Time Passed And You Still Ain’t Shvt

[A Check Up]

Another two more months has passed. Krillin was smiling on Kame's island with his beloved, Maron. Maron was a fine woman. She had long light blue hair that flowed down all the way to the middle of her back. With an hourglass body and cute face, Krillin scored without missing a shot. That's if she wasn't...on the low IQ side(Maron is fucking stupid if y'all didn't know that).

They looked adorable. As great as this may seem, this scene would be merelywholesome and warm hearted if someone was excluded from their fun time at the beach.

"YOUR COWARDICE KNOWS NO BOUNDS, DWARF!!" Running around the island chasing our loveable midget with a wild grin on her face was a certain vampire.

"LEAVE MY BLOOD ALONE!!" Krillin yelled out at the top of his lungs. Krillin didn't like the idea of Vampires actually existing. In a universe where aliens, Bearmen, dinosaurs and mystical BALLS!! The idea of vampires actually existing is terrifying to him.

"YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME YOU DWARVEN CREATURE!!" Shoena wore a black bikini one piece bikini which compliments her figure. She was a C cup with unmatched hips, ass, and thighs. Voluptuous in basically each physical category. Her pale peachy skin glistens under the sunlight as she chased Krillin with a devious look on her face.

"JUST WATCH ME!!" The speed Krillin was reaching out of fear was hysterical. He was bolting like a track star on steroids.

Davion was watching the entire thing from the rooftop and he was laughing uncontrollably. "AHAHAACK I'M FUCKIN DYING!!" He held his stomach because of how hard he was laughing.

"Oh my Kami OH MY FUCKING KAMI IM CRYING!!"

"GO KRILLIN!! YOU CAN DO IT!!" Maron was mostly enjoying the water but cheered Krillin on out of pure confusion.

Coughing could be heard from the top of the rooftop. Davion's dumbass tried to smoke his blunt while controlling his laughter. It didn't help much.

{Cough! Cough!} "Fuck!….Krillin being scared of Shoena is too fucking funny." Small chuckles infused with a cough was still in the midst.

"Hyeck, YOU GOT MORE OF THEM DAMN CIGS!?!" Roshi yelled so Davion could hear him.

"THEY ARENT FUCKIN CIGARETTES!!"

"Fine….you got more of them damn leaf cigarettes?"

"They're BLUNTS!!"

"Whatever floats ya boat, hyeck."

He hopped off the rooftop as a loud roar came from the water.

"THERE'S NO MORE RUNNING DWARF!!"

"AAAAAAAH!! MARON HELP!!" Krillin was finally captured by the Vampiress(hope that's a thing).

Maron just laughed. Shoena launched Krillin into the air effortlessly. His body was followed by a scream before he disappeared in the afternoon sky. Krillin did nothing to deserve said treatment. Shoena just has a hobby of messing with men that are shorter than her. Good thing Yajirobe isn't here(Shoena is 5'7).

Walking to the side of Kame house. Master Roshi held a roach in between his fingers.

(A roach is a small blunt that has been smoked.) What did Davion do to persuade Master Roshi into smoking? Well, that's a story for another time.

"So where's the gal from the flower shop?" The master took up the blunt and placed it between his lips.

"Her? She works around this time so I let her ass be. She ain't gon be off til like 8 or sum(something but it's shortened)." Who's this flower shop girl he's talking about? A girl he called out that works at a flower shop. She has red hair, crimson flared eyes with the body of a goddess. He met her two months ago and from the looks of it…. She wasn't human. She has to duck in order to get through the door of her workplace.

"Welp,"

"At this point it's like aight ya feel me."

"Nope, I do not feel ya at all." Master Roshi weirdly enough understood him clearly when he talked in Ebonics. It's probably because Master Roshi speaks in a similar fashion but with a spice of a country bumpkin.

"So, whatcha think bout Krillin n em. They gotta shot?" He asked Master Roshi.

"Hm, well. From what I heard, Krillin has been training twice as much as he use to. Goin to The Lookout to train with Kami, comin here to train with me, then sparring with you. I don't know how strong these new guys are but…. He'll hang in there."

"Krillin training more must one of the change in the timeline. I hope he gets with Android 18, Maron is just playing with his heart for her enjoyment. Makes me want to break her."

