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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

Tired of one bad choice in the personalization of his trait, Kaye, now Kai, logically planned his suicide for a better chance of reincarnation to get rid of the curse that his trait had almost become. Now, Kai is in a world where people breathe fire and fart thunder! *** Warning: I'm still playing with the idea of a female and submissive Orochimaru and if you don't think fem Orochi is a waifu with a long tongue and a quirk of swallowing things then... welp. The harem and r18 stuff will happen later because I generally write them after developing a few things but the work is at a fast pace in the terms of mc's strength and growth. Slight AU. *** I do not own the cover pic, credits to the creator. If you want me to take it down, I will.

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237 Chs

Attack from Both Ends

Curtains closed, doors locked, and seals checked. It only takes a few breaths to do all this aside from escorting rebellious cinnamon out to the shared room and returning with Hiraishin as Kushina sits courteously on the bed with a stiff expression causing Kai to snicker out loud.

"Relax, really, I will try my best to make it as pleasant as possible."

"He's lying. You'll regret losing your virginity. Just drop his ass and leave," Snarls the Kyubi from inside, unwilling to feel certain sensations... again.

Electing to ignore the furball inside of her, Kushina tries to calm her beating heart. As Kai climbs up the bed, her thoughts snap and she squeaks, "Just wait here, dattebane! I remember I have something to show you!"

And with that, like the wind, she rushes into the bathroom leaving Kai wondering...

'Why didn't you just change when I was consoling Cinnamon in the other room? Would have been better as a surprise...' But he couldn't really fault her and it was just his more selfish and avaricious self whispering into his ears.

So, Kai makes himself comfortable on the bed. While their date did cut short, he can make up for it by keeping Kushina up all night as he intended in the first place, right? If the date ends at the same time and in the same manner he anticipated then the process itself can be shifted about. Played with, to be precise.

He closes his eyes while recalling a few skills he stumbled across with Mikoto.

[A Shinobi's Kiss (5/5): Improves upon the use of mouth and tongue using pure chakra. Chakra consumption is reduced by 10% at every level. Current Consumption: 2/min.]

[Gutsy Shinobi's Relieving Tactics (5/5)]

[Acupuncture Delights (1/1)]

Ever since then, he has had the desire for elemental variations, too, but the grind is deep and relentless. Even now, after the grind for the current Mokuton skills and their sage variations probably, Kai already has another technique all planned up which could be considered a mix of Shadow Clones and Wood Clones.

'But... if THAT works out just the way I think it will then my trait is going to be broken~' Which will mean more grind! MOAR!

This thought and the anticipation for a long, filling night with Kushina just makes him all the more ready and harder as he can hear the sound of shuffling clothes from the other side of the door.

Soon, Kushina peaks her head out. Her hair is already back to its usual free state as they drape down sideways alongside the tilt of her head and the incline of her torse behind the door, "I'm done! Promise you won't laugh!"

"If it's something goofy I might laugh," Kai grins back as she pouts, "It's not goofy! It's... I— It's really... uhm... cute..." Her voice turns faint as she averts her gaze with a deep flush, "So... promise me."

"Hmm..." Taking some time as if he didn't already have an answer, Kai cups his jaws and mulls, "Even if I don't make fun, I reserve the right to compliment as much as I like!"

"Unghh..." She squirms a bit and chews her lips but the flush of her cheeks only spreads to her body infectiously. Even the slightest bit of her exposed shoulder reddens ever so quietly.

"Fine..." She huffs, "But nothing too heavy!"

"Right, just tits and ass," Kai nods back sagely. His wisdom threatens to burst out of his pants with the act Kushina provides him unknowingly.

Giving him a sidelong stare, Kushina slowly steps out with her back straightened and her chest puffing out subconsciously. She flicks her long red hair back to give him a good look.

"Ru-Bachan said that... this is the new fashion in Capital..." She fights off her embarrassment. He has already seen her naked but not like this. She has never presented herself to him in such a gift wrap before.

Kai quietly lets his gaze wander in amazement.

'Ru, you dirty old hag... good job!'

Kushina tilts her head down slightly while throwing Kai inquisitive glances with her upturned purplish eyes. And matching the color of her irides, her pale skin is layered by a wrap of silky purple lingerie bodysuit with spaghetti straps around her shoulder and a plunging neckline. The bodysuit is made up of thin, silky translucent material that shades her skin, breasts, and exposed nipples in violet. Her cleavage, too, attracts his attention with its natural flush.

