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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · ゲーム
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601 Chs

Chapter 114: Burning the Villain! Encounter Battle!

"Brother Cheng, why haven't we encountered any infected yet?"

Away from the beach, ten people headed inland.

After walking for half a day, they saw no one; there was only the vast Wilderness and the dense forest in the distance.

Cai Ji was clearly getting impatient and spoke up.

Chen Zixiong suddenly said, "Before entering Radiation Island, I had looked up information. In this world, you should never enter places like forests."

"Why?" Cai Ji asked curiously.

Chen Zixiong proudly stated, "Because the trees in this world's forests have mutated due to the radiation from nuclear rain."

"They've turned into carnivorous beings, just like the Man-eating flowers, and they attack any creatures that come close."

"I've also seen videos where dense vines surge toward people, capable of swallowing a person whole—it's particularly terrifying."

He had prepared a lot for the trip to Radiation Island.