Take Me Truck-kun

"JAMES GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE FU**ING MILK!!!"

A shout escaped from the loud music blaring inside the small closed-off room. A man groans with a sigh as he lifted his bloodshot eyes off of the web novel on his screen. His greasy black hair flopped back down on his head, sticking due to the long time since he washed it.

His pale blue eyes have seemed to be dried of emotion, even though he was looking joyful just seconds earlier.

"I'LL DO IT LATER MUM!!" His dried voice seemed to almost come out as a croak. He already sighed as he knew his impatient and uncultured mum would tell him to come down anyway, she doesn't understand the joys of my novels and anime. They're all uncultured pigs. The lot of them.

"COME DOWN NOW AND WELL TALK ABOUT IT BETTER!!" The expected shout called up to him.

He lifted his skinny legs off of his bed, a foul stench surrounded the air but the young man seemed to be used to it as he didn't even flinch.

He was wearing his pajamas and not a lot else, to be honest. He found it more comfortable to be free than restrained by the other annoying clothes.

Sighing once again, he stood up as multiple bones seemed to crack in place, making the man moan from pleasure.

He slowly lifted one foot after another until he reached his bedroom door. The handle was an annoying type that you had to do manually instead of the newer versions that were automatic.

As he lifted his hands to open the door, it was suddenly burst open by a pink-haired pig-looking girl.

"Sakura?"I mentioned almost unconsciously.

"Uhg, come out quick your bedroom stinks, AND STOP CALLING ME ONE OF YOUR DUMB ANIME CHARACTERS!!!" She basically yelled out at me.

I snickered as I always had my little bit of fun comparing her to that shewhore, like seriously there was nothing else I could compare her to. My sister, as she hates me calling her, is absolutely perfect in every way possible. For my parents or parent that is.

She has bright bubble pink hair, dyed, and is one year younger than me at 15.

She is top of her class unlike me who hasn't even managed to get a 3 on any of my work.

This is all my own so-called 'fault' though, as I have apparently been infected by Satan due to my avid love of anime,2D girls, manga, 2D girls, novels, did I mention 2D girls and fanfictions.

Venessa, which is her real name, has good looks and good grades, an angelic personality according to my mum, I still think she's a bi*ch as she makes fun of my anime and 2D girls and my love for manga and my 2D girl- I said that already didn't I...

Anyway, she seems to hate me ever since Dad died 3 years ago. That is due to a car accident where he saved a little girl from getting hit by a truck.

So, my sister blamed me as I was there with him, his blood covering my clothes when the cops came and the ambulance which was clearly unnecessary. I still remember picking out the pieces of brain matter that flung onto my face, I still gag as I remember, what I hope to be, a strangely large finger flung into my mouth.

Urr I still feel a bit sick at the thought of it.

Anyway, it didn't get any better for me when my family started to hate me after I suddenly shouted "I WISH YOU DA BEST OF LUCK IN ANIME WORLD DAD!!!" With my right hand in a fist over my heart. A standard AOT pose.

My grandparents seemed to dislike my honorable discharge to my father as I was soon lying on the floor after a mean left hook from my Nan.

I rubbed my left cheek as I reminisced about it.

Vanessa seemed to notice my daze as she kicked my shin, waking me right up.

"Come on Mum wants your skinny pale face downstairs, she probably wants to give you some vitamin tablets or something."

"Alright, alright, sorry Sakura-chan" that one earned me another kick to the same shin as she started walking downstairs.

I saw the photos of us and Dad taken down, my mum probably. I was pissed at that as I felt she was dishonoring him by taking them all away as if he was never here, just a stranger.

I walked into the kitchen with my sis in front as I bumped into a wall.

"Ouch, fu*k, who put a wall in the middle of the room?!" I realized my mistake as soon as I said it.

You see we didn't have a wall in the middle of the kitchen, what we did have was a depressed mum who's put on another 30pounds onto the already 170pound body.

Out of sudden reflex, I reached out my hand to catch a flying object. As I lowered my gaze again I realized I was well and truly fu*ked.

I caught the slipper my mum threw at me.

"Shit"

My already sweaty back got even more drenched in cold water as I felt a gaze peer into my soul. I slowly looked up to see two beading red eyes staring down at me.

"That's it, you're going out to get the milk, you are not allowed to refuse or I will go up there and smash all your little figurines!"

Although seemingly calm, this sentence held many threats, all of them i knew would come true.

"Yes, ma'am," I say in a 90degree bow.

Even though I hated going outside I knew I had to now, I could not stay near her after I caught that slipper, plus, she would actually break my figurines. I can tell when she is bluffing, so I immediately ran upstairs after and had a quick shower and new clothes on.

Within 15 minutes I was ready and downstairs with my wallet in my pocket.

"Bye mum, love you, bye!!" I shouted as I immediately opened and closed the door in a split second, not allowing the risk of her keeping me there for a moment longer.

As I was walking down the street I contemplated what I wanted to do with my life, I knew I loved anime, however, there is nothing I'm actually good at as a job.

I can binge-watch series for days on end but what can that get me, a human security cam??

*Sigh* I walked down the street towards the store, as I was walking I saw a truck going rather fast down the street, it was still a distance away from me but it wouldn't be for long. I made up my mind right at this moment, I would jump, I will let myself end it all. Then I will reincarnate in the world of Anime!!!

The truck kept on coming closer, 40 meters, I'm not sure I should do this, after all, I do still have a family.

30meters, no I have to do this, they don't care about me, screw them!!

20 meters, never mind this is a bad idea, I can't do this.

10meters ok let's back up away from the van, nice and safe.

5 meters, Give it to me Truck-kun!!!!

"Ahhhhhn"

—Black—

"Shit, I jumped..."

Authors note:

Not sure if this was too long or too short, but it felt a bit too long at the beginning there so I sped it up a bit. Please comment on your opinions as I'm extremely new to this and don't have much of an idea about the correct writing style (comment on help about that as well please). Anyway, see you all next time, I hope.