Bad things happen to good people...

He whipped his arms out as 18 appeared in front of him, punching out! Zephyr tilted his head, "You lack discipline, young one." 18 clicked her tongue, "Cut the shit, old man!" as Zephyr grabbed her shoulders, kneeing her in the stomach as she spat out blood!

Zephyr twisted and locked her arms, blasting down to the ground, flipping and slamming 18 into the ground head first!

They both exploded out of the ground and collided in the air, exchanging blows quickly! Zephyr caught her fist and pulled her into his arms as she blinked, "An affair?" Zephyr's lips twitched, "Too many dramas." before headbutting her and kicking her across the sky!

Zephyr chased after her and she jumped out, kicking Zephyr in the neck! He turned and grabbed her ankle, "You don't learn?" 18 was stunned, "How do you know?!" Zephyr smirked, "What to know?" she nodded and Zephyr pouted, "Not telling~" 

18's eyes twitched, "Damn you! Teasing me?! Teasing is for boyfriends only! AHHHH!" as she charged at him, pummeling him with extremely fast punches!

Zephyr flew upside down, blocking her fists before twisting, grabbing 18's neck with his feet and spinning, slamming her into the ground!

18 laid on the ground, wiping her lips. Zephyr stood next to her, "Do you feel pain? Like at all? I don't get it… are you a robot or a human?" 18 blasted him in the face with a Ki Blast and Zephyr crossed his arms, as it exploded on him.

18 frowned and Zephyr walked out of the smoke, his skin turning to ash and flying away before looking completely normal. She was stunned, "What kind of monster are you!?" Zephyr was speechless, "You're saying that to me?!" as he flickered, stepping on her face, exploding into flames as 18 was shot out of the crater, banging on the edge and spiraling out, hitting a mountain top in the distance!

Zephyr floated up and held his arm, holding out three fingers.

A flame sword appeared on his hand as he aimed with one eye, "Bang!" before the flame sword shot out, appearing in front of 18 instantly!

She looked at the sword in front of her eyes and was dumbfounded, "Fu-" before the entire mountain erupted into flames!

Zephyr clapped and muttered, "Hope you're not dead… How many people would stab the author if that happened…"

Author: Thanks bro…

18 appeared from the smoke, completely nude!

Zephyr was stunned and she flew over quickly, Zephyr dodged and threw his shirt, "Crazy woman! Cover yourself up!" 18 took the shirt and put it on, blushing, "Damn it!" Zephyr took off his pants helplessly, handing them over, "I need those back! Those are my only fireproof clothes!"

18 tied the shirt in a knot on the side and rolled up the pants before blushing, "Your slippers!" Zephyr was shocked, "Is this a robbery?!" 18 nodded seriously, "You robbed me of my innocence!" Zephyr's scalp was numb, "Don't say things people will misunderstand!" as he threw over his slippers.

18 looked at his boxers before clicking her tongue, "You're lucky this time!" as she fixed the clothes on her body to suit her fashion sense, looking at herself in a puddle.

She moved some stuff around and let out a breath of relief, "Still got it!" Zephyr's lips twitched and he crossed his arms. 18 attacked him and Zephyr dodged everything with his arms crossed, "Forget it!" 18 frowned, "What?" Zephyr said seriously, "I'm not going to damage my own clothes! Forget it!"

18 snorted, "You're not getting them back!" Zephyr gasped, "What?!" 18 snorted again before flying off.

She bumped into Krillin, who looked at her in shock, "You!" 18 grabbed his collar and kissed him before shoving him off, "Call me!" as she flew away and disappeared.

Krillin rubbed his lips as Zephyr flew over, gloomily. Krillin was in his own world as Zephyr shouted, "BALDY!" Saitama- no! Krillin reacted, "Huh?! Why are you naked?! Wait!"

His world came crashing down…

Zephyr rolled his eyes and complained, "Your girlfriend robbed me!" Krillin looked at him hopefully, "Huh?" Zephyr muttered, "I beat her and held back so she didn't die for you! By the way! Then she was naked! I wasn't going to let a woman run around naked, so I gave her my clothes! Then you know what she says?!"

Krillin shook his head dumbly, Zephyr shouted, "SHE SAID, SHE'S KEEPING THEM! THAT'S MY ONLY PAIR OF FIREPROOF CLOTHES! SPECIALLY MADE!" He grabbed Krillin's bald head and threw him into a mountain, "YOU KNOW WHAT SPECIALLY MADE MEANS, YOU STUPID BALD FUCK!" The mountain collapsed and 18 returned, "Hey! Don't bully him!" Zephyr was speechless, "You didn't leave?!"

She blushed, "I came back for his number!" Zephyr shook and burst into flames, "That's it! Go naked! I want my clothes back!" 18 flew away quickly to Krillin as Zephyr condensed a Kamehameha, he had half a mind to annihilate the both of them!

He finally calmed down and reverted to normal, "Damn it! Launch is gonna be sad!" he quickly turned to the System for help.

[Men's Clothes- 10p- Just think of the style, comes in full outfits. (Fireproof version- 100p)]

Zephyr screamed at the sky, "AHHHHHHHHHHH! EIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"