Roshi glanced at Davion as a drop of sweat falls down his cheek. "His ki….did it just change? Must be my old age catching up to me." Roshi thought.

Ki is mainly categorized under two types, Evil and Good ki. Ki changes depending on the aliment of the practitioner. Evil or Good can be sensed through one's energy depending on how strong it is or how good one is at sensing ki. This is because of the link the mind, body, and soul has with ki. If you approaching the path of evil it effects all three which inherently effects your ki. Evil Ki is dense and has a very sinister feel to it. For an experience martial artist like Roshi, picking up on minor shifts and changes in the flow of ki was child's play.

"Krillin's training has been paying off then. He drastically stronger than he use to be. I can't wait to fight him again." He smiled while looking at Krillin get tormented by Shoena just because he's short.

"…." Roshi was silent while watching them. His attention was elsewhere, not really caring for the other's playing because something troubled him more. That's to say if Maron and Shoena wasn't here. "Heheheh." The old man was washed by a perverted grin and a bleeding nose because of the two beautiful women playing in bikinis.

"Aight, old man. I'll see ya." With that, he heads over to the gang to enjoy the ocean.

With the blunt in hand, Roshi watched as Davion walked off. "…."

A familiar screams fades into the surroundings. SPLASH!! The waves fold into one spot and clash with each other. Tides rise from the impact of our all too loveable Z Fighter, Krillin. He laid there afloat as Shoena approached him yet again while cracking her knuckles.

"Get up, Dwarf. I'm not done playing." A slim brown tail wraps around her waist and pulls her back. "What the?" She looked back and puffs her cheeks. "Debra's stopping my enjoyment again."

"Let em be." He says to her as she smacked her tongue against her teeth.

"Head back and dwell yourself in the inhalation of smoke scorching flora."

"So you can continue bullying Krillin?"

"Indeed, I'm glad we came to a mutual understa-" She leads with her legs but a tail stops her advancements.

"Fat chance. We got here 3 hours ago and you've been messing with him ever since. I think we should call it a day. It's about time we set our deal, Shoena."

As if exclamation points appeared over her head, she looked back at him with a light pink tint on her cheeks and a joyful smile. "We should~"

"Go get dressed, I'll catch up so go on without me."

"I shall not wait for your presence. Meet me on the battlefield." She flew off toward the island his house was on.

"Sooo, what's the deal with you two?" Maron was like a Highschool girl. She was nosy, dumb, and obnoxious.

"You don't have to worry about that." He looked at her with an expression that held no joy.

Roshi felt a shift in his ki again and immediately came outside. What he saw was Davion grabbing a hold of Maron's face. "DAVION!!"

"Wet Go!" She couldn't speak properly cause his hands were gripping her cheeks.

"If you continue to play with Krillin like he's a toy then I will break you down like one. So break up with Krillin or break up with those other boyfriends you have." He let go of her, dropping her on the sand before flying off to Shoena. Was the ruthlessness of his Saiyan nature that drove him to speak to her as such?

COUGH! COUGH! She lightly touched her throat.

"Dammit…What the hell is goin on in ya head, Davion??" Roshi said.

Ironically, Krillin woke up from his ocean nap after the ruckus. "Wha- how long was I out?"

"KRILLIN!!" She ran to Krillin with the quickness. Holding his against her breast while "crying". Krillin blushed from the feeling of being between her titties.

"Wha-What's wrong, Maron?"

"Davion put his hands on me!"

"He what!?!"

[The End of The Deal]

This was the place to be. Two strong fighters engaging in a match of violence called for environmental destruction. Towns, islands, countries may even be destroyed in such a battle. So the one place where combatants like on earth was…. The Hyperbolic Time Chamber. But they are fighting in the wastelands. Little to no organisms were around to die, the terrain had plenty of obstacles, and it was basically always sunny.

The two were fully clothed. The Saiyan left behind his scouter for this event. Such a rare occasion only comes for every blue moon.

"I've grown strong. Stronger than that walking cucumber and the bald dwarf." Shrouded in pride and confidence, Shoena kept a smile on her face that spoke for itself.

"What happened to your previous formalities? Have you finally run out of big words to say?"

