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Dragon Ball- Universe's Strongest Human

Not going to be super omega strong, will hover around Goku and Vegeta, but the MC wants to be stronger than Goku! Goes through Dragon Ball- DBZ, DBGT, and DBS. read if you want, or don't~ This is pretty much my respect for Toriyama

AgentMonke · アニメ·コミックス
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133 Chs

Me when Krillin steals the show- >:(

Korin was panting as Zephyr and Krillin sat on the ground. Zephyr felt stronger, should be around the same as Goku now… He rubbed his shoulder, "Can I have some Senzu beans?"

Korin laid on the ground, pointing his staff, "Huff… There… Nyan…" Zephyr walked over and dragged out a jar, eating one and throwing two at Krillin and Korin.

They got up after eating and Korin waved, "You guys are strong enough!" Krillin complained, "Already?" Zephyr was about to say something when Goku flew over with a jet, "Hey! You guys are still here?"

Zephyr looked over and waved, "Hey, you got the Dragon Balls?" Goku pouted, "Bulma said that something probably ate the last Dragon Ball! So we're going to a granny's place." Krillin was dazed, "A granny?"

The Jet opened and Blonde Launch stepped on the edge, "Get your ass in here, pretty boy!" Zephyr squealed, "Yes, Ma'am~!" as he skipped over, jumping into Launch's arms. Krillin's lips twitched as he dragged the Pot of Senzu beans, "Thanks, Korin!" Korin waved and froze, "Wait! Don't take the… whole… pot…" 

Zephyr shouted from afar, "Korin! Don't let a fatty eat all the Senzu Beans!" as the jet flew far away, making Korin sigh.

Zephyr was being sat on by Blonde Launch, who had her arms crossed, "How far is this Hag anyway?" Roshi was speechless, "That's my sister!" Launch looked at him and turned to Bulma, "How far is that Hag, then?" Bulma flew the jet, replying, "Probably an hour?"

Launch blew a piece of her hair up, "Sheesh! This hag better be worth it!" Krillin looked at Yamcha, "Why are you here again?" Yamcha was speechless, "You know I'm strong too!" Krillin didn't believe it, "You're joking?"

Yamcha blushed in anger, "I'm stronger than you, okay?! That guy is just a freak!" Launch looked at him, "Don't talk about my pretty boy like that, scumbag!" Yamcha hid behind Roshi, "You're a woman, right!? Why are you so thorny!?"

Launch took out a gun, "Huh?" Yamcha shivered, "Oh my god!" Oolong looked at Yamcha and sighed, "What a bitch." Yamcha retorted, "You talk to her, then!" Oolong looked at Launch, saying, "You're right."

Launch nodded, "Good pig." Oolong grinned at Yamcha, whose lips twitched…

Zephyr was on his hands and knees, "By the way, how much money did you make selling that Treasure?" Launch crossed her legs, "852 Trillion Zeni." Zephyr was dumbfounded, "Wow! Really!?" Launch nodded and glanced at him, "Hurry up and find a castle! I want a moat! With sharks!"

Zephyr thought about it and nodded, "We can buy an entire island!" Launch frowned, "I don't want an island. I want a castle on a mountain near a city with a bank." Zephyr was stunned, "You want to rob banks still?" Launch snorted, "What else is there to do?!"

Zephyr nodded, "I guess so!" Krillin shouted, "YOU GUESS SO?!" Bulma ignored them, saying, "Oh! We're here!" as the jet touched down.

Everyone got out and got in line as a ghost said, "Welcome, Welcome! Please stand in line!" Goku looked up and asked, "Are you the Portion Seller?" The Ghost corrected, "Fortune Teller. No, you have to wait in line heehee~"

Launch frowned, "Are you laughing at me?!" The Ghost was stunned and Zephyr pulled on Launch's arm, "Do you want to build the castle?" Launch looked at him, "Of course, we also need robot maids and a huge armory full of guns." she looked him up and down, "I guess a training room too."

Zephyr's eyes lit up and he said, "We can even get Android Sharks with lasers." Launch's eyes lit up, "A good idea!" the rest were speechless as they waited in line for a while before finally seeing Baba.

Goku looked at her, "You're the Portion Seller, right?" Baba corrected, "Fortune Teller!" before looking at Roshi, "Hmph!" Roshi rubbed his bald head, "Huh?" Goku commented, "That's a weird name."

Baba shouted, "It's not my real name! It's a Nick-name!" Goku stared at her blankly for 5 seconds before saying, "Anyway! I want you to find the last Dragon Ball for me, please!" Baba nodded, "Sure thing, pay up 10 million Zeni!"

Everyone looked at Launch, who frowned, "Huh? Don't look at me, I'm not giving this hag a single penny!" Baba said speechlessly, "Hag?" Launch snorted, "Are you not a hag? Look at yourself!"

Goku asked, "Well, we don't have money, so what now?" Baba looked at him, "Well, there is one way! Follow me…" as she floated away.

The group followed her and she explained, "You'll have to beat my 5 fighters! If you lose, you can switch out. But if you win all 5 then you can get my services!" Krillin jumped out, "I'll go first!"

A bat flew over and transformed into a man!

Krillin was stunned and Zephyr said, "Krillin! Show him a cross!" Krillin was dumbfounded and T posed as the Vampire guy screamed in fear, flying away. Krillin jumped in the air and slapped down on the Vampire, putting him in the water as he won the first game!

Goku cheered, "Yeah! Good job, Krillin!" Krillin gave everyone a thumbs up as the next fighter came out…

Or did he?

Baba explained, "It was the invisible man!" Krillin looked around in confusion as Goku sniffed the air, pointing, "Oh, there he is!" Krillin kicked and the Invisible man said, "That's cheating!"

Bulma scoffed, "Baba didn't say we can't talk!" Baba was speechless and the Invisible man had a visible tick mark as Krillin kicked him, sending him into the water! He gave a peace sign, "Haha!"

Zephyr was speechless, "Did he really just win from a gag?!" Krillin blushed and shouted, "A win is a win!!" Zephyr held his hands up, "Right right…" Krillin rubbed his face and waved, "Come on! Who's next, Baba!?"

Baba helplessly said, "We need to change venues for the next fights. Follow me." they walked out and came to a room called, "Devil's Toilet" it had two devils sitting on toilets…

Zephyr looked at the arena and complained, "What kind of arena is this?!" Baba retorted, "If you don't like it, you can leave!" Zephyr was speechless and muttered, "Whatever, Hag…" Baba's eyes twitched and Krillin stood on the tongues, looking over at a Mummy.

Krillin and the Mummy fought fiercely before Krillin punched him flying back into the Devil's mouth. Baba frowned, "How strong is this guy?!" Goku laughed and patted his stomach, "Krillin and Zephyr trained with me at Korin's tower, we're all super strong! Ahaha!"

Baba said in shock, "Korin?! Damn! Then we'll just skip to the end! Come on out!" the last guy came in with a mask on. He looked at Baba, "Can we fight outside?" Baba rolled her eyes, "Sure!"