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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · ゲーム
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Chapter 349: Ice Demon King! The Strange Blood Ghost Beast Master!_1

"Me?"

Damn!

Why are you talking about me, do I really look that lecherous?

That's slander!

As he spoke, a massive chill had already approached, blocking their retreat.

On the ground, the movement of the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vines slowed under the cover of the cold air.

Large chunks of ice formed, actually freezing many of the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vines.

Even the Spirit Charm Fire that had been burning was now stilled, its burning speed extremely slow.

The Spirit Charm Human Face Flowers also began to wither, and the large blossoms retracted back into buds, concealing themselves.

"To catch the bandit, first catch the king. I'll go and deal with the Ice Demon. The rest are up to you, okay?"

Zheng Cheng said. But Yao Zhixue immediately refused, "The Ice Demon is my prey, the others are your problem!"

Without waiting for Zheng Cheng to stop her, she flickered and vanished into the surrounding ice fog, disappearing from sight.