Funny how (after)life works

Let's see, what cheat skill I can choose... first of all, a system.

"No, we don't have those here"

What, why? They are useful and overpowered...

"Yeah, and they kinda dispel my boss' interest. He's really bored with those..."

Cool, so no cliche discounted like on the Eurospin.

"Hey, it's Walmart, boy"

Hey, don't ruin my jokes, I was not American, so I can use whatever else there is. Return to your paperwork.

"Have it your way"

...Anyway, let's start with something like the [Gamer]... and here it is...

Fumu fumu. It's displayed here on a blue floating screen... Hey, now more than a standard Japanese MC, I feel like a game character...

...Wow, I made a joke while unaware of it.

So, here it says... no [Gamer's Body] and [Gamer's Mind] and there could be other different changes based on the world I will live in. 

So no cheat skill [Crafting].

Well, nerfed as it is, it is still overpowered as you can Level Up and add points in stats and gain and grow skills.

Yes, this will be my first cheat, no other question attached.

Now for my second one... I would like a  skill that creates other skills... and here appears a list of 100 different types of cheats that generate skills.

This one's no good... this is too much perverted... what, creating skill based on the home appliances you possess? Who the fuck have this...

Yes, let's go with the standard one [Skill Creation] that costs only MP or whatever and it possesses a cooldown depending on the skill created.

Yeah, the cheat I like...

And for third... I don't know... Hey, do I truly have all the time I need?

"Oh, there is a time limit, but it's more than your previous age. If you actually spend that much time, then that's good for me, a vacation for me, and a harsh punishment for you"

Welp, I don't know what to choose, so let's start by sorting the cheats of works of fiction in my previous life...

The first one I can view is ['A'] from who knows where...

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3 Days later...

Fuuuh, here we are...

[Unit Creation], a cheat from Satou from a novel called Death March, etcetera etcetera.... what? Do you know that nowadays mangas have titles that are longer than a football stadium... they took the saying 'the longer the better' too seriously.

*cough* 

Anyway, [Unit Creation] is a cheat from Satou that he unlocks basically at the end, and different from what one could think, [Unit Creation] is not about the creation of servants and slaves for yourself like I first thought when I saw its name.

Its ability is to recreate everything, as long as you have a piece of it. And When I say everything, I mean everything and the cost in MP is really low for an OP ability like this one.

Now, why do you think such an OP ability is here in its complete state if they said there would be nerfs? Well, in its original world, [Unit Creation] is called a Unique Skill because it was a gift from a God, and while those have bullshit powers that don't cost much, overusing them causes problems on their soul.

And it's not limited to the soul, as an overuse would cause the user to go mad. I found that those skills were gifted to summoned heroes and reincarnators, and the heroes became rampaging heroes, while reincarnators became Demon Lords. They become slaves to the gods that gave them those Unique Skill

So the actual cost is paid, just in a different way than MP...

Nonetheless, it's an OP skill that will become even more OP based on the world I will reincarnate.

So yeah, here we are with our friendly neighbor alien ready to send me to the life-after, Plicchi!

"Yeah, yeah afterlife, life-after, I'm dying- wait did you just say 'Plicchi'?"

Yeah, it's cute, and in no way I could remember your strange name.

"Hey, it's not strange, and why Plicci?"

It was you who said that some R.O.B. could use this as a story, so don't whimper and be japanized!

"...You know, It's the first time someone said to me 'be japanized'. It felt cringe A.F."

I know, your tentacles are wriggling around everywhere now, please stop or this story will receive a +18 rating because of tentacles.

"Shit, bro got too much rizz"

Hey, what are those lights around me?

"So much that he got transported to another world"

Wow, comicity hit me like a truck...

...

...

...

Is it because of my last joke...?

"No, did you think we do things like *light on* and *puff* like that? You have to wait 5 minutes while you spin the wheel"

Near my dome of light, a red spinning wheel appeared. It had probably around two hundred different names and titles here, apart from one gray and one white, both nameless.

"White is a world of your choosing and gray is a world of our boss's random choosing, now spin unless you want to be divided and moved in 25 random different places at once"

I didn't even stop to think of those words, as I spun the wheel as he said 'random'. We were joking around so I went overboard... I don't think so...?

"No, it was just the right time for it. Like the joke you are sure no one will like but you have to tell nonetheless"

Then there's nothing we can do.

"Yes, nothing we can do. Oh, by the way, the wheel stopped right on..."

Honkai Impact 3rd

I knew this world, I played it a bit, and I know a lot of the normal story... Shit!

"No, don't worry. You'll reincarnate in the normal world and not any strange bubble universe"

Fuu... I felt I dodged a bullet here. Now I could talk about the world like any protagonist would do, telling that this is the worst pull there could be, like the world destruction and shit...

But I have all the time to talk about it after I reincarnate, it's not like there's much to do for a toddler. So I have to ask the last question while I am moments away from moving. Can I tell about everything that transpired here to the normal residents of the world?

"Yes. You can tell that you are reincarnated, you can tell that you came from another world, hell, you can tell them that they are NPCs to you in your life before"

The light is becoming blinding, and I feel more... sleepy. He opened up his tentacles.

"You can become their savior or their prophet. You can dominate them or kill everyone and become the worst evil. You can do whatever you want and we will not stop you. Now, it's time, Participant, live and be entertaining. We will watch you closely"

My consciousness started to fade, but I had to say my last words to him.

Plicci, you also have rizz.