Finding a new home

Today was great. I woke up with two soft orbs behind me and I couldn't help myself and turn around, and what I saw was a sleeping girl with two cow horns and ears. She then started to wake up with groggily eyes, she then stared at me again. What happed next was the same as last, but this time she was sniffing my hair as if it was the last thing she will smell.

As I was enjoying the moment, then I felt a dangerous glare aimed at me. I turned towards the door and saw, Olivia, Mai, Linda, and Petra staring at me all of them have their eyes narrowed. 'Welp time to get up before they decide to have an intercourse without my permission.' I then try to pry Caras arms off me, but she ends up wrapping them tighter not wanting to let go.

"Listen here you two-ton milk bags, either you let him go, or you'll have a punishment~" Instantly Cara launches me towards the door and runs away with a red face. Luckily before I cracked my skull, Mai was able to catch me with one of her arms.

"Thanks Mai *YAWN* mind putting me down before you blow me like you did while I was asleep?" She then acted like she was innocent and looks away.

"I don't know what you are talking about, maybe you need me to give you one?" My brow twitches as she made her arm approach her and her mouth near my spear. I then bonked her on the head to stop her, sadly she let me fall and I landed on my ass. I then started to do some exercises and drink some MILK. After drinking I made my way to the bridge to see what happened while I was asleep.

Soon I felt something was aimed at me and ducked. My assumption was right because what flew past my head was a pole, it kept on flying until it hit the wall. It embedded itself into the wall and cracks formed around it. I heard Laura behind but her voice was anything but sweet.

"OhhHHhhHH FrIIiIiiIITTzZZzzZ CaN YoU TeLL Me WhY YoU didn'T inVITE me To YOURE bEd" 'I better start running now' I then sprinted as fast as I could towards the bridge with all my might hoping to outrun Laura and not get whooped. Sadly, luck was not smiling in my favor today, I saw Laura run up behind me and had the staff raised above her head, ready to smack me. I jumped to the side and saw the ground crack and break underneath here.

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit" I kept running all the way towards the bridge while dodging the staff, I soon saw the door and was laughing in relief, but when I was about to run through it Laura wrapped her arms and legs around me and what I saw was something I wish I could forget. She was drooling from her mouth and she was licking my ear while rubbing her whole body on mine. 'It was at this moment I fucked up' I screamed at the top of my lungs and was saved by Carmen. She lifted me up, and pried Laura off me. She then placed me on my feet, and lifted her foot off the ground, she then threw Laura across the hall and she landed on the wall with her back imbedded into the wall.

At the same Time I thought I heard Carmen say go to horny jail and agreed.

'Note to self, reward Carmen with head pats later.' Carmen then turned to me with her emotionless face. Her tail was swishing side to side like a dog that wants to be rewarded. I then patted her head and she closed her eyes enjoying my touch. 'Welp, I'm spoiling her.' I then kissed her forehead, which caused her to flinch in surprise, and steam came out of her nose.

I then made my way to the bridge and what welcomed me are a pair of breasts straight to my face.

"Fritz are you alright, what was that scream, who do I need to punish." Olivia kept firing question, after question. I had to give her head pats for her to calm down. HEADPAT SUPREMACY FOR THE WIN.

I then made my way to my chair and pulled up the map to see our location. Linda then came to my side and handed me a bagel with some cream cheese. Now I know most people would go for some cereal or some bread but fuck you I'll eat what I want, and I want a bagel. After munching on my bagel, I then received a message from Laura, who finally went out, saying that they found a planet that is similar to earth. I stood up very quickly and started to relay the orders.

"Linda set a course to the planet and make sure that we are the first to find it."

"Yes sir" She then starts to speak with the crew on the bridge, and they started to show more enthusiasm. I soon overheard some people talking about finding a new home.

"Can you believe it? We finally found a new home, and we can finally have real food!!"

"I know, it feels like a dream, now we don't need to eat those printed food no more, plus the water tasted horrible."

"Its not all that bad though, remember the milk they served? I felt like I was a newborn pup again."

"Your right. But where did it come from?"

"Who cares, what matters right now is to get to the planet."

Some of them got a punch to the head, and I enjoyed that they are excited as I am. After a few minutes of moving through space we finally arrived.

"Nice of you to finally join is captain I was starting to feel lonely you know." My brow twitched when Laura started to tease me.

"Yeah yeah, just come back so we can prepare to descend."

"Roger that." After Lauras group returned we then started to descend on the planet. As we descended many of the elves, dark elves, dwarves, and beast-men made there way towards the windows. Some celebrated on finding a new home, others where staring at the planet, while the rest started to arm themselves for the expedition.

"Alright everyone. We will start the expedition process."