"There's no need for banter if our fist shall speak for us." Shoena spoke his language without fucking up once.

"Heh, seems like I'm not the only one excited for this." Ready for battle, the two got into their preferred stance. A knee slightly risen with the pivot foot being strengthened by the weight of the body and the muscles in the leg, Davion stepped into a famously known Muay Thai stance. In his all black and red attire, his eyes were solely focused upon the woman in front of him. A curled wrist, flexed arms, his hands rise to eye level. Like a belt, his tail wrapped around his waist.

The woman got low. Spider-Man would be proud by the stance she took. It was a wide, open, low altitude stance. Her right leg was stretched out while her left was bent and held the weight of her body. Opened hands and arms that bent around 100 degrees. She seemed comfortable with this unorthodox stance.

"So she's going with that stance?"

Davion made an enthusiastic statement toward Shoena. "After I beat yo ass, we're fuckin or sum(some) shit."

The sudden boldness surprised her. "Yo-yo-yo-you want to elope? Immediately?"

"Why not? We knew each other long enough."

The topic wasn't thought of deep enough by Davion. But maybe the same can be said about Shoena. Davion thought about sex in this situation as a contract to seal one's loyalty. Shoena saw sex as a sacred ritual to accept one as their eternal partner.

"….Concupiscent gremlin."

"Wha- Gremlin??"

"THAT IS ONLY IF YOU ARE DECLARED THE VICTOR!! Unfortunately for you, I shall display my overwhelming strength and make you my slave."

"I'm not a damn…..aight." A single step was all that was needed for the Saiyan to erase the distance between him and the woman before him. This was such a surprise to her. He has never shown such high levels of speed to her before. Was he underestimating her? Or did he estimate how strong she was and adapted to that level of strength since the beginning? Thoughts like those fueled her frustration. "The audacity." She thought. But letting this frustration cloud her judgement was a sure way to failure. In this fight, she has to put her all in or else she will lose without getting a single hit in. That's all she needs right? A single hit?

She was low so an uppercut was the right attack to use against her but she already knew this. Her body moves with the fist, leaning back til it was out of range. This momentum was used to further counter Davion. Sideways, her body turned around. Approaching Davion's jaw at high speeds was a spinning hook kick. Blocking would birth problems.

Dodging by slipping his upper body with the attack is more suitable. It missed but her body kept moving.

"Huh?" Davion had to put his guard up. With his forearms he blocked a side kick that knocked him off his feet. Immediately, Shoena chased after him. JAB JAB JAB! Relentless with attack that drive through the air and hit Davion's forearm.

The punches land but to no avail. None of them broke through his guard. "Then how about this!!" She turns with the punch for a hook kick but air was the only thing she made contact with. A finger strikes her collarbone which caught her attention. A knee lands against her stomach, forcing out all the air in her body. Her teeth clenched tightly before he grabbed her by the jaw and lifts her up.

"Clenching your teeth like that will only lead to them being broken." Mentoring her even while in a serious match, Shoena didn't take this kindly. She grabbed his wrist and forearm and was going wrap her legs around him to put him in an armbar but one of her legs wouldn't move. Come to find out, he had his foot on one of her legs.

"When did he?" Her confusion was exploited. Eyes widen and a heel was perfectly placed on her liver. His grip lightens up and the force of his kick sends Shoena flying.

She glared at Davion and flips her body to catch herself after flying across fourty meters. When she looked again, he was gone. His cab met her lips. The ground cracks and shatters from the force of her head hitting the ground. "GAH!"

His foot slips underneath her back. His knee straights his leg out as it uplifted her body. She was sent back up to him.

"Ichimonji."

He raised a knife hand up while looking down at her. Splitting the very air apart, his hand slams onto her chest which makes a larger crater than before. "I didn't feel contact?" is what he thought. His hand was on the bare ground with no sign of hitting Shoena.

Leaning back, he avoided an unsuspecting strike that could've landed on his chin. "She copied me."

The disappearance tactic was a technique Davion thought about two months ago. "Most fighters 'see' with their eyes. So what if I attack them from where they can't see?" The technique exploits the blind spots of the opponent. Anytime the user isn't the line of sight of their adversary, they'd rush at them from a different angle to attack them where they can't see. Speed and timing is heavily required for the technique to work properly.

