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I Don’t Want This Plot!

After reading a dog blooded plot, readers spat blood as they started a uproar. "Shameless author!" Was one thought that they could all agree on. Rouyun agreed, upvoting the comment. Despite agreeing with them, he liked this kind of plot. A tragic character needing love but barely grasping it. But the plot didn't go as he expected. After abusing someone, you need to shower them with love afterwards but the author was a maniac. As he was pondering over the story, a system kidnapped him in the name of "Justice for Abused Male Leads" -"You dog headed system!" Rouyun weeped, telling himself that he's the most pitiful person. "You're a dog!" The system angrily bit him They howled together in frustration. _ Fengxi: Be good Rouyun: Wuwu, let me go! Once he bites, he'll never let go Tragic pitiful Fengxi x witty meng Rouyun

seeyouinthesummer · LGBT+
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4 Chs

1.1 | I Want to Go Home!

"Let me get this straight, you want me to go in and change these pitiful male leads fate?"

The system gave a look, "Yes, do I need to keep telling you or myself?" It was starting to get annoyed by the same question.

It was a new born system, it was ignorant but thrilled to start it's first mission.

Rouyun gave a long sigh.. he grabbed the systems ears, pulling with all his strength.

"Take me back! This is against my rights you dog headed system." He cried out but no tears came out.

The system cried out with him. "Let me go!" Awo pulled away only for Rouyun to grab both ears, shaking the system until it saw stars.

"How the hell am I supposed to save them when I can't even save myself." He let go of Awo, falling to his knees as he looked up to the sky- well a white place.

The system agringly jumped about as it clambered about the tragic male leads. "Host! It's a great sense of accomplishment to help these poor protagonists, anyways don't you like them?"

Awo was confused as why it's host was so against it when he was into those kind of characters.

Rouyun stared at the system like he was looking at an idiot.

"Like who? Like my foot!" He pulled at his hair, "There's no saving them, not even the shous could save them.. no they pushed them off the edge!"

Awo grumbled under it's breath, "What a bad host I've been linked to."

Rouyun cocked his head at Awo, the screws audibly clanking.

The system jumped up in fright, "W-well, you can get benefits?"

Rouyun smiled eerily, the smile seemed to reach his ears. He pulled the system onto his lap as he patted it's head.

"Go on."

It was eager for praise as it explained about the system shop highly.

"The system shop can be accessed at any time, all you need are points to acquire them!

From skills to cheats, anything is possible with the system!" It puffed out it's chest arrogantly.

"I already know, tell me what benefits you're going to give me." Rouyun flicked the systems head.

He wasn't all that surprised how the system operated, it was a well given with countless novels he's read.

The system was aggrieved, "It's already a benefit to access it!"

Rouyun gave a look before sighing heavily, "I guess you're right… find a different host!" He threw the system off his lap as he walked off in the endless space.

The system hurriedly followed after, "Wait wait! How about this, I'll give you one voucher? Don't you humans like free stuff?"

Rouyun stopped in his tracks, raising three fingers.

"You're robbing me! One is good enough." Awo stomped angrily.

Rouyun lifted up his foot attending to keep walking. Awo bit his pants, "Okay, 3 and no more!" The system weeped, it's host was so bad.

Rouyun smiled brightly, lifting up the system. "No take backs or I'll skin you."

Awo shivered in fear, not realizing that Rouyun was putting up a pretense.

If he could really do anything to the system, he wouldn't be here still but it was good his little system was a fool.

Rouyun smirked in victory at the benefits he reaped, not noticing the system snickering to itself.

They were wisped away, all he do was feel his body churning and moving at a pace faster than light.

When he came to, a pounding headache and a piercing ringing sounded throughout his mind.

"Entering the first world, "Chasing You to Death"

Main Mission: Save the male lead, Fengxi from his tragic ending

5000 points

Side Mission: Find out the cause of Fengxi parents death

3500 points"

He groaned out in pain, "I feel as though you purposefully did that."

The system snickered, this time Rouyun noticed something was off with the dog system.

"What are you-" he cut himself off as he came to realization.

Rouyun wanted to rub his temple only to see.. black meaty paws?

"You-" the system took on a white blob form as it rolled around in laughter, "Look who is a dog head now!"

Rouyun gritted his teeth as he gazed at his paws stupidly.

"Fuck! I want to go home!" He howled out sorrowfully.