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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

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Florida Man Attends Parent’s Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store

Chapter 150 – Florida Man Attends Parent's Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store

The battle bus took off and flew north at a cruise speed while the crowd below gazed at the bus in admiration. They were proud that their boss was rich enough to sport multiple unique flying ships.

Han Hao rubbed his chin and watched the departing battle bus.

"Come to think of it, Lord Florida Man has many flying ships. One of them parks near the clothing store while the rest are sitting in the main manor. Say, Wu Buyi, do you think we can ask Lord Florida Man to sell us one of those?"

Wu Buyi sneered at his friend, "That will cost you several thousand years of lifespan."

"Hahaha! I wish it was that cheap! Have you been cultivating? Because of Lord Florida Man's essence stones and his yang flame pills, I think my lifespan is over 2,000 years at the minimum!"