Chapter 69 Sixty-Nine!

Issei, Matsuda, Asia, and I are looking sleepy in class today. Well just early this morning, we finished the repairs on the school after Cocky-nuts did his bullshit.

     Sirzechs promised to get Sona a copy of the battle in about six to nine days, so it is all the reward I could ask for. Well if I was a true pervert, a Hypnosis night with Grayfia, cough, just kidding, he-he! She is happily married and homey don't play like that. (A/N he is a bit sleep deprived, so his brain is more like his younger self at the moment.)

     "Alright class, turn to page 69 and Murayama Mai please read the first chapter for the class."

     Murayama behind me stood and started her English short story for English practice, so my thoughts went off again.

     Sirzechs did not seem surprised that Vali took the three amigos from the battlefield almost like he knew. I think the three factions had an unofficial secret meeting to get ready for the upcoming three-way peace talks to come, and that's why the attack happened last night. He was trying to disrupt the talks. He just forgot how fast the Vanishing Dragon truly was.

     They say Vali travels at the speed of light, but we all know that's bullshit, and just a figure of speech. But if I were a betting man, I would say he can fly at least Mach 6-9 or so. Thats fucking fast though. Apparently he was called the Vanishing Dragon by Ddraig because he could run from Ddraig and recover easily, frustrating my partner to no end.

     I heard a disturbing conversation going on between Katase and Aika...

     "So did you finish that Black Book of male student sizes, Aika?"

     Aika with an evil grin says to the girl behind her, while holding a small black notebook.

     "Yup, and I am selling them cheap, just 69¥ per-book. It has all the boys from years 1-3 in it, fufu, want a copy?"

     "Yes, but is Motohama in it? If he is, keep the change, he-he!"

     Aika nodded yes, and the deal was made. Then I saw Katase eyes open wide looking at the boys in the room, and she even giggled at a few unfortunate boys.

     Aika's Dick-Scouter is the real thing, sigh.

     Then I felt Katase's eyes fix on me as she blushed, and muttered quietly.

     "Ufufu, Motohama, 6.9 inches, giggling, so nice!"

      I just glared at Aika who pushed out her chest in pride, due to us having Scouter-Wars in the past. I just rolled my eyes and ignored the three blushing girls, and went back to my thoughts.

     Thankfully I am able to charge my Hypnosis App smartphone now that the Programmed Hypnosis is done. That was both beneficial and annoying to have bumped into Valper at the mall that day.

     Sure I could have relied on Vali, but the 'Butterfly' is dead and I can't count on events anymore, just use them as markers for possible things to come.

     The teacher reminded all of us about the event on Friday.

     "Class, do not forget about Open House on Friday, so bring your Parents and such. Please remember to be on your best behavior. Also, I took off that day and a substitute will handle class that day, he is a nice man, he is Jeffry the arts instructor and he will do a fun Clay Sculpting class for your parents instead of boring English. See you all tomorrow."

     And with that we left for our next class. And soon the end of the day came and we can now relax.

     Tonight belongs to Tsubaki so we are eating Italian together. I had made reservations for 6 pm, so we can still get our official School duties taken care of.

     But till its date time, I am helping out my Yura get ready for the Open House for Friday. The two of us are currently tending the school garden and making it look presentable for pictures that parents will definitely take. So I ask Yura.

     "So how was your fathers honeymoon, did they enjoy everything?"

     Yura gave me a smile that really made her look charming.

     "Yeah, but we forgot to clean my room when we were done, and the smell..."

     My mouth was open in horror, and I asked a dumb question.

     "Wait, you mean that last night we forgot to change the sheets in your bed? Oh crap."

     "My dad had a blush the whole time he gave me the lecture about the consequences of having excessive unprotected sex, sigh, I felt a bit of shame too. How can I tell him how tough it is for us to get a baby?"

     I facepalmed and said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!

     "Now you challenged 'Murphy's Law', I will get you knocked up soon, sigh. How will I face your father now?"

     (A/N In general, Murphy's Law declares, "if there is anything that could go wrong, it will eventually go wrong" (and usually, in the worst possible moment). There is no scientific proof behind Murphy's Law but it is an analogy that might help people reduce mistakes and look at life with an Irish lightheartedness.)

     Yura, seeing my face, laughed and told me.

     "Don't worry, I lied and said we were not having real sex, but just doing the 69 so no unplanned pregnancy would happen, we both really blushed though, ha-ha!"

     I point accusingly at her and point out.

