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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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350, the Narrator assistant helps you avoid disasters and brings you good luck [Big Chapter]_2

It's probably because the male protagonist can occasionally hear a narrative voice by his ear, which effectively helps him avoid danger or seize opportunities right next to him.

It's more like having an old grandpa living in your mind, who can remind you what you should or shouldn't do at any time.

Unexpectedly, this kind of ability also appeared in the prize pool, the Red Intermediate prize pool.

Lin Yi said to the Third Offeror, "Damage 386876, Red Intermediate, your reward is the Narrator's Assistant."

"To put it simply, you'll occasionally hear a voice, like the narrator in a story, which will act as your assistant here, alerting you to opportunities and dangers."

The Third Offeror nodded, half understanding.

Not being from Blue Planet and having never read a plethora of novels, it was indeed hard for him to grasp just by listening to the explanation.

Lin Yi picked up the Red Intermediate reward orb and flicked it towards the Third Offeror.

After merging with the reward, the Third Offeror suddenly frowned and shook his head as if he heard some static noise by his ear, a sizzling sound that almost scrambled his brain.

However, the sizzling sound quickly disappeared, but beyond that, the Third Offeror didn't hear any extra voice.

He quietly waited for a minute, yet there was still no voice by his ear, none of the Narrator's Assistant Lin Yi had mentioned.

"My... assistant? Why don't you speak?"

The Third Offeror asked tentatively, but still heard nothing, while Baibai focused on the Third Offeror, seemingly waiting for the effects of his reward to manifest as well.

Lin Yi then said, "That's why it's called a narrator, to speak only at the right time. If it hasn't spoken, it simply means there's nothing worth talking about—it's not a chatterbox machine."

"I see," the Third Offeror responded, nodding his head with an "I get it now" expression on his face.

"Did you get hurt just now?"

At that moment, the giant Baibai looked at the Third Offeror and spoke in a gentle and sweet female voice, which, however, didn't match at all with her "burly" appearance.

The Third Offeror's cheeks reddened once more, convinced that the owner of the voice must be a great beauty. Since soul beasts over a hundred thousand years old could possibly transform into human form, Baibai was surely able to turn human, and the Third Offeror was eagerly anticipating it.

"No, no, you protected me well. To be honest, I was thinking of taking the damage for you, but you beat me to it."

The Third Offeror said with a smile, "Baibai, you're so nice to me, nicer than even my older and second brothers."

Thousand Waves: "..."

Little Golden Crocodile: "Wu waaa—"

Baibai's burly figure swayed a little, as though feeling shy, and she lifted her thick arms to cover her cheeks, then thundered towards the Third Offeror as if she wanted to embrace him with open arms.

The Third Offeror also opened his arms and happily welcomed her.

Thousand Waves was almost dumbfounded... Could there be something wrong with Third's sexual orientation?

[What seems to be an affectionate hug, but the overwhelming love could break your spine, squash your internal organs into pieces, and your tongue would stick out long from the mouth, making a funny ghost face, which could startle the other party. By the way, your nosebleed would be more dazzling than the fountain at the center of Soul City]

The Third Offeror's eyes widened as a teasing voice suddenly came to his mind.

Could this be the narrator?

Was the voice that just spoke his Narrator's Assistant?!

Watching Baibai thundering towards him, the Third Offeror eyed her burly and huge figure and suddenly believed the narrator's words.

In panic, he immediately retreated, "Wait! Wait! Baibai! Let's skip the hug!"

Baibai paused and lowered her arms, but her rushing figure still managed to send the Third Offeror flying off the stage!

Everyone was stunned.

The Third Offeror lay on the ground, now understanding why the narrator said what he did. Baibai seemed not to have much control over her strength, or rather... this was her normal way of greeting her own kind!

But I'm just a human!

A hug from her could shatter me into pieces!

"Are you alright?!"

Baibai knelt on the stage, shouting anxiously to the Third Offeror below.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!"

