Dorne's Great Heaven
An 'What if' scenario. How would Westeros fare if one of the 4 greatest generals of Ancient China were to be re-incarnated in war-torn Westeros. A general with unparalleled military skills is re-incarnated into House Martell, which fundamentally alters the future of Westeros. Absolutely non-compliant with Canon. Now, War, Politics and Scheming take on a whole new level in Westeros. This is a crossover of Game Of Thrones x Kingdom This great story was written by adrienskywalker who is an amazing talented author with several great stories that you should check out.
Chapter 28: Omake: Why Balon is an idiot!
"Are you daft, brother?" Aeron 'Damphair' Greyjoy to Balon 'Iron King' Greyjoy.
"Are you sure you want me to do … this?" Victarion 'Iron Captain' Greyjoy.
"Screw you and your dreams, arsehole!" Euron 'Crow's Eye' Greyjoy.
"One does not simply sail into Dorne and challenge Quentyn Martell to war! Its seas are guarded by more than just the Redwyne Navy! Those evil bastards are ever vigilant and do not sleep! And 'The Monster of Dorne' is ever watchful for any threats! Not with 10,000 long ships could you do this! This is folly!" Rodrik 'The Reader' Harlaw as he opposed Balon Greyjoy's plans to begin his Rebellion by targeting the Southern Kingdom.
- From The follies of Balon Greyjoy, by Archamester Qyburn.
Author's note: Simply a bit of fun, but who knows might develop it in later arcs, if the reader's find it worth doing.