Meeting Mike

*Info dump I think + long chapter*

As I woke up I realized an issue.

I jumped into truck-kun.

I grabbed my head in pain as I feel the mental backlash of that decision. What kind of dumb dumb am I? to willingly jump into a truck just to be reincarnated...I don't even know if I will get reincarnated. I guess ill just see what happens next.

As this was all going on in the young man's mind a mysterious being seemingly appeared out of nowhere. It has been watching the man for a while now as it wonders how it should explain its son's toy truck fell onto Earth and ended up killing him.

-New perspective-

See, this thing set an enchantment on the toy truck to draw his child towards it, this is only a slight desire for people like it and its son. However, for mortals, it would influence their minds without them even knowing. It facepalms its head at how stupid it was. 'Just because he was distracting me from my drinking time doesn't mean I should have put an enchantment on his toy truck to get him to stay away and play with it instead. Then he got all angry at me when he found out and ended up throwing the truck to Earth. Thankfully the truck had a snowfall enchantment as I didn't want it to break anything in the house. However, before I managed to collect it back it landed on earth at a fast speed and enchanted this guy to jump in front of it. Now my other half will end up killing me for using an enchantment on our son and for killing a random innocent mortal.' Just as the creature was making a funny face at the thought of its other half beating it, the young post-man finally had the smart idea to turn around.

-Young Man's Perspective-

Just as I was about to shout for help, I turned around to see an old man with some weird-looking glasses and a...turtle shell? On his back. Of course, as a major anime fan, I recognized him immediately, "Master Roshi?!?! What are you doing here?!" This old man is a famous character in Dragon Ball Z, known for the turtle shell on his back and his unparalleled pervertedness. Except for maybe Jiraiya in Naruto.

But that's not the point, why the hell is he here this should not be possible right. Wait a sec, maybe this is hell. Maybe Master Hoshi has something for little boys as well! I quickly look around to see if Hisoka was anywhere near. *Phew* It looks like that was not the reason why. Hmmmmmm...

*Ehem*

The sudden cough brought me out of my musings as I see Roshi come closer towards me, my earlier thoughts come rushing back as I slowly move my hands, one in front to cover my little brother and the other at the back to cover my purity.

Roshi stops in front of me, then he whacks me with his club, "WHY ON EARTH DO YOU THINK I'LL **** YOU!!! I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO MAKE UP FOR MY MISTAKE BY HAVING THAT ENCHANTED TRUCK DROP ON YOur world..." I can see that Roshi did not mean to say that at the end, however now I was truly mad.

"YOU'RE THE REASON I GOT KILLED?!?!?! HOW DID YOU MASTER ROSHI OF ALL PEOPLE DROP AN ENCHANTED TRUCK ON ME?!" My rage shoots out as spittle from my mouth seems to spray all over his face. I admit I might have gone over the top a bit, but still, he is the reason why I got killed in the first place.

*Sigh*

Roshi sighed before wiping off the spit all on his face, "Sorry about that, also I'm not gay so stop thinking weird things about me" Roshi says back as he side glances into my eyes, "I didn't mean to drop it on you it just kind of happened, also my name is not Roshi, it is Michael or Mike for short, and to answer that question in your mind, Yes I am God I just chose this appearance to look more opening towards you."

"I never asked that", "Ur you didn't", "Nope"

I can see a now awkward expression on his face as he wonders what to do next, I am assuming that this is the first time that this has happened to him so ill be willing to forgive him if I can get some compensation.

Mike suddenly feels a cold chill come over his back as he looks over to see the young man greedily rubbing his hands with a perverted expression on his face.

"Wha-what are you doing?" The man comes out of his fantasizing with that question as he looks at the old man, "Thinking about how you could compensate me of course!" I look down at him as I start to wonder what his reaction will be, I keep my poker face on, that o have honed over my years of denying to be a Weeb and walking about how Love island is good, urgh those were tough days.

As the memories start to come back and a twisted expression starts to come on my face, I remember where I am. I swallow back down the not-so-small amount of puke that came up from saying the words 'Love island'. Urgh, here it comes again. Alright, just stop thinking about it, it looks like the old man has come up with an answer to me.

*Ahem* "Y-yes it does seem that you deserve some form of compensation, now let's see we can have you either reborn into a rich billionaire in your old world. Or I could have you reincarnate into a new world. Either way, I can give you the choice of the timeline, the place you want to be reborn, and your appearance. Finally, if you choose to go and reincarnate you will get three extra wishes of your choice and you can choose what age to be reincarnated at, with a maximum of 10 years old."

I was surprised at the fact you gain wishes when you reincarnate but not when you get reborn on Earth, "How come you only get wishes for reincarnating, I thought that would be more difficult than just being reborn on Earth."

