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"Dear goddess, bless my f*cking eyes with holy light. What the f*ck is that!?"

Aveleen looked disgusted at the sight of the creature that I brought in. It wasn't easy finding her. I had to drag this thing all around while preventing its black blood from going everywhere.

"Don't f*cking swear. Oh, I just did. Well, anyways, you're an assassin, so you're used to this kind of stuff."

"I'm an assassin, but I never saw this kind of abomination. Even tortured victims don't look like this!"

"Respect this ugly creature. May he rest in peace in hell." It became even more ugly since I bashed it around everywhere.

"I found this thing in the restroom while I was doing my business."

"Pooping?"

"No! This thing killed one of your assassins. I saw its decapitated head stuck on the ceiling. You should probably tell someone to clean that up."

"Okay, and?"