     "Fuck! See right there, you challenged 'Murphy's Law' again, now I bet you're already pregnant, crap how to explain this!"

     Thunk! She threw a small rock at my forehead and said to me.

     "Calm down idiot! Sona uses magic to check us all every week, so no surprises pop up without our knowing, sigh, but if it ever happens, I would love it."

     I rub my forehead and laugh at her face, then we both finished our work with smiles.

     Before our date night, Tsubaki and I shower in the Student Council changing room, and the others have already gone home. The two of us brought our change of clothing for tonight and we were off.

     Even though we had 6:00 reservations, they did not sit us till 6:09 but it was no big deal.

     So Tsubaki shared a couple-spaghetti and meatballs, and really just enjoyed some quiet moments together. We did not talk about the events last night or anything important. But she was very adorable, like a traditional Japanese wife should be. I fall in love with her every time we are together.

     Linda, was a gem, and picked up the two of us after our date and we had a warm evening with my parents.

     I dropped the Bomb about Sakura and Yasaka, as well as Kunou that night.

     My father and my mother asked for a drink that night to calm their hearts.

     No they were not upset or mad, on the contrary, they were in shock like I was. They realized they had a grandchild already, and the fact their grandchild was a Kitsune didn't bother them one bit.

     They were surprised to find out I was still human when I had Sakura, but it would not have changed much anyway, because even with a Devil father she would be born a Pure Kitsune. Only a Devil Youkai like Kuroka or Koneko would have a hybrid child.

     I had Yasaka show herself and the daughters in a magic-transmission to show and tell with my parents.

     They both thought Kunou was the cutest child. Kunou also cried at being accepted by my parents as a grandchild. My mother said to the three in the image.

     "Please, I would love to see the three of you this weekend. I am very excited to see you all, Ufufu."

     Yasaka with her nine tails flowing in the image, while holding our child, warmly said.

     "Motohama, truly is the man he is today thanks to you two mother and father, we will be looking forward to our visit, goodbye."

     My dad, after seeing Yasaka's true figure and looks, just gave  a thumbs-up?! No it's the drinking, he normally never acts like a perv like Issei's or Matsuda's dads, but he just grinned and thumbs-up me, damn.

     My mother asked me seriously.

     "How many lovers do you have, son?"

     "That's 6 including a 9-tails Kitsune wife."

     "Oh, my! That means you should end up with about 6 to 9 babies! Oh I can't wait to see them, fufu!"

     Yeah my mom never really drinks as well so she is delusional now, sigh. Oh what is this? It's Azazel calling for a contract run.

     "Everyone, I have a VIP calling for a meeting, so I will be back in like an hour or so, bye!"

     After a short while, I had made it down to the 3rd floor basement and begun to activate my summoning...

     Soon, I was in Azazel's condo again.

     When I walked in I found the man I expected and one woman I did not!

     "Ah crap it is another ambush!"

     "Hah-aha, No kid, she was keeping this old man company, I promise she is not looking for you this time."

     Kuroka pouted and grumbled.

     "See? This kid always thinks I am trapping him or something ~nya!"

     I just flatly look at a sexy kitty with dead-eyes. Azazel starts to burst out laughing at our interaction and he said to me.

     "Sit here kid, I am busting out a good wine to celebrate your victory-party, it's a smooth 1969 wine from France, let's bottoms up!"

     So Azazel, like a good Fallen Angel pours wine for the high-school Devil!

     "Cheers to stopping my compatriot from doing something really stupid! But you knew what he was planning, right? I saw the video."

     I sip the fruity wine, obviously protected with magic to assure integrity for its quality, and say to him.

     "Let's pretend I did then?"

     "Why stop Valper if you knew Vali was coming?"

     "Because Valper would have slipped something others are not ready to hear, and Coconuts was also going to spill it, so I protected the secret, well for a little while longer."

     Azazel figured it was something like that and the curious kitty asked.

     "Oh? A secret, I love secrets ~nya?!"

     I look at her and say.

     "Even if hearing it out-loud guarantees your death?"

     "He is right, Kuroka. Just wait for a couple weeks and everyone will know, but for now, it can't be spoken of. Oh and do you know what is going to happen in a couple of weeks, Kid?"

     The Seraphs, the Devil Kings, and the Fallen Leaders have a rule... Anyone that openly speaks of God's death must die to keep the secret.

