The Prosecution's Main Course

"Hmph!" The woman said again as we all turned around to see who it was.

Long black hair flowed down her back, held in place on her head with a beret and hairpins. She wore a blue and gold striped suit that clung to her curves, accentuated by a blue skirt that lead onto nice looking legs covered in pantyhose. A small pair of glasses sat in front of fierce purple eyes that glared back at us. She had crossed arms and an attitude of absolute authority bearing down on us as she angrily drummed fingers against her arm.

Sena was the Royal Prosecutor of Belzerg. A woman we've had a few encounters with over the years. She was the one who called us whenever one our party found themselves in prison (which was all of us at some point or another). She'd also prosecuted Kazuma when he had to save the town from the spider mech, though it was mostly his own misplaced words that took it further than it needed to. At least I was able to save him back then...

"Hey, Ms. Prosecutor!" Kazuma cheerily waved.

Her head shot to him first. "Hello Satou Kazuma. I am unsurprised to hear about your recent job roll of Harem Knight."

"Oh, uh... thank-?"

"It was far from a compliment." She snapped, but then turned the angry eyes from Kazuma to me. "I had hoped you had decided to go against all traditions when you left your home, Lady Dustiness. Your transition to Harem Knight is truly dire news."

Her arm tapping threatened to rip a hole in her suit, I really didn't know what we'd done to anger her this much so quickly.

"S-sorry...?"

Sena clicked her tongue at me. "Tch. Pathetic." She hissed, making me shrink down a little behind Luna. She turned to the crowd, "And now all of you insipid workers are going to let her swoop in here and purchase your establishment? Just so you can sleep with him?!"

She gestured at Kazuma. A murmur returned in the crowd as the women who were praising him suddenly all were looking at Kazuma a little judgementally, making him a little sheepish to be put on the spot like this.

"What is your problem?!" I jumped up to defend him after putting Luna down, my height giving me an advantage to threaten the newest problem in my life.

She didn't even blink at my anger. "I cannot stand Harem Knights. They are just a bunch of perverted nobles that keep drifting into town to scoop up hard working citizens." She started walking towards me making me back up as she poked my chest angrily. "Pleasuring themselves all willy-nilly while us in the public defenders office have to clean up. I'm the one who has to take the reports from rejected husbands, abandoned partners, and jealous wives, and then prosecute those lovesick fools for not following protocol! Harem Knights make my life a living. Hell."

Wow, how far back did this normality go? Were these real events or just new memories for her?

Either way her being all up in my face and shouting triggered a defence mechanism in my brain.

"Well I think that the reason you're angry is because normally you're just jealous and desperately want to join a harem."

"Well of course it is!!" She yelled, grabbing the tracksuit to yell at me properly. "All these people getting swooped up and fucked, yet no one ever came to me! Am I not good enough to even be in a degenerate harem!?" She dropped my collar then went back to the table behind us to angrily swipe her drink from the table to down the last of it. Wiping her mouth she continued, "I've dealt with hundreds of Harem Knights and the legions of satisfied women they've left in their path, yet they always ignore me! Year after year and I see the complete freaks they have sex with! What the hell is wrong with m-!"

Her face finally fizzled out of anger and changed to surprise when Aqua wrapped her arms around Sena's body from behind.

With her gentle, goddess voice Aqua soothedly spoke, "It's okay, mean lady. You can join our harem if you want."

"W-what?!" Sena asked in shock. Turning to look like she had just seen a ghost.

"Yeah, you sure about this Aqua?" Kazuma asked, feeling a little more confident in himself again and reaching an arm around the Luna I'd left behind.

Aqua nodded, "I'm a head too, right? So I get to pick girls as well. And I felt really bad listening to her lonely story about dealing with everyone and wanted to help out by giving her lots of kisses."

He gave her a bemused smile, "You'd be a little too easy to seduce but your sentiment makes sense. I've always thought Sena was cute when she goes gap-moe mode, so I don't mind."

"Cute? Kisses? Y-you guys are serious aren't you... I get to be part of your harem?" Sena spoke, still a little flabbergasted.

"You'll have to have sex with him." I angrily gestured to Kazuma. He looked a mix between confused at what I was doing and happy that he got to have sex with her.

Sena looked very apologetic, nearly tearful. "Oh god, I'm so sorry. I-It's been so long since I was even considered... I was just so jealous, please don't hold it against me." She deeply bowed to me. I'm sure she would have even got on the floor to beg, she did seem genuinely sorry so I cooled off my temper. I have a plan for her either way.

I placed my hand on both of her shoulders one after the other. "Welcome to the Dustiness-Ford Harem Sena. I dub thee our official harem inspector! It's your job to make sure everyone stays healthy and happy in the harem while also keeping track of the admin of the group."