"Ah, you see my young child, being reborn on Earth will be vastly more difficult as it would never want to take a soul that still has its memories of its last life on that planet," Mike mentions with a weird sagely face, that I always thought looks rather funny on the super perv Master Roshi.

"Then can't I just wish to keep my memories and then get another two wishes?" I ask with a ridiculing face of my own. Mike is obviously flustered over my ridicule as he starts to realize that what I said has some truth to it.

"True you can do that. Fine then you will be going to Earth and you will have two extra wishes, state them now so I can decree them!" My face turns into utter panic after what he just said to me, I didn't want to go back to Earth, not if I could go to a world with magic, a world where I can live out and fulfill my dreams.

"Please don't I'm sorry, forgive me. I don't want to go back to Earth, allow me to reincarnate please!" I'm down on my knees staring into the old man's eyes as he arrogantly looks down on me, "Good, it's nice of you to show your place!"

"As you have been truly sincere, I will allow you to reincarnate into a world of your choice, this includes worlds from the so-called anime. They are actually glimpses of different worlds that have been bestowed upon them, which they then spread for entertainment. So what world do you choose?" He looks back down at me after he finished his short little speech, "Sir, I would like to be reincarnated into the world of Naruto!" I spoke with an apprehensive face, hoping to, well God, that he would allow it.

"REQUEST GRANTED!"

The sound of Mike's voice boomed out through the room? I wasn't sure, who cares anyway? (Shut up comments, I dislike describing an empty vast place it sounds hard), I jumped back onto my feet in joy, and I have to admit I did a little boogey then. Mike just stared on in amusement but I didn't care I was psyched, I could meet up with one of my favorite waifus now.

"Now then onto your wishes, you have three of them so pick wisely as after you have confirmed your choice you can't take it back.", He was right I had to truly think hard about this, what wishes would I want, hmmmmm, "ROB, I mean Mike, can I choose the rest of my options first and then do my wishes after?" I ask him slightly worried, as I had to be sure of my future first then build around that.

"Hmmm, fine, I will allow it this time", I didn't think it was that much of a big deal but I was still happy about it either way, "Alright then, I would like to be at the same age as Konan but one month older. The time period would be one week before Konan meets up with Yahiko (AN: I haven't seen any of this yet as I only just started Naruto Shippuden, so please comment on mistakes of logic or things I have missed out on, thinking of this I probably should have finished Naruto before writing a fanfic about it and check out the author's notes at the end for more detail, sorry) and for me to appear at the same age as her but one month older, and I would like to be reborn as close to her as possible, without things looking suspicious."

"Ok, all good, you will be transmigrated into a house right next to the street that she was living at during that time and you will both be at the age of 8 with you're birthday in January and, of course, she's in February. As that is sorted may I ask what appearance you would like to use in your new world?" I was also rather skeptical of what appearance I should use, should I change it off of a base model or just choose a person from another anime I know. As funny as it would be to run into Orochimaru while looking like a mini version of him, I would probably be used as a test subject. Or adopted as his bastard son, who knows?

"I would like to look like this...", I started to describe my new face and body, making sure to keep my little brother well kept and only 'slightly' elongated, "So this is what you would like to look like?" My weird God asked as he made a mirror appear with, if I say for myself, an appearance that I would die for. And trust me, I have.

(Look into the magic mirror here, as I can't describe this stuff)

"Perfect" I mutter towards him, just thinking about all the girls I could have look my way, well a specific blue-haired girl in particular. Drool could already be seen coming out of my mouth as I start to imagine how I could make Konan fall for me instead. This is also part of the reason why I asked to be reborn before she meets Yahiko and Nagato. I won't let her suffer the idiotic fate that she did!

"Ok, now then, onto your wishes, I will have to keep them in balance with the rules of that universe and your body, so don't expect to be unbeatable until at least chapter 240, *EHEM* I mean when you're in your middle age." Did he just say chapter? Eh whatever, let me keep on thinking about something important and relevant instead.

"Ok, for my first wish, it would be to have every kekkei genkai available in that world," I swear I just saw a twisted expression on that Roshi face of his.

"REQUEST DENIED, THAT IS WAY TO OVERPOWERED AND NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!" He basically shouted at me. What's with him? He's the one that got me killed, I need to at least test the limit on how far I can go with these wishes. I kind of expected that reaction though, as having that many kekkei genkei would be way too overpowered, "Fine then, is there a way to make a form of it possible maybe a system of some kind?" I ask him with hopeful eyes. I read a few system fanfictions in my, well, now former life and I always thought the concept to be rather cool.

