Chapter 30  Scratching the itch while waiting in line

Happiness sat in the corner, leaning against Alexander to keep warm while munching on fried meat. The male beasts couldn't help but turn their heads to look at her. After all, how often did they see a living Happiness, the protagonist of the novel? Most of these male beasts had read their fair share of YY novels, and they were especially excited about Happiness because she had not only read countless time-traveling novels but was also a contracted writer for a popular publisher. Despite her efforts, her stories received little attention and were often criticized. Alexander couldn't wait for the seventh day to arrive so he could have a proper conversation with Happiness and create a groundbreaking historical masterpiece together. He was determined to prove his talent and shut down all the haters!

The more the male beasts looked at Happiness, the more they believed she couldn't possibly be from ancient times. With her small stature, who would send her as an undercover agent? If she were exposed, she would be bitten to death in a matter of minutes.

"Ouch!" Happiness exclaimed, a drop of blood dripping from her fingertip. It turned out she accidentally stabbed her finger with a fork.

It's hard to say whether Happiness's move was intentional or unintentional, but she once again proved that she is a passionate person, isn't she? The red blood drops were so fresh, why not try dripping it on a zombie? The smell of blood successfully stirred up memories of Happiness's menstrual period among the beasts. It's something that can't be faked. Happiness didn't wait for anyone to take care of her, she went to the kitchen herself and exerted all her strength to take out the medicine kit from the refrigerator. In front of everyone, she cleaned and bandaged her wound. After finishing, she silently stuffed the remaining two meat buns into her mouth.

Eliot didn't wait for Lu Xian to be attentive, he returned the heavy medicine box to Happiness. Andy sat across from Happiness, gently shifting his buttocks, wanting to get closer. He shyly stole glances at her with wolf eyes. Who made him suspect her yesterday? These beasts wouldn't pretend to be submissive like tail-wagging wolves. Even if they transformed into human form, they wouldn't lie about trusting and supporting Happiness. They wouldn't bother doing that.

Happiness took a few seconds to distinguish that Andy's fur was lighter than Damian's, so she whispered, "Andy?"

The gray wolf nodded hurriedly, his eyes flickering.

Happiness smiled in relief, took the initiative to lean closer, and used her little paw to stroke Andy's leg. Wolf fur is rough and hard, and it hurt her fingers a bit. Andy touched Happiness's paw with his tongue and then lay down on the ground, gently placing his big head in front of Happiness's legs.

Happiness tentatively scratched Andy's chin with her fingers, and then stroked his beard. The gray wolf was so comfortable that he hummed. Happiness then used both hands to give him a head rub and scratch his chin, which made him very happy. Andy had a smell of wolf and his fur was not soft, so Happiness couldn't say she was very comfortable, but she patiently rubbed and kneaded Andy with all her strength. After all, her strength was small, and he didn't feel anything.

Andy didn't enjoy it for long before Damian pushed him away. Happiness treated Damian the same way, not to mention that she wanted to please them, just looking at how they took her in and provided her with a superior life in this dangerous world, she should do something to repay them. However, while scratching Damian's chin, her fingers were always trembling, and she didn't dare to rub his beard.

As a result, the beasts present had something fun to do. No one watched TV news anymore, and what's so interesting about the python brothers who were wanted by the python clan? Who would catch criminals for them in these few days? All the beasts were eagerly waiting in line, one by one, to be rubbed by Happiness.

After being urged by Abyssyus several times, Damian couldn't keep hogging Happiness. After enjoying it for a while, he grumbled and retreated to the side to wait for the second round. Abyssyus wagged her butt and wiggled her round ears, ready to snuggle up to Happiness, but she was pushed down by a black shadow falling from the sky.

Abyssyus's golden leopard eyes clearly read "What the f*ck?", "Do you believe I'll spray salt soda water in your face?!", and "Do you dare to provoke me again!" These were not abstract words. Seeing that it was Lionel who had approached Happiness, Abyssyus was instantly stunned. Wasn't this the Lionel who couldn't even watch N-rated movies and used to rush to the bathroom to vomit when he saw a 3D actress naked?

Happiness was also stunned, hesitatingly scratching the black panther's chin with her finger. Her delicate little paw, hidden in the panther's fur, looked like a rolling exquisite snowball. Several beasts were instantly dumbfounded. Alexander snorted and couldn't help but wonder, if Happiness was really a mutant ancient species, would these beasts who surrendered just by being scratched really have the heart to kill her?

