What A Pomp

In the middle of the business district or the street going through it rather there was Leo Hansbrin surrounded by cars and people.

Dead, in a pool of blood, disemboweled by a large truck. The indented bumper from where his body had hit was labeled 'Truck-kun'. Staring down at his own lifeless corpse, it wasn't as mortifying as he thought, looking at the gashes riddled across his body didn't even send a chill down his now spineless ethereal translucent body.

The disembodied man that was currently staring down at his own mangled corpse with mixed emotions.

It wasn't because he had died or was looking at his own mutilated body but he did have a question "why the fuck is this here"

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System User: Leo Hansbrin

Class: None

Level: 1

EXP: 0 / 50

Stats:

Str: 5

Sta: 5

Ag: 5

MA: 1

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It looked like a normal Rpg interface with multiple menus; some had unknown requirements however the ones that were unlocked were.

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Skills:

[Cool Head]

Inventory:

Empty

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Including the stat menu that had been previously shown.

*Ding*

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[Skill acquired]:

Cool Head:

Keep your 'head' in tough situations

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"ISN'T THAT TOO LATE? I ALREADY SAW THE SKILL!!"

The other odd thing was, gravity still existed for a ghostly presence however they could still pass through solid objects as well though they could interact with them but it took focus to move through.

Ghosts also had now become the leading theory for life after death, which Leo had tested involuntarily. Which had now made Leo curious about other ghosts.

"I wonder where other ghosts are"

*Ding*

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NEW QUEST: Underworld calls you

Quest description: (Forced Quest) There are beings that find ghosts and take them to their designated resting place termed either Heaven or Hell. Escape or Defeat your pursuer from the underworld.

ON Failure: Soul destruction

ON Completion: +1 allocatable stat point +50EXP

[ACCEPT] OR [ACCEPT]

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"The Fuck I don't even get a choice!?!?" Leo chimed in as soon as the ding sprung itself in his face.

*Ding*

*Quest Accepted*

As if the quest *ding* knew what was coming, because it obviously did, an oval the height and width of an average man appeared in front of the lifeless corpse of Leo Hansbrin.

Out of the glowing oval came a ghostly figure and along with it, a sigh that seemed to carry the force of an every day office worker. *sigh*

"Why was I given this job, I don't even hunt the new ghosts"

Feeling dreadful of the new ghost he talked like he was trying to get the attention of a small housecat "pspspspsp come here ghosty ghosty"

Wisping behind one of the nearby cars Leo shuddered and thought. 'Maybe I can reason with him and he'll let me leave' thinking that he also wondered how strong he was.

*Ding*

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[Status]

Name: Unknown

Class: Psychopomp

Level: 5

EXP: 37/100

Stats:

Str: 9

Sta: 10

Agl: 9

MA: 13

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SKILLS:

[Strong Punch]

[A Pomps Blessing]

[Mad Dash]

[Pompous suck]

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Confusion taking over Leo he asked "What the hell am I supposed to do with this, I don't even know what his skills do"

*Ding*

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[Psychopomp]

Description: A worker for both the underworld and Heaven, although some dead people can become psychopomps usually they are literally born to be a pomp

*Ding*

[Strong Punch]

Description: This punch is stronger than normal + 2 str (when using skill)

'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORRID DESCRIPTION' Fuming, Leo almost blurted out the exact words he was thinking

[A Pomps Blessing]

Description: Due to being a psychopomp and working under heaven and hell this worker receives +8 mana and +1 stamina

Due to receiving what he actually wanted to see for a description he was happy 'That's what I like to see'

[Mad Dash]

Description: when using this skill you make a mad dash forward increasing your speed (can only be used when going toward or running away from something in your line of sight.)

'What an oddly specific skill' he thought as he reminisced back to his gaming days which was 20 minutes before his death.

[Pompous suck]

Description: This skill allows a defeated or willing soul get sucked into a gourd or another item for holding.

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'I'd like to be suc- nevermind' Leo quickly realized no one would hear his stupid quip so he stopped before he could finish . . .