She raised herself up with the largest smile I'd ever seen on the prosecutor. "Thank you... It sounds like a lot of work, but for the sake of... my harem, I'll do all of it. I will not let you down my lady." She beamed and I couldn't help but smile back.

"Yay! Aqua did good!" Aqua cheered, rehugging Sena from behind but this time grabbing two handfuls of suit covered breast. "You'll get to thank me a lot when I sit on your face. Isn't that great?" Sena just stared back at her with shocked awe and growing excitement.

"Oioi, what about us Lady Darkness?" Asked one of the staff in the crowd. A growing confusion in the crowd as to where they stood in the harem.

Suddenly Sena's expression changed to serious and she broke away from Aqua's hands. "I'll handle this mistress. I trust you brought the business acquisition forms for your harem?"

She was staring right at me, forms? "Oh, uh... no."

The prosecutor raised an eyebrow, "Very well. I should be able to have them made promptly, I'll just need all three of your Harem Licences."

...

"My mistress, you do have those don't you?"

"...hypothetically, if we didn't?"

Sena sighed, folding her arms in frustration this time. "It means that only a few of your claims have any legal standing. Since you have knighted Satou Kazuma and Aqua their titles and ranks stay. And as you have dubbed me as your secretary I can keep that title as a job for now, but your acquisition of Luna and the guild will be only an informal one until I can gather the necessary paperwork."

I had no idea I'd created so much work for myself, I just wanted girls to fuck Kazuma not make an entire wing of legal documentation. "Wow, you really do know your stuff." I said, genuinely thankful I made her secretary.

"Thank you for your praise mistress Darkness." She bowed again, really leaning into the role with a faint smile on her lips.

"Making the harem sound all business makes me feel weird." Aqua murmured, staring at Sena. "Like scared, but horny as well. How are you doing that?"

Sena just blushed, "I-, um, t-thank you mistress Aqua..."

"So I'm not a part of your harem?" asked a disappointed Luna in Kazuma's arms.

The prosecutor shook her head. "Not yet. When I leave here I will make the arrangements to have the licences delivered to your house in the morning, but I will need a few extra days to process the guild's acquisition."

I looked down and stroked Luna's face. "So that means you'll be ours in the morning." I hummed, Luna rubbing her face into my touch.

"And the rest of us? We're just waiting a few days?" asked Emma who had sat down next to the abandoned and slightly annoyed Harriet.

Sena was handling the constant questions like a champ, as expected from a prosecutor. "The two heads can make informal purchases of you as individuals until tomorrow, at which point everything will become official."

Everyone seemed to be appeased at that. Most were willing to just wait a couple of days before joining and others were trying to skip the wait by flashing the three of us or putting a hand on Aqua's shoulder.

"A-and we're going to get licenses?" Asked Kazuma, not fully able to tear his eyes away from the desperate girls.

She readjusted her glasses. "I will need to perform at least one check-up on the heads to make sure standards are being met." Sena responded before looking at Luna. "Is there anywhere in this building I would be able to perform my duty in relative privacy?"

Luna had mostly tuned out while being half groped by Kazuma. "Oh, um, the emergency planning room isn't being used, but you might be interrupted if the Demon Lord attacks."

Sena nodded. "I'll take the risk. Mistress Darkness, Master Satou Kazuma, would you two please join me for the check-up now?"

We followed Sena upstairs, though we were her owners her air of authority really did a number on us as we found ourselves following her directions with minimal resistance. The three of us sat in the empty planning room, Sena and Kazuma on chairs facing each other with an arm leaning on the round table while I had grabbed a chair to sit to the side. Sena had also grabbed a few items as we entered, mostly a pen and clipboard for writing notes on. We'd left Aqua downstairs to enjoy a few of the women by herself. She can't get into too much trouble by herself... hmm, even my thoughts knew that was a big lie. Oh well, we were about to own this guild anyway.

Sena cleared her throat, not dropping her very professional attitude for even a second. "Well then, Master Satou Kazuma. You will be judged on two factions today, body and spirit. You must have both in top shape if you are to be leading a harem."

"R-right." Kazuma nodded, still a little off guard when it came to Sena.

"Starting with spirit, I'll be using this..." Sena spoke, bringing out a small bell device from her pocket. "...to ask you questions, I believe you are familiar with this device?"

He nodded, "Yeah, it makes a ding when I lie."

"Very good. I'll demonstrate as we had issues with it last time I prosec-" She cleared her throat to cut herself off, not wanting to remind the room of her antagonistical past. Instead addressing the bell, "I am a big purple monster working for the Demon King."

