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Douluo Dalu: Bibi Dong is my Martial Soul

(Smuts) - CH 58: Bibi Dong (handjob) CH 72: Bibi Dong (first sex) -------------------------- (A/N: This book isn't a copy, it's just that I've transferred it from my second account, That_One_Alive_Ali, to this account.) What happens when someone dies, is it the end? Do they just cease to exist? Do they end up in heaven or hell? Do they get reincarnated? Or does something else happen? Well, for our protagonist, a just-barely-out-of-his-teens young man named Ali Lightborne, or Ali Ashborne, it's the third option! When he died in his world of nothing but ordinariness, a R.O.B casually picks someone up, and it happened to be him! Not a simple Random Omnipotent Being though. But a Random Omniversal Being! A being of absolute transcendence! One of his wishes was to have his soul be separated into as many pieces he wanted, and sent to different universes, with their own wishes! And this Ali, wished to be reincarnated in Douluo Dalu 1 (Anime) and for the R.O.B, who he called Crow because he was a crow version of Alien X, to make his life interesting as hell! There will definitely be smut, and it will start with S in the chapter title

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87 Chs

CH 31: Shrek students

After Zhao Wuji struck a lighted up incense into the ground without breaking it, he immediately took Dai Mubai to his dorm to rest. Watching him leave, Oscar scratched his head in confusion :"Uh? Just what happened here?" But since the time was short, he dismissed it and turned to the four teenagers.

Wouldn't it be a waste if such a beauty didn't manage to enter the school because of not being prepared? Smiling, he greeted :"Hello, everyone. As Mr Zhao just introduced, my name is Oscar. And as you just saw, my Martial Soul is Sausage. It's nice to meet you all."

"Uh... Hello, senior." Tang San greeted awkwardly. He hadn't forgotten how close he was to eating his sausage on the second exam. Not only that, he was going to unintentionally make Xiao Wu eat it too! Remembering the chant of his Martial Soul, he really was disgusted.

The girls were even more grossed out. They simply nodded without answering. Zhu Zhuqing didn't even do that, she just ignored him. Seeing their reactions, Oscar could only feel helpless as he sighed :"Oh well, forget it. We have more important matters at hand. I didn't expect Mr Zhao would do it personally.

At first, it was supposed to be Dai Mubai who'd be your examiner. You'd only need to fight against him for half an hour, if I recall correctly. Didn't think Mr Zhao would do it himself. Well, I guess senior Mubai isn't in any condition to fight right now..."

Thinking about Dai Mubai's situation just now, he couldn't help but glance at Ah Li. A trace of fear, nervousness and admiration in his eyes. He didn't expect Dai Mubai, a Lv 37 Soul Elder, would've been beaten up so badly. In fact, he was somewhat sure that he would've died of the poison if he wasn't treated soon. Ah Li obviously noticed his gaze, but just ignored him. Since his fight and exam were finished, he walked to a comfortable place and sat nonchalantly.

Oscar :"But haiz, you need to fight against Mr Zhao of all people."

Xiao Wu :"Is Mr Zhao the same as the teacher at the entrance? He's also an outstanding Soul Master of the Soul Emperor Rank?"

Oscar :"No."

Xiao Wu :"*Confident* Then there's nothing to fear. Anyway, all four of us are almost at Lv 30. Four to one. It won't be too hard to persist for half an hour."

Oscar :"*Smiling wryly* Junior sister, you can't be too happy yet. You didn't let me finish my words. Mr Zhao isn't a Soul Emperor. He's a Soul Saint!"

And so, he began to introduce Zhao Wuji and explain his abilities. Ning Rongrong seemed to have also known him and told his history of being chased by sixteen Soul Emperors from Martial Soul Hall, but he managed to escape. In the end, they finally got to introduce themselves. Tang San went first.

"I'm Tang San. My Martial Soul is the Blue Silver Grass Tool Martial Soul. I'm a Lv 29 Control System Soul Master." And Xiao Wu introduced herself after :"Xiao Wu, and my Martial Soul is the Soft Boned Rabbit Beast Martial Soul. A Soul Master of Lv 29 from the Power Attack System."

Zhu Zhuqing went next :"Zhu Zhuqing. My Martial Soul is the Hell Civet Beast Martial Soul. A Lv 27 Agility Attack System Soul Master." Ah Li had to admit, she was seriously pretty. Her body was also top notch. Among the three beauties of Shrek School, she was really the best. Kinda made him wonder why those Chinese reincarnated dumbasses would always go for Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong instead. You seriously like flat-as-a-board bitches with no personality?

Give 1 reason and redeeming quality about them. Well, there is none.

(A/N: So if you're an MTL Novel reader, you may or may not have read those bitch ass reasons of them being actual bitches with no personality was the reason they were charming. Fucking retarded authors actually say that her having a "black belly personality" or some shit was the best thing about her and made her even better than Zhu Zhuqing! Bitch, nobody would tolerate Ning Rongrong's bitch ass! Even Oscar who fell in love at first sight was like :"Oh hell nah, bro. There are a lot more fishes in the sea." and you think that your bitch ass, which only wants the MC to get all the girls because you can't get none, will tolerate her?! Bro, I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.)

But well, even if she was very pretty and had a banging figure, it wasn't enough to move his heart. After all, he had been living with Bibi Dong for 6 years now! After seeing her beauty and her body, was there anybody who would be able to charm him? Honestly, the only person who he could think of was Qian Renxue. After all, she was Bibi Dong's daughter, and was the person who inherited her beauty.

And then came the turn of the last person, and the person Ah Li disliked the most in Shrek after Tang San, Yu Xiaogang and Flender :"Ning Rongrong. My Martial Soul is the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda. I'm a Soul Master of Lv 26 from the Auxiliary System."

