This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
"I should probably start talking from the very beginning, about the grand goal that my lover, Karwenz Mist, has."
Right after Didina said this, my first reaction wasn't delight at learning some secret, but rather…
"These relationships are so messy that they're impossible to describe. If this is how things are, and if I call Didina my sister-in-law, doesn't that make Harloys my niece…"
Could it be that all my luck with women had been given to my bastard twin brother? He had to be the type who loved older women. Not only was he involved with Devil Lord Ilmisya, he was even together with a more than 10,000-year-old succubus! How jealous he made me… er, I meant, how insane and ridiculous he was! Yep, we should all stand against such wanton behavior!
*Shing!*