Ding!

She wrote on her pad. "All good. Let us hope this bell does not malfunction. I am only using it here as a safety net, just answer truthfully and there will be no issue." Sena explained, "To begin the questions, what is your sexual orientation?"

"Women." He replied, looking at me and making me smile.

Scribble on the pad, "Age?"

"19"

"Your preferred body type?"

"Lately it's been... tall 'n busty." He looked at me again with a cheeky smile, this time making me blush.

Sena just noted it down. "What is your ideal future? As in, do you want to spend your life in the harem, or would you have preferred a simple life of monogamy?"

He spent a bit more time thinking of this one, "I guess... I'm in the harem life now. No marriage for Kazuma, got to be responsible for the duties I've been given." He replied, looking a little sad in the eyes. It was a look I didn't want from him, maybe he was still thinking about what could have been with Megumin...

"Actually!" I blurted out, "I make the rules and say that if you want to live a life separate from the harem then that's allowed. Your duties can be treated as a job instead of your entire world. If you want."

"So I will still need to find a husband. Wonderful." Sena mumbled to herself with a sigh.

Kazuma gestured to me, "She did say can be, that should give you some wiggle room."

She just adjusted her glasses again, "I appreciate the concern but it's a personal matter. Next question, what is your penis size? This will also be checked in the body section."

"Oh, uh, I dunno, average?" He flustered.

Ding!

"Big." I said instead, earning no ding. It was Kazuma's turn to blush a little, I was definitely going to rip that modesty away from him.

"A few of these questions can be held off until a later date and are more for my own personal records, such as thickness of ejaculate and favourite positions etc." She hummed, still writing away but I couldn't tell you what. "For the last question, what do you want out of a harem?"

He looked back at me then to the bell, "...companionship?"

Ding!

"A sense of duty to the noble family Dustiness?"

Ding!

He hung his head down. "Sex. I want sex. I had good sex with Darkness and Aqua now I want more sex. Sex with lots of girls."

With no more dings sounding Sena was satisfied. "No need to be ashamed, it would be a bad for you to dislike your duties considering the amount of sex you must have for your harem." She casually explained while finishing her writing on the pad. "For now, you are now done with Spirit, unless there's any questions you would like to ask at this junction?" She asked me, I thought for a second before seeing an opportunity. Shimmying over to Sena and whispering in her ear. "The lady Darkness asks what you think of her."

He didn't need a second to respond. "She's hot." No ding.

I giggled but whispered in Sena's ear again. "Further than that. She wants to know how you think of her sexually and… romantically"

"Doesn't seem very relevant to the harem." he replied with a raised eyebrow.

Sena just stared at him, "I do as I am commanded."

He sighed and gave a slight scowl at the bell as he gathered some courage. "Well first of all she's nuts." He exhaled, making me a little worried. "But these last few days that extra crazy side hasn't really come out. It's ironic with those earrings she's wearing but she's almost seemed downright normal." He looked at me while scratching his cheek. "And… I've had a lot of fun with her. The breakup I just went through was pretty rough but somehow just spending time with Darkness has been great. I guess... I want to keep seeing where this road takes me. Even if part of me misses that part of our friendship of me shouting at her for being a weirdo."

My head was beat red at his words. It was the nicest thing he'd said to me in some time, I couldn't believe he was thinking about me so much. I was worried that he'd just gone alone with everything because it was normal and never really thought about it or me. I shimmied my chair around and sat next to Kazuma, leaning my head on his shoulder and hugging his arm as he reached his hand around to stroke my heated face.

"Well she seems satisfied with that answer." said Sena as she scribbled some more on her paper before punctuating it with one final jab of her pen, then dropping it and turning to us. "Time for the body test."

Kazuma kept comforting me but did turn back to Sena. "What do I have to do for that?"

"First I will ask you to get naked. Then you will perform coitus on Lady Darkness here while I judge your depth, load, and satisfaction levels."

As horny as I was after Kazuma had said those nice things to me... I had a different plan. I leant off of Kazuma and pointed at our prosecutor.

"Sena, we need to check your body as well so why don't you 'perform coitus' on Kazuma?"

Her eyes went wide briefly before she collected herself. "I-if that is what you wish Lady Darkness then I shall not refuse." She then turned to Kazuma, blush slowly forming on her face. "It's unorthodox but... please treat me well Master." She then leant herself forward over the round table, reaching back to flip her skirt over her large ass to present her panties and pantyhose.

Kazuma just smirked, quickly getting undressed. "See? This is the gap moe I was telling you about."

