Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Ultimate Weapon
編集者: Pranav
The scene of the battlefield was akin to fire mixed with water, but an existence that couldn't bear being lonely suddenly reminded me of its presence.
[If you're going to dig an underground tunnel to the Elemental Throne that's deep underground, then here's the question: Which method of bulldozing is the strongest...]
"The hell with the strongest! Always going on about digging and bulldozing, aren't you tired of overusing this joke yet?"
Fine then, ever since I reincarnated yet again, my System had been rather overactive. I was already getting tired of this same joke over and over again.
[Learn how to cook at New East Cuisine! Apart from not teaching how to cook using bulldozers, we have every cooking subject you can think of.]
"In the end, you're still going with bulldozers! Do you really like this joke that much?"