Stupid wish and getting Issekaied

Hey guys how are you, i know its kind of stupid of me to write this but meh.

so me and my bro doing some random stuff like all other MAN OF CULTUREs were doing (Talking about what to do in this pandemic), Then suddenly a random thought came into my mind why not write a fanfiction sooo here i am HUE HUE HUE your one and only author kun ( don't mind me ).SO HERE WE GOOO .

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"oii oiiiii OIIII bakeyaro fooleyaro get your shit together",,,

"HAAAAH HOW COULD YOU BE SO CALM ABOUT THIS SHIT YOU DUMB LITTLE SHI-"

BAAM PAAW PAAW BOINK BOOOM "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU JUST CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME , OK"

SO , here me and my friend just got issekai into a diferent world or should i say just got caught into a different dimension or whatever this shit is happening to us.

last night we were just randomly talking about going into a vacation to chill out from all the work and assignment due work (heh heh) , but when we woke up we were in a temple or should i say in front of a life form with a humanoid structure that almost look like a human but at a same time doesn't look like that . Just standing in front of him is almost look like standing in front of a god lik- wha- wai- IS THIS WHAT I AM THINKING IT IS WE ARE IN FRONT OF A g-"who the fuck are you"says Dap //thats his nick name//

'this dumb little shit' "be reSPECTFUL YOU IDIOT" "HAAH WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOT"

'YOU OF COURSE, OK calm down and let see if my thinking is correct or not' i pinch his arm and here he goes shrieeking 'works every time heh heh' "so we are not in a dream ,hmmmm thats good" "wtf how pinching me confirm that you idiot" says dap "go with the flow hahahahaha" "ahem, ahem"suddenly the mystery figure or should i say god makes the sound in front of us . we both suddenly became awkward because we didn't know what and who is this person / In my case i just assuming , meh let's ask him /

"um who are you , sir" "Yeah who are you" we both say , and look at each other faces "heh' 'heh" , so now our attention is at him he just chant something and the next second we were suddenly in clouds FREAKING CLOUDS "what the hell where did he go"says dap "ahem,my childs turn around"says the mystery man .

When we move we can see him sitting in a glorius chair and damn thats some good work had done in that woodwork simply saying gorgeous .

"say who are you , and what do you want from us hmmm" i asked him , and he just chuckeld for some time and didn't say anything "who the f*** are you old man"says dap

and he didn't say anything AGAIN ,AWKWARD silence for another one minute . Suddenly he said "yeah yeah you both finally noticed that i am the one you called GOD"

and we just stared at him for a good ol minute and then we both become depressed and god just blinked "what the hell is wrong with both of you" "umm god could you tell us why are we here"says dap "my child don't get me wrong but your time was over in mortal realm so y-" "we both died huh"i said "sadly yes my boy"says god "OK , so what going to happen to both of us" god suddenly said "say you both want to go on a vacation , right?" we both nodded "so let see , hmmm say what about i send you to a world with magic , sounds great isn't it?" we both again nodded "so in your world that world known as DANMACHI" i suddenly say"whats the catch?" "yeah its too good to be true ? what are you plotting old man:" says dap god sigh and says"ok you got me ok it was me that you both dies and before you both start to become depressed i just want to say that only your souls are capable to save that world and i will take no not for an answer" we both become depressed again and he say " look your family will live a good life mark my word because i am the origin and i will never go back on my word ever "

and after some minutes "ok so you just kill us so that we can save your word is that it"

i asked him "yes my child and before you both suddenly asked for an overpowered system i gave you a warning that is not possible "says god,

"that is not good then how can we survive in that kind of world ?"says dap

"i will give you both two skills and one any type of magic for both of you

thats enough for level 1 and after that you both reach gain another level i will give you another skill and magic ,so is it good enough for both of you?"says god

"umm yeah thats good but we both want to change our appearance and want to be issekaied type there not reincarnate if thats okay with you"i asked

"hmm fair enough ,so tell me my child what are your wishes "says god

dap-" i want to be able to control smoke/mist and for magic it should be FORCE from star wars and second skill be overly cautious 'heh heh'"

"and i want my magic to be elementalist to be able to control elements and for skills

should be spatial storage and sharingan skills like copy what i m seeing and able to react faster than others , but i know it is somewhat overpowered therefore no genjutsu and mangekyou/rinegan for me right?"

God-"yes, that's correct my child , about your magic it will reduced to three elements wind , fire ,and lightning"

" ok so can you send us 5 years before bell starts his adventure "

God-"ok and before you both go here's my final gift for both of you 'smokeing pipe from HxH and admentium staff from Naruto and Nichrin blades from Kimetsu no yaiba for both of you choose what you want childrens"

dap-"coooollllll, i choose the pipe and Tanjirou blade"

"ok then i will take admantium staff and Rengoku blade 'heh and it suits me ,cool'"

God-"see you soon 'my sons' "

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