Working Under My Murderer
It has been two weeks... I haven't seen the light of day... I've been stuck in her turf... I get only two dragon eggs as my daily food... I don't think I can keep up... Life here is worse than hell... Atleast hell had beautiful girls... All I have here is a 236 years old woman who murdered me in my last life... I am working as her servant... I have to clean her clothes... I have to do her dishes... I have to clean the whole house... I have to tend to her hair... I even have to do her makeup!! UGH!! WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THIS?! I am stuck her tending to my murderer... I swear... One of these days, I'm gonna block her nostrils with her lipsticks and have her die by suffocating...... Okay... I'm not that evil... But... This thought has crossed my mind more than---
*The sound of a plate breaking is heard*
[The surrounding is shown... Sap was cleaning the dishes while The Witch was lying down on a comfy couch, reading a novel]
The Witch- Ugh... You broke another one?
Sap- What do you mean by another one? This is the first one I broke...
The Witch- What about the ones you broke while practicing?
Sap- Weren't you throwing them to me as target?
The Witch- No!! I was just drying them by soaring them through the hair...
Sap- I thought they were for target practice... They even had an "X" drawn in the middle...
The Witch- That's because I like the pattern... The "X" feels like a target so it motivates me to eat whatever is on the plate, just to get to that "X"...
Sap- W-Wow... That's not normal...
The Witch- You're in front of the strongest mage in the entire world... Why are you trying to find normal things?
Sap- Yeah... That is my fault... Who knew that the ones people aspire to be are weirdos...
The Witch- That's an interesting way to look at stuff... You know... My master used to say something... "All the best people are crazy... Nothing extraordinary can be obtained by normal people"
Sap- Oh well... Normal just stands for average after all...
The Witch- *sits up in excitement* YES!! YES!! YOU'RE RIGHT!! AHHHHH!! YOU REMIND ME OF HIM SO MUCH!! BOTH OF YOU ARE SUPER SMART AND SHARP WITH YOUR WORDS!!
Sap- I believe you're yet to see the whole world... I'm not very sharp with my words... I believe there are people who are much more cunning out there...
The Witch- Ah...? I don't know... You do know how to flatter someone...
Sap- What?! How?!
The Witch- You've been flattering me all along... It feels like you've gotten me all figured out... As if you've known me for a long time...
Sap- What might you mean?
The Witch- You can read people very well... Can't you? You know when to speak up against me and when not to...
Sap- Ah... I've just been getting lucky... If I were that good with people, I wouldn't have been friendzoned by my crush...
The Witch- You have a crush?! Who is it?! That princess?! Was that the reason you helped her?!
Sap- Nah... You're absolutely wrong... You haven't met her... She was standing beside me back then...
The Witch- Ah... Standing side by side with your crush huh? That would've felt---
Sap- Why did you suddenly stop?
The Witch- DID I RUIN SOMETHING BETWEEN BOTH OF YOU BY SAYING THAT I LIKED YOU BACK THEN?! SHE MIGHT HAVE---
Sap- WAIT WAIT WAIT!! You kidnapped me in front of the whole school and said those embarassing stuff while carrying me like a princess and you're worried about that NOW?!
The Witch- I didn't think it was weird...
Sap- *laughs* Wow... You're still a child...
The Witch- *pouts* That was rude... When I'm like 200 years older than you...
Sap- 220 to be exact...
The Witch- Yeah!! Whatever!! Do you know how embarassing it is to be called a child by someone who is that much younger than me?
Sap- Well... I can imagine... *laughs*
The Witch- Oh well... You might not know... But... These 200 years of experience has made me really smart in cases of love... So... How about I help you get your crush as an apology?
Sap- What?!