Old Kai+Roshi Potara Fusion= ???

He clenched his fists, "Wow, I feel so much stronger!" Old Kai chuckled, "Yes, yes… But you weren't strong enough to begin with so hold your horses." Shinto was petrified and wilted. Goku asked, "How long does it last?" Old Kai chuckled, "Well… Forever!"

Goku clicked his tongue, "Damn! Looks like I have to go to school for Gohan after this…" as he teleported away.

Chi-Chi and Rocket were petrified, "FOREVER?!" Zephyr rolled his eyes and asked sarcastically, "What about for Humans?" Old Kai blinked, "Oh, silly me, I forgot. It was only an hour for Non-Kais…"

Chi-Chi and Rocket let out a breath of relief as Old Kai started dancing again.

Zephyr looked at Shinto, "Can you train me?" Shinto pointed at himself, "You're over 1 million times stronger than me!" Zephyr's lips twitched and he said, "You must have something to train here…" Shinto scratched his head, "Well, there is… but it was recently broken. It's a sword that weighs 10 tons!"

Zephyr wilted, "That's it?" Shinto spread his hands, "Sorry…" Old Kai appeared again, "Actually, there is something to help you train!" he pointed at Zephyr.

Anklets, Bracelets, and a Headband appeared on him, slamming Zephyr into the ground, Old Kai nodded, "All those are 100 tons! Enjoy!" Zephyr growled, "Get back to dancing, Old man!" Old Kai grumbled, "Hmph! Last time I help you…" Zephyr muttered, "Last time I bring you 'culture'..."

Old Kai coughed and said righteously, "I will train you myself after finishing the Potential Releasing Ritual! I swear it!" Zephyr slowly got up, flying up in the air as he started punching and kicking.

Shinto looked at the crystal ball, "Oh no! Buu absorbed Gohan! Huh? Vegeta is there! Goku and Vegeta fused! I can't believe it!" Bulma smacked him, "CAN YOU STOP NARRATING IN MY DAMN EAR?! I CAN SEE!" Shinto held his cheek, "Ow!"

As Shinto said, Goku and Vegeta fused into Vegito before playing with Buu like Zeku did…

Zephyr didn't even blush, "Oh, the first real Fusion Warrior!" Shinto looked at him and Zephyr looked very serious. Shinto turned back and didn't say anything, coughing… He beat Buu even as a piece of Candy.

The World's Strongest Candy!

Finally Buu turned him back and absorbed Vegito but didn't transform again!

They watched Buu just stand there before Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks, Goten, and Piccolo came out of his body, returning to normal

Buu turned into Kid Buu, the incarnation of Pure Evil!

His Ki shot up like crazy!

Then he blew up the Earth!

Launch went crazy, "MY HOUSE! AHHHHHHH!" Zephyr in the air, "We can build another one…" Launch collapsed to the ground, crying, "All my guns… all my alien weaponry… it's all gone…" Zephyr was speechless.

Suddenly, a BFG landed next to her. Launch's eyes lit up and she picked it up, stroking it gently, "My precious!" she looked up and smiled sweetly, twisting, "I love you, you hunk of a man!"

Zephyr smiled at her as everyone else's lips twitched.

Goku landed on the ground with Shinto, Vegeta, Satan, Dende, and a puppy.

Satan jumped up, "Where am I?! Is this a movie studio?!" Videl ran over, "Dad!" Satan looked at her and rubbed his eyes, "You're alive!?" Videl pointed at the halo above her head, "No, I'm dead!" Satan was dumbfounded and Videl tried to explain the situation…

Alas…

Shinto asked, "The Earth?!" Old Kai said, "It's gone. Reduced to atoms." Shinto was in disbelief as Satan quibbled, "Are you going senile?! What are you talking about?! The Earth? Gone? Then how are we here?!"

Dende shouted at him, "Are you stupid?! Do you know who that is?! That man is none other than the God of the King of Worlds! The Supreme Kai! Do you even know what that means?! I am the God of the Earth and above me is King Kai and above him is Supreme Kai! You are talking to the Supreme Kai!"

Satan blinked before laughing, "I must be dreaming! Haha! Then I must be able to fly, right?!" as he ran off a cliff and slammed into the ground, "Ow…"

Vegeta complained, "You HAD to save him of all people, Kakarot?! We can't bring back the Earth and everyone on it anymore! Our Trump Card, the Dragon Balls, were destroyed with it!" Old Kai was stunned, "The Dragon Balls?!"

Before waving, "You're fine young lady, you need to meditate on your own now…" Rocket's lips twitched and she sat there in silence…

He turned and shouted, "Why are the Dragon Balls on Earth!?" Zephyr looked at Vegeta while punching and kicking the air, "We can just use the Namek Dragon Balls." Dende shouted, "That's right! We can wish for the Earth back with the Namekian Dragon Balls!"

The Old Kai said angrily, "Absolutely not! They make a Mockery of Life! I will not allow you to-" Goku said, "I'll give you pictures of a Pichi-Pichi gal~ She's not young, but the only problem is she's dead! But! She can come back to life with the Dragon Balls!"

Vegeta growled, "You better not be talking about Bulma!" Bulma was stunned and reminded of Roshi, clicking her tongue angrily. Goku looked awkward, he was going to say something else but he would probably die again!

He looked over and Zephyr frowned, "Hey… Don't even…" Goku was anxious, "This is the lives of everyone on Earth! Come on, you guys!" Zephyr snorted, "No. They can all stay dead! The only one looking at my wife's perky tits is me!"

Launch crossed her arms, "That's right!" Goku looked at Chi-Chi, who's lips twitched. He sighed, "It's hopeless…" Old Kai coughed and said, "Are there a lot of Pichi-Pichi gals on Earth…?" Goku nodded, "A whole bunch! By the way, I know someone who has a ton of Pichi-Pichi stuff!" Old Kai's eyes lit up, "Oh yeah?"

Zephyr paused and floated in the air trying to imagine Supreme Kai Roshi Potara Fusion… He shivered.

The Ultimate Pervert Fighter!