Chapter 006: The Stalker Is An Incredibly Cute Girl!

The bell had rung signaling the end of the day, Sato-San quickly got out of chair and ran towards the 3rd year middle school classes. He found the one that was Fukuhara Yoko's class, room 3-D.

'Let's hope she's still in here.'

He went up to the door and swung it open, he looked around and didn't find any sign of her. He saw three girls talking in one of the corners of the room and walked up to them.

"Oi. Where's Fukuhara-San?"

"Hm? Who are you?"

"Sato Higura, I need to talk with her because she's causing quite the serious problem."

"Eh…Ehhh??!! S-Sato Higura?! Let's get out of here!"

The girls grabbed their bags and ran out of the room, now with only Sato-San standing in the corner.

'I guess my false persona managed to make the middle 3rd years scared of me, at least that means I know that they think that's my real self.'

He walked out of the class and began asking around for Fukuhara-San, but all the people he talked to ran away while screaming.

'…Maybe I had a bigger influence then I thought…At least that means middle school 3rd years won't bother me.'

It eventually reached the time where students wouldn't be in the club rooms anymore so he left.

'Maybe I'll spot her on my way home…She is stalking me so it wouldn't be a surprise if I did.'

He walked home expecting to sense someone following him, but he managed to reach his house without any strange occurrences.

'Maybe me chasing her had an effect, hopefully it did, that would solve the problem entirely.'

He gave a sigh of relief and walked up to his front door knowing what would happen the second he opened it. He walked inside but the thing he was expecting didn't happen, his sister didn't ambush him. He walked into his living room and saw a familiar face sitting on his couch. Fukuhara Yoko.

"Yo."

"W-What are you doing here?! How the hell did you get inside?!"

"Heh heh! Your sister let me in!"

"Why would she do that?! Kokoro! Kokoro! Get over here!"

She came running downstairs right afterward and clung onto Sato-San.

"Hey, hey. Don't do that!"

He threw his sister off of him using his false persona to try and make Fukuhara-San leave and never come near him again.

"Hm? I guess you really are rude all around, but I still like you. I'll be willing to overlook that part of your personality."

"L-Like?!"

'Oh no, you shouldn't have said that in front of my sister, she has a really bad brother complex!'

"Hi-Gu-Ra. What does she mean by like? You'll tell me right?"

"I-I've never met her in my life! I don't understand how she can like me!"

"Oh Yo-Ko. Then why don't you explain? No one will take my brother from me!! He's mine and mine alone!"

"Eh. You let me in and didn't think that I may like your brother? And to think you have a brother complex…Oh well, he's still going to be mine."

"Like hell!! He's going to marry me! He just hasn't realized his feelings for me yet!"

"Do you really think you have the right to choose he marries?"

"Of course I do! Who wouldn't want to fall in love with their adorable little sister!"

They continued to yell at each other until a full on war broke out in the living room.

"Heh, the only way to decide this is with war Fukuhara Yoko-San!"

"Fine by me! How will we fight?"

Kokoro-San grabbed a plastic sword and threw it at Fukuhara-San.

"Exactly what I said, war."

"Very well, I'll win either way no matter what you pick!"

Bombs were being fired all around from automated cannons, only two soldiers remained.

"Captain Kokoro, it will be an honor to kill you with my blade. I hope you're prepared to die!"

"Heh, I'm the one who should be saying that. I'll never die at the hands of someone like you! Commander Fukuhara-San!"

They smashed their blades together creating sparks they were fighting so fast that Sato-San who was watching form inside a briefing room couldn't keep up…Or at least they would have been if this was really happening, from Sato-San's perspective it was just 2 girls hitting each other with plastic swords.

'Where did she even get those from?'

Kokoro's blade struck right in the forearm of Fukuhara-San's left arm causing her to start bleeding out.

"Heh, you're good. I may have underestimated you…However. This is when I get serious!"

She pulled out a revolver and shot Kokoro's right kneecap.

"Ha Ha Ha! Who's stronger now? A sword cannot best a gun!"

"Heh, I guess it's time to bring that out…"

"Hm?"

Kokoro pushed a button that was on a metal box.

"N-No! That's not possible! Where did you get that!"

"Heh, I said that I will always win, that doesn't mean I'll make it out myself…"

A plane flew above their heads and once it reached the point directly above the area of battle it dropped a giant bomb.

"Haaa, I guess I lose, I guess I'm not strong enough to fight for your brother's love."

"Now you understand…I'm the only one suitable for my brother. It's a worthy sacrifice to keep his love to myself and give it to no one else."

Now we return to Sato-San's perspective. After the strike in Fukuhara-San's arm, she took out a dart gun that she had grabbed before the "war" started. She shot Kokoro in the kneecap which caused her to collapse because of the "pain." The air strike call in remote was just her phone that she happened to have in her pocket.

"Umm, what's going on here?"

"Hm? Oh dad, I genuinely have no idea…Let's just stay out of it for now."

"I think that's the wise choice."

They were pinned on the wall where vases and pictures were on a shelf just above them. When Kokoro called in the "air strike" it was really just her shaking the wall so a vase would fall next to them.

The bomb was seconds away from hitting them, they smiled at eachother knowing that the other would die, meaning that the other wouldn't be able to get together would Sato-San.

"Woah, woah! What's with this sudden dark theme? Isn't this meant to be a comedy?!"

"As the author I have this one thing to say…It all make believe in a make believe story so it's not like they'll actually die! So it's fine!"

"Ehhh??? I guess I don't really get control of anything…Let's get back to the story then!"

The bomb landed blowing up everything in its range and with it the last two soldiers lied their lives down for the sake of Sato-San's love.

Their father began clapping after they had both acted like they were dead. They got back up and called it a tie, with that Fukuhara-San left the house and said to Sato-San "I'll see you in school tomorrow, I'll make sure of it." After that she walked outside and turned the corner making her out of sight.

'…What the hell was that all about? She didn't seem to know my real persona so I guess that's good…But what did she mean she liked me??? Ahhhh!!! It can't be helped, I guess I'll find out more the more things I discover about her…Although to be honest, she was incredibly cute…'

Sato-San sat on the couch with his father still sitting their wondering exactly what he was clapping for, he didn't know anything about the whole, "win Sato-San's love thing" Sato-San thought it would be best to just keep it to himself…