It isn't something someone can noticed in the start of them preforming said technique. "She must've used my hand blocking my vision for that split second to use the technique that's…Well played."

The two warriors rushed at each with their arms retracted. Their fist clash and the two were seemingly trading blows.

[Sidelines]

Before all of this when Piccolo was training Shoena, he was told of their deal. His views on it were admiration.

"Hmph, such pride and honor is rare amongst fighters these days." He commented. "When that day comes, I'll surely watch the battle. It will be great experience for Goku's son." So for the entirety of this fight, Gohan and Piccolo were watching the two fight to their heart's content.

[Back to the Current events]

"W-Wow." Admiration engulfed the boy's face.

"Take notes Gohan. Watching these two will make you a great fighter."

"B-But that looks scary. A-and why is he hitting that girl? Why is he fighting her?"

"Why they're fighting hardly matters. These two are enjoying themselves."

"But isn't hitting a girl wrong?" Gohan's innocence made a valid grow on Piccolo's forehead.

"Grrr, boy, girl, that doesn't matter when you're fighting. To think of your opponent as a mere woman is disgraceful." Piccolo commented.

"Mmm, I don't know."

Gohan was still a child. Expecting him to understand that gender doesn't exist in a fight would be redundant. For now, Piccolo just kept quiet. "Just watch the damn fight, you brat." In this instance, Piccolo was holding Gohan with one arm.(Picturing this was actually adorable.)

Destruction was caused and a show was put on but in the end, only one victor shall remain.

Peering into the battle, the back and forth strikes ended. "This was nice and all but you look tired." Shoena showed extreme signs of fatigue. Her hands were on her knees, back arched and she couldn't keep her breathing steady.

"Hah…hah…hah…I'm not done yet."

"The fight is coming to a close." Piccolo commented.

"Is the girl okay?" Gohan asked.

"You ask too many questions, brat." Piccolo responded.

Her eyes flared. "GrrrAAAAAAAAGH!!" An aura burned the ground she stood on. The wind raged in all direction as she illuminated the area with her energy.

"What the hell?" He adjust his body instinctively, getting into a defensive position. "When did she get this shit?"

Her nails grew sharper, her teeth grew longer, and her eyes. They burned with a crimson lighting, flickering with aggression. With one step, she also erased the distance between her and Davion. Nails line up with his chest. One wrist was grabbed and elbow was moved upward by Davion. He sweeps her off her feet and throws her across the terrain.

While upside down, she spun her body clockwise and landed around 20 meters away from Davion.

"This…This is that shit from last time!" She approached him with somewhat clumsy footwork. Dashing in a zig zag pattern before inevitably reaching him. Each attack held the force of her entire body and more. She lunged at him with the intent to stab him with her elongated nails. Seeing the the base of her new fighting style, he kicked her ankle. This tripped her up but the momentum was used against Davion. She placed a hand on the ground, catching herself and sent a kick down onto his head. With one arm, he blocks it but the other leg wasn't occupied. Her shin was aimed for his rib which was caught by his other hand. He turns his body and launched her ass at an array of rocks.

An accumulation of energy gathered in her mouth as she opened it. This blast came outward and swallowed the surrounding area. "Un…believable." The sight of her power placed Davion in a state of amazement. Admiring her growth stunned him for a second. In the midst of the attack getting closer and closer, his body accelerated past the attack.

He lets out a sigh as the beastly woman rain down on him from above. A barrage of punches sky rocket their way at his skull before a barrier known as his palm guided them elsewhere. In a vertical motion, her body flips with an extended leg. An air borne axe kick crashed upon the earth when Davion stepped to the side to dodge it.

"Meteor Drop? I never taught her that?" Immediately, she used the force she sent toward the ground to propel herself at Davion. Both grinned in a sinister manner. Colliding with the frenzied woman, a shockwave that destroyed the area more than before arises from their battle.

A light pink tint crossed his cheeks. A bright smile rose from ear to ear. Davion was having the time of his life. His body temperature rose, his heart beat thumped and thumped and THUMPED. This new level of excitement that he's never felt "This is AMAZING!!"

