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"No you can't eat the fruit!"

Two Ogres were below me. I knew who they were I just didn't care to much. Piccolo had eaten on of the fruit already and his power level basically doubled.He now was picking the rest for me as I dangled Goz and Mez from a rope made of my own Ki

"Put us down!"

"You two know where the Namekian King Piccolo is? Looks like my friend here, but older and more wrinkled maybe?"

"AGRHGH! We won't tell you. Specially after you stole and ate King Yenma's fruit!"

I turned up side down and the rope turned right side up. Making the two Ogres completely disorientated. "Do you even know the name of this fruit?"

"We are its sworn protectors, why would we know! We keep it safe from villains like you!"

Poor Goz was really trying to not throw up while Mez ramnled on about the tree.

Piccolo stopped picking the fruit and turned to me, "What is the name of this fruit? It basically doubled my power level."

"Its called the Ensenji and it does way more than just double your power level. From what I heard it doubles it once and doesn't do it a second time. However I have a feeling it is more like gives 200% of your original ki, then 100% and so on."

Piccolo shook his head, "Well I have no complaints, I picked all the fruit on this tree. Should I search other trees or?"

I gave the negative and floated over to a fountain of water. Dropping the two Ogres in I landed on the ground. "Goz! Mez! Beat me and I won't take the fruit and I'll give it back to you. Though if I win, bring us to King Piccolo's prison."

"Ha we are the strongest attendants! We shall beat you and lock you away!"

Goz and Mez rushed me as soon as possible. I kicked Goz in the nuts and slapped Mez hard enough to make his skin turn white. I felt bad, but the fact they couldn't recognize me and Piccolo were in fact not dead or residents here. They kind of deserved it.

Piccolo landed next to me. "That was mean, isn't kicking the groin considered bad form?"

I shrugged, "I literally attack people as they power up. Bad form is my playing fair."

Goz reached a hand up. "The Namekian is west of Fairy forest. He is being imprisoned in Objectionable Junction."

"Thanks, good luck recovering!"

Fairy Forest was the place Frieza was kept at and tortured by kindness. I had no idea what Objectionable junction was, but I had a feeling of what it could be.

"Do you have MindSpace?"

I looked at Piccolo and raised an eyebrow. "The fuck is MindSpace?"

Looking down I saw some fairies. I had a nanoswarm flying around taking the Dna of everything around here. Piccolo looked around and spoke again. "Can you add me on MindSpace?"

It then dawned on me what MindSpace was. The question I now had was how the fuck was that an actual thing. I sighed, "Sure i'll make an account and add you on MindSpace. Though i gotta ask, why?"

Piccolo shrugged, "Well we are meeting my dad. Who you know was the most evil creature on Earth for a while. So I just didn't want an awkward silence. I spend most of my time alone after all."

That is adorable, though I guess its fair. I knew Piccolo had a soft side, just didn't expect well to see it so early on. He showed that soft side to Gohan first due to his unwavering trust in Piccolo. perhaps my certainty in him is the same feeling for PIccolo? I mean Piccolo wasn't...

"We are here."

I stopped flying and saw a junkyard. It did not take long for us to find King Piccolo. Staring at the scene below us I could only think of it as surreal.

"Rice! Rice! Rice! Rice! Cook the Rice! Cook the Rice!" Several rice cookers were jumping and dancing around a green man chained up prone. His mouth was being held up by spatulas and several literal rice balls were being forced into his mouth.

"Tha-That just seems. Wow."

It seemed Piccolo was at a loss for words as well. King Piccolo's eyes met our's, "ARMHGMMMM HEELPFMFH!"

Landing next to the rice pots I spoke, "hello uh friends? Do you mind if we talk to this guy?"

All the rice pots spoke in unison. "Friend! Of course! Only if you eat some rice, take some with and have a merry day!"

The Sptaulas let go of King Piccolo and pulled out my hand. Placing a Rice ball into it. They did the same with piccolo and they watched us. I ate a bite out of it and they all cheered. Seconds later the eyes, mouths and limbs on the cooking appliances disappeared.

They all became normal objects and, "The fuck just happened?"

King Piccolo rolled over and started coughing up what looked to be pounds of Rice. I just looked at Piccolo and shrugged.

"Wh-What do you want from me?" King Piccolo looked at us and seemed completely confused.

I gestured to Piccolo and it just went from there really.

"Ah you failed in killing Son Goku! What a miserable son."

"Did better than you at least. I'm still alive, more importantly do you know how to fuse with Kame?"

King Piccolo clenched his teeth. "DO NOT UDDER HIS NAME! NOW DIE!" A flash of ki fired from his hand and literally bounced of Piccolo.

Piccolo sighed, "This is gonna go no where. I'll just fuse with him by force."

King Piccolo's eyes widened, "Fusion! With y-but I, how do you know of that technique I did not pass it onto you!"

Oh dear god....