Lionel narrowed his icy eyes, not showing any special efforts to please Happiness. He didn't make any sounds from his throat either. After his chin was scratched comfortably, he casually lay on his side and revealed his soft belly. He used the pad of his claw to push Happiness's arm and moved her little hand to his belly.

The black panther purely enjoys being scratched, and doesn't have any thoughts about Happiness. This is proven by his dick, which obediently hides under his abdomen. A lot of black fur sticks out from the tip, while the entire stick-shaped object remains hidden under the skin. Despite not having any thoughts, the size of the black panther's dick is still quite impressive. Happiness stood up and stood on her tiptoes to scratch Lionel's belly. The dick hidden under his skin is thicker than her arm. When she scratched near the long clump of black fur, she would always sneak a peek at the dick, then make a big curve with her hand to avoid it.

Happiness is tired. Her back is sweaty, and she has black lines all over her mind. If she had salt soda in her mouth, she would have sprayed it... She's exhausted from scratching Lionel a few times! When Abyssyus approached, she sat on the ground, rubbing her arms with a grimace, waving her hand. The workload is too much and her hands are almost swollen, she can't continue.

After greeting the other beasts, Happiness took three steps and rested. She didn't greet Lu or Alexander. She let Lu know that even if she didn't treat Lu and Alexander as strangers, she couldn't be too obvious in public.

Lionel stood up and mocked Abyssyus and the other beasts with his eyes. Yesterday they were all suspicious, like detectives possessed, today they shamelessly waited for that animal named Happiness to scratch them. They have no shame. Look at how calm he was yesterday. Learn from him, everyone. Lionel rolled his eyes disdainfully and casually opened the network controller at the door before returning to his room.

The beasts who didn't get a turn felt a bit embarrassed. Those who were looking for food continued to search, and those guarding the TV continued to watch. After a while, Ben wanted to move, but Eliot immediately shook his head and signaled to Alexander. Then they both went up. Happiness's room was not big enough to accommodate only two beasts. Damian was a step late and had to go to the kitchen to find a piece of bloody meat, chewing it sullenly.

After taking a hot shower, Happiness sat in front of the desk with the heating on, holding a small pen in her hand, staring blankly at her notebook, not knowing what she was thinking. The desk lamp emitted a soft light, and the notebook was open next to it. Abyssyus and Eliot saw this scene when they entered the room.

The two beasts couldn't talk now, they could only lie next to Happiness and guard her. Eliot found that the desk lamp was not bright enough and hurt his eyes, so he pushed the small round button on the lamp base with his claw. You should know that his nearsightedness was caused by reading and writing in dim environments. When he was in human form, he could wear glasses, but in beast form, he could only see clearly up close, everything else was blurry.

Abyssyus curiously stretched his neck to look at the content on Happiness's notebook, but the words on it were familiar yet unfamiliar, like difficult-to-understand ancient texts. At that moment, her belief in Happiness's origin grew stronger.

Happiness was startled by the sudden appearance of the panther's head next to her cheek. When she turned her head and saw Eliot, she touched her beast ears and continued to think on the desk.

Happiness has a general understanding of this beast-dominated society. Next, she needs to make plans for the future.

First, in order to establish herself in a civilized society, she needs to have a job, specifically, an economic source. Physical labor can be ruled out, as her strength is as insignificant as a mosquito bite to the beasts. So, what about intellectual work? She is not a scientist, and her knowledge of culture is just passable. As for history, she knows the general timeline and has a rough impression. If the history institute of this world accepts her, she can only study the lives of modern people. But Happiness knows that this is already quite remarkable historical material for the beast tribe a thousand years later. So should she immediately start writing down some information?

Happiness thought for a moment with her pen and wrote a few strokes on her notebook. Then she furrowed her brows, contemplating her current situation. As the only humanoid female, the probability of her rejecting these male beasts in terms of sex was basically zero. But she could at least find a way to reduce the harm on her own. Of course, her first choice was still Alexander... However, now that she discovered that she was surrounded by a group of male beasts, could she really make her own choice? Happiness sadly lowered her eyes... It seemed very undignified, but what could she do? In this society that completely subverted traditional concepts and rules, even female beasts were shared. She had no social status now, no legal protection, and therefore no power or qualification to pursue so-called "dignity".

Alright, let's set aside this issue for now. Third, there are zombies in this world, which are ancient creatures. She must protect herself strictly. If she gets infected with the zombie virus, wouldn't it be in vain to travel back in time?

