"Hmm... oh, it's like that? I've never seen this method of burning before. First, you should search the forum for 'Self-immolation Essentials', find an account called 'Whirlwind Flame Person', and then tag the Great Battle Hospital Director. Next, set up a medical account with the hospital and remotely register. Prepare at least five hundred Gold Coins in cash and an additional five thousand for potential hospitalization fees, just in case something unexpected happens and you die midway."
"Also, click the 'follow' button on the Great Battle Hospital Director's profile, and while you're at it, buy a full set of novels I posted on the Narrative Church titled 'The Eternal Flame of Civilization' for reference. Then, silently chant inside, 'Fire is dwindling and the deities are nowhere to be seen'. Perhaps that could evoke the protection of the God of the Deep Sea, extend your burning duration with the blessings of the Era of Fire..."