His attacks stop as her attacks increased in quantity. Her attacks slid past him again and again. Davion didn't plan on letting a single hit land. He pushed his body against hers as he pushed her arm up and dropped it to her back. He turns it back, flipping her over. She lands on her legs and sends a push kick at his stomach. This landed on his knee cap that rose to block the strike. As she retracts her leg, she gets hit with a back hand strike. She spins with the strike and slashed at his chest with her nails. He stops the attack via palming her wrist from the side. His upper body rolls under her arm and with his movement came a punch to her hip. It was followed by a forward hip strike to the naval and a high kick to the chin.

Her teeth grit before loosening up. Her mouth opens wide when an elbow slipped through her defense and strikes her solar plexus. Her eyes turn white for a second but an elbow slams her head into the ground.

Davion stood over her unconscious body while sweating profusely. "I….I win."

She was sleep while smiling lightly.

[Post Battle]

After a fight like that, exhaustion took its toll. They were fighting for 3 hours straight but Davion was the winner.

Back at Davion's house, he sat on his bed thinking about the battle. "I didn't think she had that type of power. If she was a bit faster then she would've won. Is it lack of experience? No, I'm just overthinkin too much. The important part is it was fun as hell." Davion with what he knew, Davion wanted to venture beyond Earth. These other planets Raditz, Vegeta, and Nappa took over and sold. Could he recapture them for his own benefits? Could he find new people to fight? New civilizations to visit? The universe is vast so there's an infinite number of possibilities. "Just the thought of it." He kicked his feet up gleefully and laid back on the bed.

Draped in red with a flawless sexy design crossing her chest, a shy Shoena entered the room. Her beautiful smooth skin was revealed to Davion. He never thought he'd find a naked vampire attractive because he never had before. In movies, the vampires were just actual humans playing as vampires so it was more of him being attracted to the actress or actor than the actual character. But this was glorious.

An artistic masterpiece placed into the body of a vampiric cat woman. She stood at the door of the bathroom with her hand on her hip. As expected, she was flustered by the her current fit. Davion's enthusiastic look didn't help either. Warmth invades her pale skin as her feet left the ground. Connecting through eye contact, the abyss and blood lake met. Their image reflects off their lens. Watching each other's expressions as Davion held her close.

"Why're you so fine~"

Maintaining eye contact was hard as fuck for Shoena. Romance was the last thing on her mind so in situations like this, she was utterly defenseless. Red consumed her face more and more as time passed on within Davion's arms.

"Wh-why're you wasting our time with such f-flattery?"

"Cause you just cute for no reason."

"C-CUTE!"

"Don't be surprised by that." The sound of flesh being smacked bounced off the walls of the room they were in. Shoena's face was flushed with redness. Ripples flow across her ass from the impact of his hand.

"Y-Y-You"

"You're too tense, calm ya ass down."

"That's easier said than done Davure."

"Davion. It's Davion, sweetheart." Maybe it was because of his time with Bulma but he had a lot of confidence held in him but he knew that diving right in was a problem.

"Well….stop wasting our precious time and e-e...….elope with me already."

"She looks uncomfortable because she isn't use to this. I guess this happens to everyone. Especially to such a sheltered girl like her." He didn't want her to stay like this so no matter how much she wanted to rush this, he had to take it slow.

{Outside}

There was a bit of an issue here. The Maron situation made Krillin go into defense mode. Everyone should know that Krillin doesn't play about his family, friends, or his woman. He reached Davion's house to talk(fight him) to him about what he did to Maron. Before anything, he's a smart guy. He knew he couldn't beat Davion but before he tried rushing him he'd at least want to know the saiyan's side of the story. Before he could knock on the door, it opens.

"Oh it's Krillin, I thought I felt someone coming over."

"Yeah well, we need to talk."

"About what?" He leans his back against the doorframe.

"Maron said you put your hands on her. Is that true?"

"So instead of reflecting on her actions, she told Krillin so he'd deal with me." He thought. Davion glared at the young man with an intense look.

"Yes I did…because she's cheating on you."

"Well that does it. No on puts a hand on my….I'm sorry she's what?" His whole mood changed.

