The Doctrine of Man

Xia Ping suddenly thought of spamming. Spamming is the art of promoting one's work through cheap tactics, it's a low cost and highly efficient advertising method. Back on Earth, many works became overnight successes through the art of spamming. The impact of crazy speculations was very big, if there were any new releases such as movies, theaters, or products, all the people related to those works would become crazy netizens and start spewing wild speculations on every forum and blog, making the market volatile.

Xia Ping was already black-bellied, so he didn't hesitate and logged into the Eagle Forum, one of the most popular forums on the Yan Huang. He found that the Yan Huang netizens were very innocent. There was no sign of spamming on the forum, and thinking what was about to come upon these poor souls, Xia Ping could not help but reveal a villainous smile.

Xia Ping immediately used the earth forums' most popular trick, the sock puppet, and posted: "Bai Rong sensei, one of the best novels that I had come across in recent years.It's heavenly work, ah! Others' eroge novels are simply crap in front of it.

"OMG! This novel opens a new era of eroge. " "The author is a rising star in this industry."

"Thank you, brother, for sharing this nectar of the gods with us." "The author's writing style is too good."

Using sock puppet ideology, he posted further posts under different names. Xia Ping used various flattering words and speeches to emphasize the novel; even he could not help but be shy about it. Too much good is bad for health, so he also raised a few criticisms.

"Fu*k, what a shitload of work!" "It's simply a waste of time; even my 10-year-old son can write better than it."

"Rubbish, it's too unsightly, aaah!" My eyes are stinging. These Yangzhou district dogs truly have lost it. Fu*k, what's God's work? "It's an 8-year-old scribble."Who doesn't know that Yangzhou district is famous for being no literature land? "They are at least 100 years behind my Jizhou district!"

The whole of Yan Huang was divided into nine different districts; Yangzhou, Jizhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, Jingzhou, Yuzhou, Yizhou, Yongzhou, and Yanzhou. All districts were under different heads, thus the developments of every district were distinct from each other, and as the sages had said, "Difference leads to contradictions." There were many frictions among the districts. Xia Ping took advantage of these frictions and started a flame war.

"These Jizhou district dogs will really jump over the wall just because they have a few celebrity writers."

"The Jizhou district dogs really love beating a dead horse, all the famous writers of their district are getting old now, but still they are proud as peacocks hahahaha."

"This world truly doesn't lack idiots."

The netizens of the Yangzhou district immediately posted.

"The body of a starved camel is still bigger than a living horse." "You humble Yangzhou monkeys will never understand the truth." Jizhou district countered.

"Well, I really don't understand why the Jizhou district bastards are so smelly; really, a mouse's vision is an inch long. There are really no good people in Jizhou district. "One must be just and fair in his life." A Qingzhou district netizen replied.

"Fu*k yourself, Qingzhou bit*h. People in the Qingzhou district should be the last to talk about what is just and fair."Go and catch your frauds first." A Jizhou netizen angrily posted.

As most of the people logged into the forum at night, this flame war escalated to unimaginable heights on the forum. In just an hour, there were 3.6 million views and about 90,000 comments. The madness of war was so great that people were hired to shout abuse on the forum. Even the Eagle Forum admins were alerted, but they were helpless as they had never faced anything like this before. And Xia Ping, the whistleblower, was calm because many similar incidents had occurred on Earth.

A good blacksmith strikes when the iron is hot, so Xia Ping immediately posted:

Bai Rong sensei's "The Doctrine of Man" I always lacked stamina for every task; even my wife looks down on me. But after reading this novel, she started worshipping me hahahahaha."

"Yes, this is not just a novel; it's an aphrodisiac. I didn't believe it at first, but after reading the novel, I couldn't stop myself.

"Is it really that good?"

"Yes, and it's better than Viagra."

"Brother, I'm so grateful to you for sharing this great work with us."

A group of unknown netizens praised the novel.

"I believe sharing is caring; don't be so polite." Xia Ping replied.