Handy Man Bobby

Billie Bob Jones

"Why can't you just be normal and buy furniture that is already set up? You're rich enough now," Benedito grumbled as we walked to my new office space in the house. I picked a room right next to his because it would make things very easy for me if I needed to bother him. 

Apparently I could not share a study with him because I was too noisy. Whatever that meant. He simply could not handle my beauty and would distract himself. 

"Benedito don't you know if a couple can survive setting up IKEA furniture they can survive anything," I chuckled. 

"It's like you did this just to annoy me," he sighed. 

"Listen, if we can survive this and not kill each other then we are set for life Dito," I pulled his ear playfully which almost got me killed. We had not even opened up the boxes and he was already trying to kill me. "Maybe this ain't a good idea you might strangle me again and my neck just healed."