"She is rather cute when she's excited." I agreed, placing a hand on her ass and giving it a thick squeeze through the fabric. It made her squeak in response, pursed lips trying to hold back any emotions as she looked back at her two masters admiring her body. "And hiding such a thick ass for my Kazuma to ravage. You've probably been waiting for this day for so long, you're such a naughty prosecutor aren't you?"

She whined at my teasing. "N-no..." Ding! the bell suddenly rung out. Sena just turned her head quickly away from us, hiding her face in her hands.

"You're lying Ms. Prosecutor?" Kazuma giggled, "Why don't we ask you a question that you have to answer truthfully to see how naughty you are. Back then, when you were in our party and inside the toad... what did you really think of it?"

She shut her lips tightly, shaking her head back and forth. Her face begging not to answer. I shared a light laugh with Kazuma who at this point had stripped out of clothes with rock hard cock bobbing in the open air. I loved how he wasn't concerned we were in a somewhat public building, perhaps I really was ripping away his modesty. Helping the process I reached forwards and ripped open Sena's pantyhose, shifting her panties to one side to give us both a view of her dripping cunt. The excitement clearly getting the better of her.

Sena looked back at us again with big pleading eyes. I carefully caught Kazuma's dick and lined the two sexes up, stroking his cockhead along her pussy to let her get the feel for it. Sena's ass was shaking in anticipation and her mouth was quivering, the first time in a while I've seen the girl be lost for words.

No one wanting to wait any longer, Kazuma plunged inside her pussy. I watched as her voice synchronised with her walls stretching out to Kazuma's dick. He wasn't able to get very far into her before needing to leave her tight hole, bringing blood back with his outward stroke.

"You were a virgin?" Kazuma asked, surprised. "I guess you are as tight as one..."

"O-of course not!" Ding! "...maybe..." Ding! "Alright! Yes, I was a virgin. Please do not hold that against me, I can still be a good asset to your harem!" She desperately pleaded, an extra whine in her voice as she struggled to deal with the invading meat.

I sat up on the table and caressed her hand. "It's okay, it's okay." I brought her hand up to my mouth to kiss the back of it, "Kazuma took my virginity too. Now he can own both of us fully, don't you think?"

Sena nodded with tightly clenched lips. Trying to hold herself back still as Kazuma began to thrust back into her slowly. Gripping her hips and taking his time to go a little deeper each time to not overwhelm the woman. But that seemed impossible because when his long cock finally bottomed out inside her she suddenly shuddered and gasped out. "Ahhhh!!!~"

"Woah." Kazuma said, "How backed up were you? That was almost too easy." He chuckled, stroking her hair a little as she continued to shudder.

She hid her blushing face against the wood, "I'm sorry... I-it's been... a while since I was able to... relieve myself, and I got too excited..."

The poor prosecutor was already a pitiful puddle. Tears and sweat down her gasping face, drool leaking out her mouth, and her wet pussy was sucking down Kazuma so hungrily. Instead of giving her a chance to rest though, Kazuma started moving again. Enjoying the slick hole she was providing for him to claim her virginity properly. His instincts clearly knew how to make each woman he was feel special, instead of the roughness he gave my pleased pussy he was gently treating her to an almost grinding slowness, only speeding up in the final inch to make her sharply moan.

"S-size; definitely big." Sena mumbled, squeezing my hand a little as Kazuma slammed her again. I was happy to play assist again for Kazuma but he changed that idea when he reached away from her hips to dive his hand into my/his waistband to finger me. I always appreciated his expert massage of my privates, and he clearly wanted to show his prowess in handling two women. I slipped down the pants to give him full access, letting him caress my folds with the same instinctual intelligence his penis provided. Deep, rough thrusts, just how I liked it.

Sena was a mess. She'd orgasmed another four times during Kazuma's powerful thrusting, and she was already building to a fifth. The prosecutor knew this was quickly becoming an addiction, so happy that she was already in the harem of her dreams with a raging bull like Kazuma. The boy who was sometimes named Crapzuma around town and that had given her so much trouble over the years had never crossed her mind when it came to sex, but with every thrust he was inserting himself into all her fantasies for the future. "Satisfaction: Extraordinary!" She cheered, "Please continue to provide excellent results for the final test!"

I hummed into Kazuma's touch. "You want him to provide a big load do you Sena? I wonder why that could be?" I hummed, flipping her over onto her back and opening her shirt to play with her tits.

"I-I'm unsure... what you -ah!- mean mistress."

"I'm saying it's okay to be excited, your body clock is ticking and you've been waiting so looonnngggg." I moaned as Kazuma curled his finger. "It's... it's perfectly normal for you to be baby crazy."