Imagining herself turning into a zombie, Happiness shivered and rubbed the goosebumps on her arms. (っ◞‸◟c)

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No.30 Wanted Criminal

After thinking for more than two hours, Happiness finally came to the conclusion that in order for these male beasts to understand that she is not a useless person who can only be used for reproduction and cannot be sent to the dissecting room by scientists, the only way is to prove her value. She is not just for dissecting research or as an inflatable doll. She must create more value, such as starting to write some literature from now on. When the time is right, maybe she can become a famous professor with a piece of ancient human memory material? Living in a villa, driving a small car, having bodyguards when entering and leaving as an important person, and making lots of money to enjoy life. That feeling, just thinking about it makes her happy!

Tearing off the page that she had scribbled on, Happiness earnestly wrote down "Happiness's Memoirs" on the notebook. After thinking about it, she felt that it wasn't impactful enough, so she erased the words "Happiness" and changed it to "Ancient Human Memory". Looking at it this way, the aura immediately became different. Just from the title alone, it exudes a sense of dominance! What did Happiness's idol, one famous amateur online writer said, The content can be mediocre, but the title must be domineering!

It has to be said that once a person has a goal to strive for, their heart feels fulfilled. Lin Xiaole wrote each word with more seriousness than taking an exam. Whether her goal can be achieved or not, whether she can achieve the glorious effect she imagines in her heart, still remains to be tested by time.

Time passed quickly. In just seven days, it passed like a happy stray dog.

Happiness's memoirs had already written over 38,000 words. It can be seen that this girl worked very hard. You have to know that her idol, at most, only writes 15,000 words in a week.

Before she had the chance to show off her manuscript among the male beasts, something unfortunate happened to Happiness. Yes, this incident had a great connection with the two wanted abnormal killer beasts, the python brothers.

Where in the world does a paper lantern not catch fire? On the night when Happiness was determined to write her memoirs, she was discovered by the roaming python male who committed crimes. These two pythons were naturally ecstatic, and they gave up on their original plan of hibernation. They didn't associate Happiness with a mutated ancient species at all. In their eyes, she was just a national treasure weirdo that they had to get their hands on and commit a crime with during their long criminal career.

The python brothers were experienced in committing crimes, and even underage female beasts could escape from the strictly managed breeding camp, let alone a small villa with so many loopholes to exploit. In short, after their careful planning, Happiness suddenly disappeared right under the noses of the male beasts, making it difficult even for them to track her scent.

Not to mention the male beasts, who were like a nest of angry hornets, let's just talk about Happiness herself. When she woke up in the dark room, her mouth was tightly gagged with a piece of cloth, her whole body was covered in sticky cold mucus, and her hands were tied together. Happiness's heart sank suddenly, and when she moved her legs, she found nothing unusual between them.

Even if it's Damian, Would he really play such a clumsy joke on her?? Happiness suppressed her fear and listened carefully to the sounds around her. She was familiar with the howling sound of the snowflakes being swept up by the strong wind. Happiness felt a little relieved, as she shouldn't be too far away from Alexander and the others.

The bright white light suddenly lit up in the dark room. Happiness closed her eyes in response to the stimulation of the light. Before she could open them, she felt a pair of hard and ice-cold arms holding her waist tightly, and the cold lips were randomly kissing her face. Happiness hurriedly opened her eyes and saw a terrifyingly pale and unfamiliar face up close. Those long and narrow eyes seemed to devour her. When the man saw Happiness opening her eyes, he raised his head to meet her gaze, and his thin tongue licked his lips. To her surprise, the tongue was forked. Happiness whimpered a few times, but was immediately squeezed hard on her chubby cheeks by a big hand, causing her pain and making her unable to make any sound.

"Brother, have you thought about it? If we send this little female beast up there, our wanted notice will definitely be canceled." Another man slipped in from the door. I say slipped because his upper body was in human shape, but his lower body was snake-like! The thick and long tail, about five meters long, coiled together in a more terrifying way than a horror movie, covered with dark scales.

Happiness's hair stood on end. She cowered in the corner, not daring to move, only carefully listening to the conversation between these two male beasts.

"What are we after? Isn't it just for some fun?" The man pressing on Happiness said, "This is a never-seen-before humanoid female beast. Are you willing to just send her away? Playing with her to death, it's worth it for both of us for a lifetime!"

They were both fugitives. When the snake-man heard his brother's words, his desire was instantly aroused. He saw his brother tear off Happiness's clothes in one swift motion, exposing half of her body. He couldn't control himself anymore and immediately pounced on her.

