The Lout of the Bastos Family

The sound of laughter echoed all through the streets of the city.

The tavern had erupted into cheers as the young man and the dwarf concluded their drinking match in a spectacularly unsophisticated fashion. The once-proud competitors now clung to the table for dear life, their faces pale and stomachs revolting in unison.

"HAH! You dare compete with a dwarf, you lanky tw—Blurgghhhh!" The dwarf doubled over, unable to finish his sentence, a stream of partially digested ale escaping his lips.

"Serves you right!" the young man sputtered before succumbing to the same fate, vomiting so violently that the surrounding patrons erupted into a chorus of laughter.