Her legs suddenly shot up and wrapped around Kazuma's back. "PLEASE SHOOT IT DEEP! CUM IN ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN SO I CAN START CARRYING YOUR BABIES!" Sena yelled, the quiet prosecutor a thing of the past. "INSEMINATE ME! PLEASE! I JUST WANT TO FEEL YOUR BABY BATTER SPREADING THROUGHOUT MY PUSSSSYYYYY!!!!!!"

She sat up and wrapped her arms around Kazuma's neck, the surprised boy suddenly wrapped into a kiss with the sexy prosecutor. Sena wasn't super knowledgeable when it came to sex, but she was clearly book smart and was trying everything to get the cream from Kazuma as quickly as she could. Tongue intertwined with his, hand in his hair and on his ass, breasts mashing up against his chest as she tried to push him further up inside her. "Do it! PLEase! You must impregnate me Satou Kazuma! I want enough that you give me triplets! My body is your fertile field to sew your oats over and over again! PLEASE!"

Her demands were clearly too erotic for Kazuma to handle. He groaned out something that was completely unheard over Sena's cataclysmic scream of "YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" As the two spasmed together in unison. She orgasmed hard, as soon as the first spurt of cum entered her womb she was happier than she'd ever felt. Her eggs becoming drenched in white hot jizz as they had been craving for so long. Finally, she would be a mom.

The two panted there together for a little while before he lay her down. Sena spread out on the table, holding her pussy to make sure not a single drop spilled.

"You pass with flying colours."

After that I left them for a second to go get Aqua for her turn.

"Hey Darkness!" I heard her shout as I came down the stairs. "I found my third favourite treat!" She cheered, currently sitting with Harriet and another redheaded girl sat on top of the table in front of her. The two were spread legs without anything covering their presented pussies under their skirts. The goddess had a big glass of alcohol in her hand and slowly poured it down Harriet's abdomen before reaching forwards and drinking from her honeypot. As I approached I saw how drunk her and the girls were currently, big smiles on red faces. Aqua then popped off the squirming woman with a messy smile, "Booze and pussy! Taste's so gooood! Just behind -hic- Kazuma and you for treat scale! Hehehehe~!"

I smiled at the drunken perv. Part of me annoyed she'd gotten hammered in the time we left her, but mostly just proud. "That's great Aqua, but we need you to get fucked by Kazuma for your licence right now. That okay?"

She beamed up at me and stretched her arms up. I scooped her up draped her over my shoulder, the light woman never being a problem to carry.

"Hurry back Aqua!" Harriet called out as we walked away. "Please use me to masturbate whenever you want!"

Soon enough Aqua was riding Kazuma reverse cowgirl, an even more drunken look on her face as her tongue lolled from her mouth.

Sena scratched her chin. "Hmm. Her mind seems to have broken from dick quicker than any Harem member I've ever seen. Is this a problem?"

I flustery came up with a lie. "She has some… unique traits from her Arch-Priest training. It's mostly just that she loves Kazuma's dick. Consider it a perk."

"Very well." She nodded before frowning slightly at Aqua's cock drunk face. "Perhaps I would have been a better devotee to the church if I knew there were... perks such as this."

I decided not to tell her it's because Aqua's a goddess, and definitely not because of my magic earrings. Some things could be kept a secret by her masters. Not that Aqua was going to tell anyway, she was absolutely shitfaced and babbling like a madwoman.

We exited the guild again. After a thorough checking we had left Sena to do paperwork, though she said she'd be back tomorrow to do checkups on the rest of the guild staff. The staff who were currently waving at us goodbye and making us swear to return with the paperwork as soon as possible.

It was coming up to afternoon and the markets were winding down. The fresh produce vendors had already shut and most of the people looking around were just regulars. Aqua was drunkenly running around being lecherous and making women feel very sensitive elbows and noses for her own amusement. I was walking calmly with Kazuma, we were wrapped in each other's arms side by side. Sure, I was taller than him so I couldn't snuggle properly but I hoped he didn't mind as I leant my head on his.

"Whew. Weird we'll soon own that place." Kazuma spoke after we crossed the small bridge that begun the walk up to the mansion.

I hummed in agreement. "Not only that, we'll need you to breed everyone in there for the good of the harem." I expected that to get an excited rise out of him, but instead he was frowning. "What's the matter Kazuma? Getting cold feet?"

He seemed a million miles away, looking out to Axel. "Not really. Just... thinking about the future I guess."

I wanted to ask him about it. To wrap him in my arms until everything was okay again. To find out if he really wasn't comfortable with this stuff and find his boundaries.

But none of that happened, once again we were interrupted.

"Darkness! I'm here to put a stop to you!"