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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · ゲーム
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601 Chs

Chapter 388: Plundering the Power of Divinity! Life Essence_3

Moreover, Zheng Mingsen's aura has already been memorized by the Devil God Wa Ming.

It goes without saying that when the battlefield of myriad races opens and Divinity descends in person, walking the earth as a Saint, they will definitely come to settle accounts with Zheng Mingsen in person!

The Blue Star Human Race and the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe have reached a point where it is a fight to the death!

Having finished issuing commands, Zheng Mingsen turned his gaze to Zheng Cheng.

"Hahaha... So you are Zheng Cheng, right? Well done."

Zheng Mingsen laughed heartily, "Zheng Cheng, my fortuitous encounter this time is all thanks to you. After my seclusion is over, I will give you a big surprise!"

A pitch-black aura surged out from Zheng Mingsen once more, and with a fierce shudder of his figure, he disappeared instantly.

"Senior Zheng..."

After Zheng Mingsen and the projection of the Devil God Wa Ming disappeared, no one could stop them anymore.