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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · ゲーム
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601 Chs

Chapter 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1

Zheng Cheng continued forward, while Jerry was also let out, crouching on his left shoulder.

On the right shoulder was Little Qing.

A man, a beast, and an elf continued forward, unaware of the figure that slowly emerged behind them.

This figure, shaped like a Black Python, even had a black horn growing on its forehead.

A pair of vertical pupils was emitting a crimson glow.

It slowly opened its serpentine mouth, revealing sharp fangs, and bit down fiercely!

"Buzz...!"

Just as it was about to bite Zheng Cheng, a net made entirely of green mist suddenly appeared in front of him!

Like a fly caught in a web.

The Black Python rushed forward, only to be enveloped by the net.

Little Qing's figure appeared behind Zheng Cheng's head, glaring at him fiercely.

"Yah!"

With claws bared and teeth flashing, Little Qing used the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield to trap the Black Python, and her dainty magic wand also pointed at the creature.

"Sss..."