"REQUEST DENIED!" The old man shouted again, spraying spittle all over my face, probably payback for before, "Why it shouldn't be too overpowered and it would allow for gradual progress?", "Are you dumb, do I look like I can make one of those systems that just gives you power when on another goddamn planet, different planets all have rules that even I can't touch. At least not on purpose..." he kind of mumbles that last part off but I still managed to hear it. Basically, he could never kill me if he has the intent to do so, however, it seems like the world barrier just lets random trucks fall near people if they weren't made to do so. Kind of confusing but let's just go with it. (Author Glare)

"Fine, then you choose something that would work and fits with the same premise." I stated with a glare of my own peering at him, "Fine then, and stop your glaring it won't work on a higher power like me." He mentions, even though I swear he shivered a little.

"Alright, as the kekkei genkei is infused into the person's bloodline in a rather complicated way, I can make it so that whoever's blood you drink you will gain the ability to use their kekkei genkei. Also, you can use their other bloodline abilities, however, you must drink at least a gallon of their blood each to gain it and it must all be drunk in a single day and not being more than a day old. As well as that, you would gain a portion of the talent that they possess, this will all get stacked up with the other talent and bloodline!" Mike stated with a smug smile on his face.

"Isn't that a bit too OP?!" I ask before I realize it, "Hmmm, yeah you're right, how about this then, you can only use their power at a third of their ability and you will have to increase your power and control over it with practice and through more bloodshed. AKA, the more blood of their you drink the more powerful it could become, although it has diminishing effects so the more you drink the less gain you get."

"..."I just weep at my misery. Although it is still a quite overpowered ability if used in correct ways, it looked like I just ended up nerfing myself. Now I need to find out how to start a blood factory, ill keep people with different abilities strapped up as I start to drink their blood.

"Ummm, how would the blood taste?" I ask, just to wonder if I'll have to cope with the metallic taste or not. I was not going to waste a wish on that. "It would taste like a different type of wine, you can figure it out as you go along." Oh, thank Mike for that.

"Now then what would your second wish be, bear in mind I used up most of your fortune for that ability, in fact, you would have only got one more wish if I didn't nerf, I mean downgrade you again." That really made me wonder, although it would be cool to get rid of the nerfs, I knew God wouldn't let me, after all, he needs to keep things 'fair'.

"Ok, for my second wish, I would like to have absolute control of water", "Hmmm, interesting, I will make it so you can manipulate it, you can not form it from the hydrogen and carbon atoms in the air. It has to already be formed as a liquid. However, there will be a high chakra limit, to the point that only being a jinchūriki (or having the same amount of chakra as one) you can use it practically in battle. Otherwise, it will only be for small things like purifying a glass of water, fully."

'Sigh', I kind of expected that but it was still a bit of a letdown., however... "For my third ability, I would like to have absolute control over my chakra and its uses!" I figured this should allow me to use it more practically, as well as being a benefit overall. I would have wished for a higher capacity of Chakra, but I realized it would go up to an unprecedented amount as I would gain other people's Chakra talent as well, increasing my own through their blood.

"Ok, now that I have given you your powers I hope you can enjoy the new world you will be brought into. I should remind you never to tell anyone about my existence or the origin of your new powers. Keep it a secret or all you have cherished will be destroyed..." He finished with an ominous tone and to be honest, I wouldn't tell others about Mike anyway, it could make people see him as a test subject or a freak who should be killed. They might even start a cult over me. Wait that's a good one.

Of course, how would he know that Mike actually meant not telling his wife, after all, he didn't want to have to sleep on the sofa again. He was God, after all, living in a palace with thousands of bedrooms, but a word from my Wife will get me on the punishment sofa. He shivers at the thought.

"Goodbye Mike and I hope to meet you again once I die, which should hopefully be a long-long time away by old age. Bye!!"

"Goodbye and don't worry about dying of old age, you can basically live forever if you don't get killed by unnatural occurrences. Like murder. And no need to worry about your loved ones dying from age either. As long as you feed them your blood or other bodily fluid (such as from kissing or INDECENT ACTS) they can live to a long age like you for as long as you let them. However, be careful as they will forever have a bond to you until death. NOW GOODBYE AND LIVE A FULFILLING LIFE!!!"

"W-what ill never die by old age how cooooooooome" the young man shouts as he slowly blacked out, being unable to get the answer he wants. Of course, that answer is once again related to Mike's wife, after all, if he died from old age he will see her and might ask for him, Cold sweat drenched his back at the thought. Unfortunately, he can't make him truly immortal otherwise the other Gods might start to interfere, this might cause some future issues but that's then and this is now. Good luck young...shit I didn't even ask for his name...shit!

-Blackness Consumes the screen-