In just a few moments, Happiness was left with nothing. Except for the rag in her mouth and the rope on her hands, she was completely exposed in front of the two Snake Clan male beasts. This shock was unimaginable. Happiness couldn't even cry. She could only use her little hands to desperately push away the man on top of her. At first, she could still kick her legs, but later, her two thighs were tightly bound together. When she looked down, Happiness almost fainted on the spot. The thug who grabbed her breast had his lower body transformed into a thick and green snake tail, tightly coiling around her! He tightened it more and more, exerting more and more force. Happiness felt like her bones were about to break!

The black-tailed male beast didn't remain idle either. His mouth opened wide at an angle unimaginable for humans. Inside were two pairs of fangs. He grabbed Happiness's hand with one hand and pressed it upwards. The thug on the right bit down on her breast! He really used his teeth to bite into it! Blood immediately flowed out of the wound, and Happiness cried tears of pain.

How did this happen? She was still writing her masterpiece this morning. Why did she suddenly get kidnapped? She watched helplessly as these two snakes were about to commit murder!

Crack, crack. Happiness distinctly heard the sound of her bones breaking. She felt hopeless, as if her heart turned into ashes. These two thugs, Alexander, and Damian were completely different. They really wanted to kill her!

Alexander! Ben! Damian! Andy! Anyone, please come and save her! Happiness sobbed while screaming in her mind. She didn't want to die so inexplicably and brutally.

The green giant python looked at the white lump flowing with blood for a few seconds, then suddenly leaned over and bit Happiness's shoulder. Trapped between two male beasts colder than corpses, Happiness's body trembled violently due to instinctive reaction, but she couldn't even feel the pain of her shoulder being pierced. She could vaguely feel that two hard and thick dicks were protruding from the cold snake body, rubbing forcefully against thighs and lower abdomen. Happiness's knowledge was not abundant enough, and she didn't know that pythons have two penises. She also didn't know that these two notorious fugitives liked to play with female animals using four penises at the same time. The green python made a little gap, and the black python released its grip on Happiness's breast, but tightly wrapped her with its black tail. One of them leaned forward and squeezed into Happiness's back in the opposite direction of the tail's movement, causing her to lie on its abdomen.

The green python looked at the white lump that was bleeding profusely for a few seconds, then suddenly bent down, biting its fangs into Happiness's shoulder. Happiness was sandwiched between two male beasts colder than corpses, his body trembling violently due to instinctive reactions, but he couldn't even feel the pain of his shoulder being pierced.

"Take the gag out, I want to hear her scream," said the black python man panting.

The green python man released his fangs and casually pulled off the cloth from Happiness's mouth, saying, "If she screams loudly, we'll have to gag her again. It might be more interesting to bite off her tongue first so she can't scream."

"That works too!"

Before the green python man could act, Happiness fiercely bit his arm. She knew that she was likely to meet her death, and she hated these two male beasts to the extreme. Even if she couldn't do anything to them, she wanted to take a bite out of their flesh! Unexpectedly, this feeble resistance was more stimulating for the two snake men than screaming. By chance, Happiness managed to keep her little tongue.

Just as Happiness felt like her internal organs were about to be vomited out of her mouth, and she was on the verge of suffocation, her body suddenly tightened and then relaxed. A pungent liquid sprayed all over her face, and she struggled to open her eyes. She saw Alexander's furious face. He held a sharp knife in his hand and had cut off the head of the green python man, immediately releasing Happiness from the grip of the black python. The black python assumed a fighting stance and lunged towards Alexander, while at the same time, Happiness's vision darkened, and she fainted. She had no knowledge of what happened afterwards.

Happiness was seriously injured this time, mainly due to excessive blood loss. She had two fractures in her legs, and the wounds on her shoulders and chest were deep. If it weren't for the fact that the two pythons wanted to keep her alive to play with, Alexander and the others would probably not have been able to save her in time, and she would have already perished.

That night, Happiness woke up in pain. Her whole body was covered in bruises, and every movement caused intense pain. The wounds from the bites and fractures burned like fire. Happiness bit her lip, waiting for the pain to subside. She then saw Alexander and the others gathered around her bed, all extremely anxious and comforting her in unison. She also heard the humming sound of the heater in her room. Happiness couldn't care about her wounds and started crying loudly, the incident of being kidnapped and almost losing her life was simply a disaster that fell from the sky, an unwarranted calamity!

As a result of this incident, Happiness's impression of the python tribe was extremely negative. It could be said that once bitten by a snake, she would fear forever!!! (ᇂ_ᇂ|||)