Talking Skeleton

Sera: I love him so I want to marry him.

Sona: Oh… is that it??

Sera: I really love….. Wait what you agreed??

Sona: I knew you loved him, I saw how you looked at him always. That gave you away.

Sera: Oh… Is that so? So will the other accept me?

Sona: I don't think they will stop you.

Sera: Ok then I guess I will be leaving and I can't wait to have a threesome with you.

Sona: It's more like an orgy nowadays.

Sera: Wait, what??

Sona: I have said more than enough, now go.

Sera: You have changed So-tan you are so bold now.

After that Sera leaves by a magic circle and Sona returns to the others. The rest of the night was pretty normal with usual teasing and stuff.

The next day Sparda woke up alone again and went downstairs and found out the same scene as yesterday. Only Sirzechs, Grafiya, and Azazel were sitting on the couch while drinking tea. Sirzechs was shaking and sweating means he had tried to intervene in the training of Rias and now he is scared of Hela and Scathach.

Sparda: I was not expecting a surprise visit. How are you guys??

Sirzechs: The pretty same.

Grafiya: I have been fine Sparda.

Azazel: I came to see how my favorite devil was doing.

Sirzechs: Grafiya why are you addressing him like that??

Grafiya: We have an agreement.

Sirzechs: What kind of agreement??

Grafiya: You don't need to know. (Sparda calls her aunty)

Sparda: Stupid fallen don't butter me up. State your business.

Grafiya: We will be visiting Lord Hades to question him. We would appreciate it if you visit him along with us.

Sparda: Oh that old bag of bones. What did Zeus say??

Sirzechs: If you are involved he can't say anything.

Sparda: So you guys want me to be present you can kill him??

Azazel: I knew I raised you correctly.

Sparda: That's it crow… you know what I am in a good mood so I will tell you good news.

Azazel: What is it??

Sparda: Vali is dating.

Azazel: What….?? Who is she??

Sparda: She is the sister of our friendly redhead here Rias Gremory.

Sirzechs: What…??? I should have known when she was giving a lap pillow to him. My cute little sister.

Sparda: Oi…. Are you against my brother dating your sister??

Sirzechs: No sorry of course not. Grafiya this is news meant for celebration right??

Grafiya: Don't drag me in your mess, he is still glaring at you.

Sparda: If Rias wants to date him then she dates him. Try to stop her then the underworld will have one less devil king.

Sirzechs: Ekkkkk…. No No… I will personally bless them.

Sparda: Hehe… Just kidding.

Sirzechs: You mean that they are not dating??

Sparda: No they are dating. Your reaction was funny it was worth it.

Grafiya: Sparda please don't bully my husband.

Sparda: Oh ok I had enough for today. So when are we leaving??

Azazel: Right about now.

After they finished their tea Grafiya prepared a magic circle and the four of them teleported to the realm of Hades. The place was crawling with grim reapers almost like they were guarding the place so no one could enter. As soon as the grim reapers saw Sparda they moved aside leaving him the way. They soon entered the castle and they reached the throne room. Sparda kicked down the door of the throne room and entered.

Sparda: Knock Knock…!!

A skeleton wearing robes was sitting on the throne as soon as he saw Sparda his bones started to clatter.

Hade: Lord Sparda I was not expecting your visit or I would have made arrangements.

Sparda: Just call me Sparda. I just came to see a talking skeleton.

Hades: Of course Sparda.

Sirzechs: If you don't mind Lord Hades do you mind answering some of our questions.

Hades: Of course I mind.

Sparda: Hey… I came to see a talking skeleton. Azazel if the skeleton doesn't talk I will disintegrate it.

Hades was now scared of what he should do. Rizevim had told him that Sparda would be killed by Ophis and the rest will be killed by Samael. Now not only they lost the fight by huge margin Samael was dead too and he was unable to contact Rizevim.

Sirzechs: Why was Samael released from Cocytus??

Hades: I was ordered by Rizevim Livan Lucifer.

Sparda: Oh Grandpa tell him hello when you meet him in afterlife if devils and Gods go to the same place after death.

Sparda's eyes rotated and changed into Rinnegan.

Sparda: Universal Pull.

Hades was pulled into Sparda's hand. Sparda was holding his spine. Sirzechs and others don't dare to interrupt Sparda so they let him be. They knew beforehand that if they took Sparda with them Hades will die. But what can they do, so they decided to stand in the side-lines. Sparda separated Hades into two. Hades was now trying to crawl away but Sparda placed his foot over his skull.

Sparda: Because of you, my brother was put in danger.

Hades: Please forgive a lowly God like me, I will swear allegiance to you.

Sparda: Pfffftt… Don't make me laugh. Even Sirzechs here can kill you without using his full power and you think someone weak like you matters to me.

Sparda crushes his skull with his foot and his eyes rotate and change into EMS.

Sparda: Amaterasu.

The leftover body or in case of Hades his leftover bones caught fire and turned to ash immediately.

Sparda: Well guys thanks for inviting me I really wanted to kill him.

Azazel: What about your grandfather???

Sparda: He is hiding now but eventually he will show himself and Vali will be the one to kill him.

Sirzechs: I guess there is nothing left to question now.

Sparda: Guys why don't you join me for some drinks??

Azazel: I will love to.

Grafiya: We can't.

Sparda: Ohhh c'mon don't be such spoilsport aun…

Before Sparda could finish saying aunty Grafiya agreed with him.

Grafiya: Fine but a few drinks only.

Sirzechs: Then what are we waiting for let's go…