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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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311, Bi Ji uses Mjölnir to brutally beat Thor [Major Chapter]_2

Just then, Di Tian saw Bi Ji following behind Zi Ji, actually preparing to swing her little fists at Thor's face.

He panicked and quickly grabbed Bi Ji's arm.

"You're seriously just going to use your fists?!"

Bi Ji ⊙_⊙: "What else?"

"With those fists of yours that have no attack or defense power, if you hit his face, your arm'll break!"

Bi Ji ∑(O_O;)

"Then... Goose Goose find something to hit him with!"

Bi Ji looked around and suddenly spotted Mjölnir embedded in the ground nearby.

She wriggled out of the light shield, squatted down, and grasped the hammer's handle with both hands.

Di Tian was suddenly speechless... You, a little goose goose, also want to pick that up?

Dai Ben scoffed, if Bi Ji could lift Mjölnir, he would perform his attacks upside down tomorrow.

"Clack!"

Bi Ji easily pulled Mjölnir out of the ground. She didn't even find it strange, simply holding the hammer in one hand as she returned inside the light shield.

The atmosphere became tense.

Di Tian's jaw dropped to the ground, and Dai Ben's eyes widened in shock.

Everyone was dumbfounded by the scene before them.

"Yah yah yah!"

Bi Ji stood in front of Thor, swinging the hammer with both hands.

Seeing this, Thor snorted coldly, she was just a powerless Emerald Swan who had picked up a hammer, and that made you all so surprised?

Ridiculous.

"Boom!"

Bi Ji swung the hammer onto Thor's face, causing his cheek to deform, one of his teeth to shatter, and his whole body to slam forcefully against the light shield, leaving an imprint of his figure.

Dai Ben's heart bled, was this the power of Mjölnir?!

Everyone knew the Emerald Swan was not adept at attacking, but she had managed to use this hammer to send a god flying!

Di Tian was stunned, he had just been thinking about helping out, to give Bi Ji a sense of achievement... Now it seemed unnecessary.

Bi Ji raised Mjölnir menacingly and said, "This time I'm going to make you cry too!"

"Too?"

Thor covered his face, looking at Bi Ji fearfully.

In that instant, the heavens shifted dramatically, the sky darkened with thick clouds instantly, lightning flashed, and blinding white electricity crackled and converged on the Mjölnir in Bi Ji's hand.

Goose Goose apparently hadn't expected the hammer to be able to summon lightning and looked up fearfully before slowly pointing the hammer at Thor.

"Boom——"

The gathered lightning surged towards Thor, shattering all the armor on his body in an instant, his whole body shook violently, standing on end and smoking white.

Bi Ji was dumbstruck and dropped Mjölnir in fright, which happened to land on Di Tian's foot.

"Ow——"

Di Tian screamed in pain as he hugged his right foot, hopping around on the spot.

Bi Ji immediately scattered and retreated, running back to Gu Yuena's side.

Once the pain had subsided, Di Tian walked over to Thor.

"You dare to bring down divine lightning on our ferocious beasts again?"

"Dragon King! It's not up to me! There's someone above me!"

"I'm just asking if you dare?!"

The one above was also someone Di Tian didn't dare to provoke, that was the guy who split the Dragon God in half.

"I dare not... I dare not... I'll never dare again!"

"I'm telling you, if you go back and try to trouble us again, if we could summon you here once, there can be a second time, and the second time, you might not be able to return!"

Listening to Di Tian's threatening words, Thor immediately started kowtowing gratefully: "Thank you, Dragon King, for sparing my life! Thank you, Dragon King, for sparing my life!"

"Get out of here!"

"How should I leave?"

At this moment, Di Tian looked back at Lin Yi, and Thor also turned to look.

They saw Lin Yi raise his sword finger, pointing towards Thor, a point of rainbow light blooming at his fingertip. With an upward flick of his finger, Thor shot up into the sky like he was on a rocket.

A beam of golden light emitted from the sky, drawing his body into it, and then he disappeared.

A simple "Return to City" ritual was thus completed.

Di Tian turned his head to survey the surroundings as the light shield also disappeared with it.

And at the same time, he suddenly felt his body weaken.

No, not weaken, but return to its original state. Having experienced the strength that surpassed gods, he now viewed his former peak-level strength as if he were looking at a weakling.