The neckline itself settles close to her navel while the area around her lower lips has a darker and thicker mesh material that hides the true prize from the sight of the viewer. Seeing him look at her so intently, Kushina suppresses the butterfly in her stomach and decides to use what little she remembers from the 'kunoichi' arts during her time in the academy when Tsunade gave them brief lessons on the ways weaker Kunoichi can make use of all their assets.

"Hmm..." Kushina gulps to relieve her dry throat, "I feel a little weird on my back, could you see if there's a bug on me or not?"

She turns around while sliding her hair forward to show off her back to Kai.

Aside from the strap of her bodysuit, her back is completely open with the fabric barely covering her hips like a makeshift thong that leaves her plush, wide-ass cheeks completely open, and Kai with a rising desire to grind more than skills at the moment.

How he wishes to place many, many orders at Ru's shop for more clothes like this for all the girls!

That old hag is doing god's work in flesh and blood!

"S-So? Did you see anything?" Kushina looks back with an 'innocent' gaze as if truly asking for help but the rapidly growing slyness is hard to hide.

"I saw something," Kai chuckles but resists the intention of making all sorts of bun puns which he considers good but most definitely will not be considered the same, and settles for a more sincere compliment, "You look really beautiful and enticing..." But... he doesn't need to lie in any manner, right? So he adds with a remarkably heated gaze to let Kushina know what she roused by this innocent display, "I'll try not to tear all of it away."

Her blush makes a return as she once again turns around and stands right in her spot. Her toes curl and uncurl constantly before she nods quietly, "I... I have more so... let's have fun..."

His grin widens as he stands up and paces in her direction before picking her up in an instant.

"Ah! Hey! I can get to bed on my own!"

"Nah, remember? This is our rite of engagement, too~ I gotta put in the work," he looks down at her fondly before leaning in and pecking her lips gently, "So... let me."

Easily subdued, she leans into his embrace with a pout before finding herself being laid on their bed. Letting her hands slide up above her head as she flicks her hair from under her back while arching her torso up, Kushina strikes a pose with a bend of her leg across the bedsheet and regains her toothy grin, "So we really are... engaged, right? I can share the news with everyone tomorrow, right?!"

Climbing in the bed beside her, Kai smirks, "So, you already expect to be bust the entire afternoon, evening, and night?"

She rolls her eyes and pouts, "Like you and Mikoto don't do it for so long already... but come on... tell me." She brightens up and asks without understanding the destruction her words would cause, "You're mine, too... right?"

Kai stills briefly before grinning, "Ask me again tomorrow~!" He instantly gets on top of her. His body bends in as he holds her wrists across her long hair with one hand and the other one strokes her cheek as he begins kissing her.

Her knees jerk up in surprise at the intensity as her eyes close by themselves while her face leans up for more. Kushina has always been like this. Always eager for more of whatever she likes and Kai's position in her heart may just be above bowls of Ramen! Their tongue press against each other in her mouth as the ticklish feeling and their hot breaths make them more and more heated in their exchange.

Her legs spread from under him flexibly to a full split before wrapping his waist and forcefully pulling his hips down as he is forced to shift a bit before his knees tore into the mattress.

"Mmgh~!" Kushina mewls mischievously as she enjoys his weight on her, forcing him to lay on her as his hips pressed into her barely clothed crotch. If it wasn't apparent before from the bulge, then his erection becomes all too clear as it would throb through his trousers and pulsate against her equally hot quim covered by the purple fabric.

Her light red nipples stick against the translucent fabric as Kai slowly pulls back and continues to gaze into her eyes affectionately.

"You know," he admits, "You might not be able to announce our engagement the first thing tomorrow morning... maybe afternoon... or evening."

Kushina huffs before a smug smirk appears on her face.

"Well..." she begins impishly while tightening her grip around his waist, "I do recover way quicker than others, even Tsunade-sensei... so who can fault you for being eager... right?"

"I can fault you," Kai smirks as he doesn't need any other encouragement to grind his erection against her twitching lips.

"Tch, tch," she shakes her head with a grin, "Now you're my man! From now on, everything is your fault~!"

"Well then, it makes things far simpler," Kai lets go of her wrists and leans down to plant a kiss on her jaw before laying a trail of kisses down her neck and collarbone as he works his way down eagerly while whispering, "I can do anything if it's gonna my fault, no?"

"Nngh~ N-no! Wait! You're simply—" Kushina squeaks and gasps as he leans up and blows hotly against her ear, "Hah~ You're always so mean!"

