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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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564, Little Snow Maiden: Tonight I want to see mom and dad sleeping together [First Update]_1

Tang Chen shouted in a low voice, "You draw your sword first!"

Thousand Waves replied, "Don't you understand the rule? The weaker one draws first!"

Tang Chen retorted, "Isn't it obvious who the weaker one is between the two of us? You draw!"

Thousand Waves argued, "Have you not witnessed the might of a complete Four-Word Battle Armor? Don't forget I also hold a Divine Artifact in my hand, even on land you cannot hope to defeat me!"

Tang Chen countered, "But I possess the Divine Power of the Asura God, do you have that of the Six-winged Angel God? Divine Power is everything, equipment means squat, draw now!"

Thousand Waves retorted, "No, if you're going to draw, you draw first!"

The two stood steadfast at opposite ends of the Worship Hall roof, eyeing each other from a distance as the atmosphere grew tense.

"How about... I draw first then..."

Hidden in the shadows, the voice of the Third Offeror trembled as he spoke.

Baibai's face was pale with fright at this moment.

Who would have a duel on the rooftop at this time of night!

Are they insane!

And instead of starting the duel, they were caught up in who should "draw the sword" first, what kind of logic is that where the weaker one draws first?!

Thousand Waves and Tang Chen each stood on one end of the roof while the Third Offeror and Baibai hid in a corner in the middle, neither daring to move lest the two confronting each other would notice them.

If they were discovered, the Third Offeror wouldn't have the face to remain in Martial Soul Hall any longer.

The Third Offeror was extremely anxious, "What are they doing? If they're going to fight, let them fight, so we can slip away in the confusion!"

Baibai complained, "My feet are sore, I really want to stand in a different position."

The Third Offeror commanded, "Don't move!"

Baibai pleaded, "Then can I at least put on my clothes first?"

The Third Offeror helplessly whispered, "Right now we can only pretend to be statues, completely still. If we move, they'll definitely notice with their spiritual power."

At that moment, Thousand Waves could no longer bear it, "Are you going to draw or not?"

Tang Chen replied, "If someone is to draw, you draw first!"

Glancing down at Poseissi who was waving the golden trident below, Thousand Waves gave Tang Chen a glare and said, "Fine, I have patience, I'll wait for you to draw first."

Having said that, he actually sat down on the spot and even took out a flask and a wine cup from behind.

The Third Offeror's eyes widened in shock.

Wasn't this supposed to be a duel?! Why were they suddenly drinking wine?!

Tang Chen snorted coldly, mimicking Thousand Waves, he too sat on the ground, took out a flask and a wine cup from behind and added, "You have patience, well, I have patience too!"

So there they sat, facing each other across the distance, trapping the Third Offeror and Baibai in the middle, and began to drink leisurely, occasionally casting admiring glances at Poseissi below, who was practicing with the trident.

"Xi Xi's form is absolutely stunning, a woman brandishing the golden trident yet not the slightest bit graceless or ungainly, she truly is the Xi Xi I've taken a liking to."

Thousand Waves commented as he sipped his wine, all the while observing Poseissi in the square below.

Tang Chen, with a stern face, said, "Xi Xi sneaked several glances at me while dancing with the golden trident."

"Crack."

Thousand Waves crushed his wine cup in his hand.

He stood up angrily, "Damn you! Does she have eyes on her ass? How can she sneak peeks at you with her back turned to you?! Does she do nothing all day but sneak glances at you?!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a whooshing sound suddenly came from below.

Thousand Waves and Tang Chen both looked down, only to see the golden trident suddenly flying up, like a gold meteor it instantly embedded itself in the rooftop!

"Bang!"

The Third Offeror and Baibai were showered with fragments of broken stone.

But the two of them merely widened their eyes in fear, covered their mouths, and didn't dare to speak at all.

Tang Chen and Thousand Waves immediately stood to attention, not daring to make a peep in front of the irate Poseissi.

Poseissi's expression was cold. With a gesture, the golden trident flew back to her in an instant.

She said coldly, "If you're going to spy, can't you do it quietly? I've been listening to your noise until now, my head is pounding, you two blockheads!"

Thousand Waves and Tang Chen immediately bowed deeply, sincerely apologizing, "We're sorry."

Poseissi didn't pay them any more attention and turned back to continue practicing with her golden trident.

Watching as they sat back down to quietly drink and admire the view of Thousand Waves and Tang Chen below, the Third Offeror was on the verge of a breakdown.

Were these guys' faces made of leather?! They were caught spying and still didn't leave?! They even had the nerve to start admiring them so brazenly!

Baibai looked back at this moment, "What should we do now..."

Third Offeror: "Act like a wooden mannequin."

"What kind of hellhole is this! How can you let this Queen stay in such a place?"

Little Medusa was put down from the embrace of the Snow Emperor, she took a look around the cave and immediately expressed her dissatisfaction.

This was where the Ice and Snow Emperors had lodged the previous night, they had no choice but to stay here, otherwise, they'd be literally sleeping out on the street.

The Ice Emperor looked down at her, "Do you realize how cold you are? Take a look around you, what's on the walls of this cave?"

Upon hearing this, Little Medusa looked over and realized that the walls of the cave were covered with a thick layer of ice.

The temperature of the three of them was enough to turn the entire area into a glacial territory; what they were seeing now was still the result of the Ice and Snow Emperors specifically reining in their temperatures.

The Snow Emperor said helplessly, "Even if we had money, we couldn't use it. We can't live with humans and now we can't take you back to the Extreme North either, so we can only stay here for the night."

Little Medusa still wanted to complain, but seeing the glare from the Ice Emperor, she obediently closed her mouth.

She couldn't beat this ice scorpion without her powers restored.

It's really upsetting to think about, she'd never had her bottom dealt with so violently before; she swung her little arms in dissatisfaction and ran into the Snow Emperor's embrace.

Little Medusa realized that only the Snow Emperor truly cared about her, so she was determined to make "Mom" and "Dad" reconcile their affection - "Dad" was a strong supporter, she had to make sure "Mom" held on tight.

"Mom, I miss Dad."

Little Medusa cooed in the Snow Emperor's embrace.

The sisters exchanged glances at that moment, knowing that there was an adult soul inside this child, and what she said now...

Could it be that she has become stupid?

Just like the Golden Crocodile, it was said that he was originally an elderly human, now acting like a small child.

The Snow Emperor comforted Little Medusa, "Miss Dad? Don't worry, you'll see Dad tomorrow."

"Why doesn't Mom sleep with Dad at night?"

"What?!"

The Snow Emperor exclaimed in shock.

Who would have thought that the Ice Emperor quietly added, "Husbands and wives should indeed sleep together."

She was actually curious to see how her sister would get out of this lie.

Little Medusa suddenly said pitifully, "Am I a child not loved by Dad? So pitiful? No, I have to see Mom and Dad together; Mom should go find Dad now, or I will cry!"

The Snow Emperor looked at the Ice Emperor for help, not expecting her to turn her head and walk away.

Ice Child, where is your aunt's authority? According to the normal scenario, shouldn't you be spanking this child right now?!

The Ice Emperor sat to one side quietly, enjoying the show.