He finally understood where the confidence of these gods came from.

It was strength.

Di Tian swallowed hard; he still couldn't quite believe what had just happened.

He had actually indulged in the addiction of beating up a god in front of everyone!

That was awesome!

"Thank you, Senior Lin Yi, for giving me this opportunity. I am eternally grateful."

"You put out the damage, I simply helped you fulfill your desire, it's no big deal," Lin Yi responded.

But what surprised him even more was that Bi Ji could actually lift Mjölnir.

He could believe Bi Ji was just and kind, but what he couldn't figure out was how this silly and stupid goose managed to gain the recognition of Mjölnir?

Had the hammer lost its wits? Or did it just stop operating properly whenever it saw a good-looking woman?

Just a touch and it submits, right?

His grandmother's, Lin Yi couldn't accept it, why should Bi Ji be treated the same as him.

He could make Bi Ji cry with a single punch; could Bi Ji make him cry?

Lin Yi looked at Di Tian and said, "Start the second attack."

"Yes!"

Di Tian looked at his right hand, somewhat nostalgic for that power that had surpassed the gods.

After all, the damage he dealt now really felt like it was being squeezed out from between his teeth.

The black scales covered his skin again, Di Tian raised his right hand, and the nine-colored light clung to his palm.

White light, black darkness, red fire, blue wind, the elements began to surge.

Di Tian felt he needed to study how to integrate the damage from the elements to maximize it.

After all, Gu Yuena's elemental fusion damage increased by tens or hundreds of thousands, but Di Tian could only increase one element, raising the damage by only ten or twenty thousand.

He felt there must be something wrong... was it that only a mother dragon could control the power of the elements better?

A dragon's roar suddenly arose, Di Tian swung his claws, the nine-colored light was incredibly mesmerizing, the sky grew dark, and the shadow of a tall fierce beast, its outline unclear, stood between heaven and earth.

The Dragon God granted Di Tian the greatest deterrence. Clad in darkness, the claw's shadow enveloped in light, dark, fire, and wind struck at Lin Yi, and at the moment of contact with his body, all sorts of energies, including the elements, exploded outward.

Lin Yi, like a nanny once again, gathered all the outwardly spilling damage upon himself.

Indeed, Di Tian's current state was one of possessing great abilities yet utilizing them poorly; if he could use his power better, the damage would definitely reach a new level.

Facing the damage rebound, a black dragon's shadow lingered and grew around him. Di Tian took this level of damage rebound very seriously, so he was more attentive in his countering than last time.

"Awww—"

The huge body of the black dragon was as big as the entire platform, wrapping around Di Tian's body, a pair of golden vertical pupils like lanterns in the night, coldly staring at Lin Yi.

Di Tian charged forward, his black-scaled covered right fist thundering out, the black dragon following the impact onto the damage rebound, finally ending with the unyielding roar of the black dragon.

The black dragon turned into a wisp of smoke and vanished, Di Tian's bright golden eyes returned to black.

Lin Yi looked at the panel.

[Health lost: 756387]

[Remaining health: 899907346324]

[Damage Level: Gold (Novice)]

[Random Reward: Gourmet Cooking Challenge Card*1]

[Host Reward: Gourmet Cooking Challenge Card*3]

As expected, this was a Prop Card.

Lin Yi glanced at the comment, indeed as he had guessed.

The System would randomly provide Di Tian with a delicacy from the Myriad Realms. The first requirement was that if he tasted and then successfully replicated it, he must then randomly select an audience member to taste it; if they gave a good review, only then would the challenge be deemed successful.

Lin Yi would randomly draw the name of this delicacy for Di Tian.

"Damage 756387, Golden Junior, your reward is a Gourmet Cooking Challenge Card, it's a Prop Card; successful challenge completion will upgrade its quality," Lin Yi said.

"Next, I will draw a delicacy for you. If you taste the flavors and correctly replicate it, then randomly select someone to taste it; if they give a good review, you have completed the challenge," he continued.

Upon hearing this, Di Tian felt overjoyed.

He had the skill of the God of Food! How could he possibly fail to replicate it?!

At that moment, Lin Yi looked at the result of the food draw on the panel.

[Nine-Turn Intestines]

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