"You're from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan?!" Tang San asked in shock, and Xiao Wu gasped as well :"Is that the clan with the most powerful Auxiliary System Tool Martial Soul in the world, Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan?" Unlike the others who believed her facade and looked at her with amazement, Ah Li obviously saw through her lies.

"This girl... Can't the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan even teach their little princess how to be honest? She's lying through her teeth so easily." Bibi Dong obviously saw through her as well, but her expression changed when Ah Li smirked internally :"(Sister Goddess, do you know her? Little princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan?)"

"Uh... Well..." She immediately panicked a bit. Sometimes, she would speak up about things that she, a Martial Soul, shouldn't know about. It would rarely happen though. So when Ah Li would notice it, he'd always take the chance to tease her a bit.

"Well, it's obvious, isn't it?" She quickly came up with an excuse :"Not everyone's Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan has 7 floors. It depends on the talent and background. It could have 2 floors, 5 floors, or even just a single floor! That means that these Soul Masters can't advance after they reach the maximum Soul Power Level corresponding to their Martial Soul. 5 floors means only being able to only be able to reach Lv 50. 2 floors means Lv 20.

So since her's has 7 floors, it means a maximum Level of 70. But 7 floors is the maximum and the highest number of floors in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda. That means her background must be very big in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan, and must be the heir of the clan."

"(Hm? But she never said her Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda has 7 floors, and hasn't shown it to us either. So how do you know?)" He asked innocently again, hiding a mischievous and teasing smile in his heart. Bibi Dong immediately grew more nervous, what was she supposed to say? I'm from the future and know her identity?

But fortunately for her, the noiret stopped teasing :"(Oh well, forget it. It doesn't matter anyway.)" Causing the gorgeous goddess to raise a curious eyebrow after secretly sighing in relief :"What? Don't you want to make friends with her or have her owe you some favors? She's the princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan, you know? One of the Three Upper Sect Clans and the wealthiest clan in the Seven Great Sects. Don't you wanna make friends with her?"

"(Nah, forget it.)" He dismissed the idea :"(I know a bitch when I see one. Even if she was the queen of the world, I wouldn't want to associate with someone like her. I can smell the stupidity and bad personality from her.)"

"Hahahaha! Good, good! Just ignore her and don't pay attention to her. She's probably nothing more than a spoiled brat." Bibi Dong laughed in satisfaction. She really didn't want Ah Li to get close to any of the Shrek members. What she was even more worried about was him liking one of the girls. She wanted his help in killing Tang San, Yu Xiaogang and all the Shrek members who stood in her way. If he fell in love with one of those girls, wouldn't that be very bad?

'Hmph, none of them deserve Li'er anyway. Such a hardworking and handsome enough for the heavens to be jealous of, how could any of them deserve him? Let's wait a bit. In the future, I'll hook him up with either Xiao Xue or Nana. As for which one, that will depend on who Li'er wants more.' She nodded to herself in satisfaction. But thinking of it, she didn't know what was the sore feeling that appeared in her heart out of nowhere.

"Stop staring. I'm no different than you all. I sneaked out of my home. Let's talk after this test." Ning Rongrong said, pretending to be shy. As she looked away from them, she secretly glanced at Ah Li sitting a little away, a hint of pride and smugness hidden in her eyes. Knowing her identity, he'd definitely stop ignoring her and try to make friends with her. However, she was disappointed to see the noiret just leaning against a tree with the hood of his trenchcoat covering his eyes, just relaxing and seeming to be ignoring them.

Seeing him not reacting at all, anger rose in her heart. But she didn't show it. She simply kept it hidden and smiled at the others :"The two Soul Rings of mine can increase our speed and strength. The increment is 30%. It can last for half an hour without a problem."

"30%?" Even Zhu Zhuqing was a little shocked. Most of the Auxiliary System Soul Masters can only increase the attributes of teammates by a few percent. 5% is normal, 10% is above average, and 15% is simply amazing. Being able to increase the attributes by 30% is a lot. Even though she was personally trash, her Martial Soul was still top notch.

"That's great!" Xiao Wu exclaimed happily. But before she could continue to be happy, Ah Li's carefree voice was heard :"Hey, how about you show your Martial Souls to each other while Mr Zhao isn't around? Hahaha, I bet that will make your cooperation a lot better."

To Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong and Oscar, it was nothing but a helpful suggestion. After all, his words had some truth to them. However, it was Tang San and Xiao Wu who knew the real reason he spoke up. Having been living in the same school as them, he obviously knew about the awful condition of Tang San's Martial Soul. So when he brought such a subject up, the two knew that it was to embarrass him when he got the chance.

And obviously, the realization had made both of them angry. How mad would they get if they knew that Ah Li was the indirect reason for Tang San's trashed Martial Soul? He would definitely try to kill Ah Li, that's for sure.

"Um, Ah Li's right! We should do that!" When the chance to make herself look good in front of the noiret showed up, Ning Rongrong immediately took it. Spreading her hands, colors flashed in front of her before a light blue pagoda with 7 layers appeared in front of her. Along with her Martial Soul, her two 100-year yellow Soul Rings appeared as well.

While the others looked at her Martial Soul in amazement, especially Oscar, Zhu Zhuqing also agreed with Ah Li's words :"Then I'll do it as well." And with that, her Martial Soul was released. Fluffy and cute cat ears showed up on her head along with a cat tail behind her. The phantom of her Martial Soul appeared behind her as well. There were also her two 100-year yellow Soul Rings.

"Xiao San..." Xiao Wu looked at Tang San awkwardly. However, he could only sigh helplessly while anger at Ah Li in his heart :"It's alright, I'll do it too." As he released his Martial Soul, a smell so foul spread out that made Ah Li honestly gag.