The Third Offeror hastily responded, but his heart was extremely shocked. Given his trust in Baibai, he would have embraced her without a second thought just now, and the consequences of that would have been unimaginable! Thankfully, there was a reminder from the narrative assistant!

"I'm so sorry!!"

Realizing she had made a mistake, Baibai yelled out loud on stage, even starting to cry, because for her, as a Spirit Soul, the Third Offeror was her only friend and the only person she could trust and talk to.

It's not your fault... the Third Offeror felt a bit distressed and was just about to go up on stage to comfort her when a voice echoed in his mind.

[Treasure always appears in unexpected ways. At this moment, everyone's attention is drawn to the White Armor Dragon Spirit Soul on the stage, and no one has noticed the Trunk Soul Bone lying quietly under the skirt of the Silly Goose, which is just one meter to your left front.]

The Third Offeror's expression turned to astonishment, and he immediately looked to the left front, indeed seeing a Trunk Soul Bone covered by a verdant skirt!

Can I... Can I take it? But it's right under the nose of a ferocious beast!

The Third Offeror asked in his mind.

[You've already missed two seconds of precious time. If I were you, I would take advantage of the moment when everyone's attention is still on the stage, quickly pick up the soul bone and store it in the ring storage device, then quickly look up and give the Silly Goose, who is turning to look at you, a friendly smile. After all, the Silly Goose is too naïve to suspect anything.]

Hearing the narrative assistant's voice, the Third Offeror did not hesitate to follow the instruction!

Even if he got caught, he could simply claim it was part of a trial reward!

The Third Offeror immediately took the hefty Trunk Soul Bone from under Bi Ji's skirt. The ring on his finger flashed, and the Trunk Soul Bone was promptly stored away.

Almost at the next moment, sensing the movement of her skirt, Bi Ji turned around and looked back at the Third Offeror.

The Third Offeror's scalp tingled, everything happening just as the narrative assistant had foretold; he immediately lifted his head and smiled at Bi Ji, emulating the words of the narrative assistant.

Bi Ji also smiled back, as if responding to the Third Offeror's friendliness.

The Third Offeror couldn't help but think of the narrative assistant's last phrase, "After all, the Silly Goose is too naïve to suspect anything..."

He got up, dusted off his hands, and walked towards the stage where the White Armor Dragon, seeing the Third Offeror approach, stood up, looking somewhat wronged.

The Third Offeror quickly comforted her.

[Your actions just now were flawless; not a single person here noticed, except for that extremely perceptive deity... I suggest you actively explain the matter of the "soul bone" theft to Senior Lin Yi; this will create a good impression in front of the bigwig, and the approval of a mentor figure is far more precious than the value of a Hundred-thousand-year Trunk Soul Bone.]

Hearing the narrative assistant's words, the Third Offeror broke out in a cold sweat.

His actions... had actually been seen by Senior Lin Yi!!

Didn't they say no one noticed?!

Not daring to delay, he immediately followed the narrative assistant's guidance.

Stepping forward, the Third Offeror said to Lin Yi, "Senior, I just acted according to the guidance of the narrative assistant; this... this could be considered a trial reward, right?"

Lin Yi was taken aback, narrowing his eyes slightly.

How did this guy know I found out? Was he guided by the narrative assistant to apologize to me?

Interesting.

Thinking this, Lin Yi nodded, "I didn't speak, which means I allowed it. This falls within the scope of a trial reward; that thing is yours now."

The Third Offeror, hearing this, was overjoyed and nodded immediately, saying, "Thank you, Senior!!"

Everyone else was confused, not understanding what the Third Offeror was discussing with Lin Yi.

The Third Offeror was very excited; with Senior Lin Yi's permission, the Trunk Soul Bone in his hands now seemed all the more justified.

He no longer felt any guilt about "stealing"!

It really was the best choice to heed the narrative assistant's advice and proactively confess to Senior Lin Yi!

ps. Thank you for reading.