"Maron has a multitude of fanboys she treats the same way she treats you and even calls them her boyfriends. I told her to stop playing with your feelings and instead of listening she sends you to me to fight her own battles."

"There's…. There's no way that's true."

"You can deny it all you want but ask yourself this. Do you actually know Maron?"

Krillin was silent. His fingers press against his palm with ferocity. "There's no way that's true….she loves me...." He was so bent over about it that he could only think about what was told to him. It was frustrating. He spent so much time and effort into giving her all his attention, making sure she enjoys herself, and overall love her. Providing for her, everything he needed to do to be the perfect boyfriend for her.

A loud lustful moan reached the outside of Davion's house. It sounded like it came from upstairs. "Krillin, I have to go but I promise you that there's a better one out there for you." He walked back in the house, shutting the door and leaving the quiet Krillin at the door by himself.

A loud yell came from outside then vanished with the sound of dirt and rocks hitting the ground. "Man, Krillin's goin through it." Davion didn't want to see Krillin in an emotional mess cause of how great of a guy he is. It pisses him off seeing Krillin with a childish woman.

"I hope he gets with 18 in this timeline." The deeper he gets into the house, the louder the moans from before get.

[Daytime]

The morning hits harder than a planet blowing up. The well known monkey man sits at the edge of his bed thinking about something that piqued his interest last night, the androids and the timeline. He tries not to dwell into any complicated yet intrusive thoughts that might cause him to have an existential crisis but what of the time patrol. "Is that real here? Would I be an anomaly to them? If it was then why haven't they come take me out yet?" Thinking about such was inevitable. Especially with the knowledge he still has from his previous world.

"I don't even get it. The time patrol shouldn't exist since it contradicts itself. Time is ever changing. No matter what anyone does to it, it will change and these changes wouldn't effect time in a bad way. So why the fuck do they exist? Correcting something like an "anomaly"? I mean Towa is one thing. Of course, they'd need to put a team together to deal with such things but wouldn't that be a problem above mortality? That's something someone like Whis or any of the angels to deal with? If not the gods should." He scratched his head in confusion.

"Thinking of that shit doesn't matter. I doubt anyone other than the gods know if they're real or not. The androids however… They are undoubtedly real. I think I saw Android 8 on Himalayan lookin ass mountain. So I'm in a branch of the main timeline. If I deal with the androids right now….what would happen to the future?"

Timelines are very complex. One step can cause an infinite number of possibilities to occur. So what would happen if an entire event was removed from the timeline?

NOM! Pink lips were laced on his punctured his trapezius(the part between the neck and shoulder). He looked back to see his curly haired girlfriend, Shoena.

Her morning face knocked him out of the thoughts of the future. "Morning snack?"

"Meal." She mumbled with her teeth sunk in his skin. She was completely exhausted for the first time in her life. She even looked drowsy.

"Eat up, I won't be doin anything today anways." Today was a day of relaxation. Intrusive thoughts would just ruin the purpose of today.

[Intruder]

Zooming into the vacuum of space, about 1, 000 light years from Earth was a planet that orbits a blue giant. Like Earth, it's axis was in a neutral zone. Meaning, it wasn't too close to the sun or too far from it either. The planet was quite gracious. The solar radiation was stronger because of the blue giant and in return, the magnetic field of the planet protected it from said radiation. It matched all the requirements earth did to exist but under a much larger and hotter sun. It was as if this planet was wished into existence.

The planet had strong entities on it and with its strong gravitational pull, no one could get past its moon(which was also habitable). It was called Planet Tan-Yon. It is the fourth planet from the sun. The habitants called it such because it should've been swallowed by the blue giant's strong gravitation or scorched by its immense heat and yet it orbits at the perfect distance away from the sun.

The sky was blue but on a much higher spectrum than earth because of the blue sun. Islands and continents flourished with life. Technology scorned parts of the earth with hovering cars, large buildings and a tower like architect. But amongst them all was one being. They stood amongst a mountain looking down at their space pod that was similar to Vegeta's but a lot bigger and seemingly more advanced. Wind blows ferociously atop the mountain peak.

"Father….Mother…. I will avenge you." A Saiyan tail was revealed with a scouter being seen on a feminine looking face. The glare of a warrior floods their eyes as their reflection looks a lot like Fasha.