Death

clickity click click, that was all a weeb could hear. Once a month the weeb woudl leave his room to get more instant ramen. And this was the day of the month he had to do so.

'Time to get more food I guess, now, maybe truck-kun will get me and reincarnate my soul, yeah right.' The weeb opens the door and walks forward to only trip and smash his head against the pavement and die. The End...

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"WAIT THAT'S HOW I DIED?! GIVE ME A MORE HEROIC DEATH YOU DUMB AUTHOR! ALSO MAKE THE STORY LIKE THE TITLE AND DESCRIPTION!"

"... how did you get here?"

"The door obviously lol"

"Get out before I change the story so that you died to a rat hitting you in the groin,"

"... YES SIR!"

-Weeb has left the chat-

"Finally, now back to the story, guess I'll have to add more content,"

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The otaku wakes up in a black room, surrounding by the galaxy.

"What the #### am I doing here?! WHY IS OUR GALAXY SHAPED AS A CANDY BAR?!"

"Well, you have died, so the world around you currently is just your imagination."

"Who are you?"

"Your too low ranked to know,"

"... just finish up already, I can't stand this dream no more,"

"It isn't a dream though, I can put you in #### to let you feel it yourself,"

"Uhhh, no thanks, so what am I going to do now?"

"You have done enough neutral things to be sent to heaven, there should be a hole to the left, go down there and you will be sent into heaven."

"Oh okay thanks!" The weeb runs to his left, "See you!"

"Wait! That's the-" The weeb jumps into the hole, "That's the wrong hole..."

5 minutes later,

"This is taking a long time, maybe she lied to me, lets go head first now to make it feel like a roller coaster then!"

The weeb looks face down and see's a Earth that looks different and realized he messed up,

"WAIT I SHOULDN'T BE HERE HEEEEEEEELP!!!!"

The weeb gets sucked into the planet.

Another 5 minutes later,

He crashes face first into the Earth and surprisingly it didn't hurt as much as he thought it would.

"What kind of demon though launching somebody face first into a planet was a good idea?!"

He gets up and felt somehing hairy against his leg, he looks around and begins trying to grab it like some dog. Once he finally grabs it he falls over from pain.

'Wait... A tail, said tail is attached to me, and it hurts beyond reason to grab it, don't tell me... I'M A SAIYAN?! Did somebody really decide to throw me back onto a different Earth and decide to change my race to a alien?! Is this some kind of joke! Though maybe this is good since they are strong, but i'm no where as resistant as the other saiyans! I'm doomed!!!'

The weeb hears a nearby voice calling him,

"Hey mister, are you okay?"

The weeb could only think one thing, 'NOPE! I aint gonna be no pedophile,'

"Mister? Hello!"

"Oh, sorry, can you tell me the place to the closest town?"

"Well, if you go that way, then that way, then that way, then you should be able to see Magnolia,"

"Thanks!"

The weeb quickly begins to run away.

"Wait what is your name mister?"

"Call me..." The weeb begins to think of a name, 'hmm, maybe I'll follow the saiyan naming way,' "Call me... Okoro"

"Okay Okoro! See you!"

"See you too kid!"

While the weeb runs away the kid thinks to himself, 'what a strange name... Okoro,

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"What the #### is with my name! It sounds like trash! It doesn't even sound original!"

"I could always change your name to Dog Crap or have the time period as 50 years in the past or future, I could write a disaster or anything, so shut up,"

"... I will kill you one day,"

"Cool, now get out,"

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