "Don't be depressed, some girls also prefer bald heads. I'll introduce a few to you next time."

  Seeing Saitama crouching down to the corner and making circles again, Ye zai could only console him.

  Although he is rich, Saitama is a thigh. Hold your thighs yourself and maintain the friendly relationship between two people is a must.

  Time flies, and one and a half years have passed since Saitama became bald, that is, Saitama has been exercising for three years.

  Only when Saitama felt that he had temporarily reached the bottleneck and could no longer become stronger, did he stop exercising.

  During this period of time, Ye Zai also occasionally received quests issued by [Hero System], and while killing some weird people, he obtained a "card drawing opportunity."

  But it seems that after pulling out [Hate wind swordsman], Ye Zai has overdrawn his luck in one breath, and after drawing cards, he didn't even have any decent things.

  Don't even talk about junk characters, you can't even get a [character card], it's all a single [prop card], and it's useless.

  During the period, there even appeared "Sanae's bread". The toxicity was so strong that it almost made Saitama, the [world's first strongest man] return to the West...