How to weaponize farts

1. eat beans and broccoli and then milk, perfect combination of quality and quantity the beans and broccoli make it deadlier while the milk makes you a fart factory

2. train your soilders until they can fart on command (example) do ass quenchinhs exercises join them of you have to/ ups morale

3. correlates with rule one and two make sure their diet is planned everyday

4. if toxic farts ever fail you always have feces stay open to new ideas/ stay woke

5. if you want deadlier farts make your soilders hold their poop in from 6am to 1pm