     But soon this rule will be lifted due to the Khaos Brigade spreading the bad news to everyone. But for now this rule is still in effect. That's why Cock-and-Balls killed Valper in the anime for figuring it out, but he spilled it anyway because he no longer cared.

     Kuroka pouted because the mean men won't tell her the juicy-news, and I smiled at Azazel who has mostly figured me out anyway.

     "Yup, the Khaos at the Three Factions meeting, but I support it!"

     Hearing my play on words, the Black-Kitty froze like she and her team got busted with their hands in the cookie jar.

     "So, Kid, are you going to change anything that you saw?"

     Azazel has a hunch that Vali is going to play both sides for his own gain and he wants to know if I am going to stop Vali or let it happen, and Kuroka thinks she won't make it out of this room if Azazel finds out Vali's plans.

     "Hmm, If anything I am mostly only going to make small changes that help out my Friends, Family, and Lovers, but overall no because this must happen to bring stability to the Khaos. But the butterfly is already warped, and unknown danger may come due to my meddling, like the fact Kuroka should not have been here for our meeting."

     Azazel nodded with a smile, comfortable with me not stopping peace, but Kuroka looked at me funny and asked without her cute cat gestures and sounds.

     "So why is it a big deal that I should not have been here?"

     "Well, I don't know how it happened, or what I did to change things, but you and I were to have met as enemies in the future, and you would have eventually hunted me down for kittens or something like that. But instead you played with me before we were supposed to meet. But honestly I had fun, ha-ha!"

     Azazel smirks at the surprised Kuroka, because Vali has complained about her persistent advances for kids, and that totally sounds like what she would do and he just can't stop grinning. This grin noticed by Kuroka pissed her off at him though.

     Kuroka remembers trying to make Vali jealous of the Red Dragon being male, and she too could see herself doing that, but to have it pointed out before she proposed it was a bit shameful, right?

     She acts like a loose woman because of her Bouchujutsu (Bedroom Method) training, but she is still pure after-all, so this is a bit embarrassing to be found out.

     (A/N as mentioned before with the supernatural purity is important for the Youkai and other supernaturals including Vampires, well in the DxD world, so just roll with it. But it helps with reproduction of the first offspring, shown when Kuroka in the LN and anime was excited that Issei was a virgin, hence the Yasaka bit of having the Red Dragons virginity and child.)

     "I wouldn't hunt you down for kittens ~nya! Plus did we have kittens in your nasty dream ~nya?"

     I shake my head no to her confusion and bluntly smack her exposed nose with the ugly truth.

     "No, I was dead before I found out if you had kittens before with anyone."

     Both Azazel and Kuroka could not wrap their heads around that statement. But the curious cat asked anyway.

     "How did you die?"

     Azazel really wants to know that too, to kill the Red Dragon Emperor would not be anything easy, well if I had truly been him anyway.

     I shake my head.

     "It no longer matters, because I prevented the bad-end for our world just by changing myself. I am, no, Ddraig and I are stronger now and we won't let our world end so easily now. Well my drinking mood is gone, so I am heading back, see you in a while Azazel. And Kuroka, see you in a few months."

     The two said nothing to stop me from going, due to my words taking their thoughts in many directions, but Azazel just nodded to me, and Kuroka just looked at me with her hazel-gold-eyes.

     The royal-blue-light covered me and made me vanish from their view.

     Azazel said with a happy smile and a sip of his drink.

     "Well hot damn, apparently I avoided a sniper-bullet that I did not know was supposed to blow my brains out, so this is a good thing, ha-ha! Bad-End avoided just by changing his ways, nice metaphor!"

     Kuroka pouted and slumped in the chair, grabbing the bottle of wine and downing it rudely without asking.

     "Stupid Red Dragon did not even tell me who my mate was ~nya!"

     Azazel loves to cause trouble and just throws shit out there whether it's true or not...

     "Really? He did say you hunted him down for kittens, and he said he died before he found out? Maybe it took you guys a long time to meet due to being enemies at first? Welp, I could be all wrong too, I am off to bed, the couch is free if you need it see ya!"

     Azazel went off to his room and left Kuroka stewing in her chaotic thoughts.

     She had put her hand on her heart again thinking of their interactions. How I would be playful with her, and smile sadly with loss and affection, never once hurting her or doing anything bad to her, and the thoughtful gifts.

     "Stupid Red Dragon, who wants your kittens ~nya!"

     Then the sultry black-cat played her Game Boy with a grin for  a while...

     "Nya~ha-ha,  This game is now 69% completed!"