"Yeah, my bad~! But hey, it's always going to be my bad from now on, no?" He emphasizes his words while bringing his left hand to cup her right breast while his right hand supports him to stay a bit up.

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It's not the first time she is feeling this. Granted... back then, she was complete. There has always been a doubt if that old cunt created the seal in such a way that shared emotions just to screw with her.

But... this is not the first time. The only thing different is that... her host is the one being dominated this time and not the other way around.

Adopting a form she has never shown anyone, not even that old cunt, she leans against the barrier of the world.

This is the only form that can help her deal with this... situation. Her true fear... adopting this form. That is why she tried her hardest to dissuade the girl from taking things further with that other asshole not so different from the old cunt...

Well, to give the credit where it's due... he is the first one she has known who guessed it correctly.

Her kind is not monstrous, they are merely regarded as such due to their powers. They are not to be fought...

But befriended.

'But this is no way to do things!' She hisses.

The sight of human skin over her form annoys her. That's why she hates this form.

She has to leave her magnificent fur and... reduce herself to more human-like anatomy.

While her kind is not differentiated by gender in her original form... the human form granted to her and her siblings to mingle better with the humans does have differences.

Being one of the two 'sisters' of the group, not to mention... 'superior' in many ways when compared to the ordinary populace, she quietly pinches her overly sensitive flushed pink right nipple as a hot exhale against her long, furred and foxy ear sets her trembling.

"Guh! The bastard!" She hisses. The dark space has light from unknown sources bouncing off the small layer of water that reflects the look of the state her body is in.

Hazy red eyes. Her vertical pupils dilate quite a bit which makes her annoyed... yet, feeling a grope on her chest, she quivers and collects her trembling knees as she exhales heavily in this world.

Her dark orange hair mat against her forehead as she finds the reflection of her dripping, sloppy cunt more than annoying. It's... she would never admit it. She would ruin this world before admitting any appreciation for this form, unlike her other siblings. Especially THAT catty bitch.

Soon, she can feel his cock rub against her dripping little cunt once again. Her host is a... slut, that much is clear. Constantly egging him to grind against her. Constantly enjoying his kisses against her neck. Letting him stroke her cheeks and kiss her breasts...

What a bitch!

"Mmnghhh!" She grunts against the moan that almost leaked from her throat and bites her bottom lip with an angered gaze.

Still, gritting her teeth, helpless... she decides to retaliate!

'Emotional Link is a two-way street, bitch! That old cunt could always fight back against it but you're nowhere near her level! She fucked that Senju, and you're here getting fucked instead! Pathetic! Even if my chakra long stopped corrupting your network after you and that monster redid the seal... you didn't touch the emotional channels of the seal at all!'

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"Huaaaannn~!" Kushina suddenly gasps and arches against Kai as her lower lips spasm out of a sudden. She could feel a finger trace and splay her mounds open before flicking an index finger across her clitoral hood.

"K- Kai! What— what'd you do?"

Kai leans up and looks equally confused by her reaction, "Nothing? But... well, it's not hard to expect that only one 'thing' could affect you like this in a closed room..."

They both look at each other. But while one feels a sense of dread rises in her heart, the other grins widely.

"Okay... so... I think I can get off two women at once, huh? SHE does sound feminine so I'm gonna assume as such."

"What? No!"

"Yes!"

"Kai! No!" Kushina gasps as he pulls away from her and brings her hips up while letting her weight rest on her shoulders as he can already see the fabric dampening around her crotch.

Bringing his lips closer and exhaling hotly against her pussy, Kai chuckles, "Kai, Yes!"

Kushina's and... her terribly horny chakra mate's eyes widen at once as Kai presses his lips against the cloth itself while pressing his lips against her. His nostrils exhale hotly while rubbing down ever so slightly.

Meanwhile, to get back at Kushina for all this, the femme fatale within her suddenly pinches her own breasts and Kushina feels it all, causing her folds to throb in excitement as her mind blanks for a moment.

Somehow...

Unexpectedly...

Kushina is facing the might of a Biju and a kage-level beast in a manner she never expected but...

Blushing at her own thoughts, Kushina realizes— She will take this kind of battle any day over an actual war.

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Alternate Title: Kai, Yes!; The Irate Bodacious Fox Girl; The Nine-Tailed Dilemma; Attack!; God Bless Ru; Capital Fashion; Kushina's Man; The Promise of All Night; The Innocent Seducer; More Important than a bowl of Ramen— A Spoonful of Kai.

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A/N: Well, this is naruto r18 ff... should have expected shenanigans of this kind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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