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Daily Life of A Caretaker

Okay, so I know I applied to become a caretaker, but I didn't sign up for having to experience all these crazy things! I'm just a simple guy!

ImBoredSoMehl · アニメ·コミックス
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145 Chs

Arc 5: Break - Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I own nothing, this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment.

Cross-over from various games, books, anime, manga, and movies.

The familiar characters you see here belong to their respected authors and owners.

"Speech"

Arc 5: Break - Chapter 7

I should have expected something like this sooner or later with Ruby. At least we managed to snag a few books to borrow and take with us to read outside the library.

"Honestly, Ruby? Couldn't you have waited until tonight?" Octavia scowls, her face buried deep in the book she's borrowed, doing her best to ignore the sounds Ruby is making.

Ruby tried to say something, but her words were muffled, her mouth still full as I thrust deep inside her.

"You know you could just get some earplugs, right?" Weiss said to Octavia, a playful edge to her voice.

"I don't want to hear anything from you right now." Octavia pushed herself further into the corner; her back turned to everyone. "If anything, right now, you don't have the right to give me advice."

Weiss shrugged, a mischievous smile curling her lips. "Fair enough." She chuckled, her eyes glinting as she climbed onto the bed, pressing her wet pussy against my face. Her scent was intoxicating as I plunged my tongue deep inside her, causing her to moan.

Ruby leans back, releasing my dick from her mouth as she takes a deep breath.

"As I was saying before, why are you in the corner of the bedroom when there's a perfect chair over there?" Ruby pointed at the Supreme Relaxing Chair I had brought out for Octavia. "Jin even made sure to form a barrier around it to make it soundproof so you won't hear us."

Weiss spoke up before Octavia could respond, her voice low and teasing. "I think Octavia just wants to peek at us while we're having sex, Ruby." She bit her lower lip, a sultry smile on her face as she grabbed the back of my head and guided me. "Oh, right there, Jin!" Weiss moved one leg after another around my shoulders, using me as a makeshift chair as I continued to lick the inside of her pussy.

"No one said anything about that." Octavia growled as she quickly made her way to the Supreme Relaxing Chair. A look of relief appeared on her face as she made the chair turn to face the wall.

Ruby had gone back to sucking my dick while I ate Weiss's pussy out.

Suddenly, I see a vision through the River of Time. Reacting instinctively, I grab Weiss by the butt and lean back, causing her to tumble forward.

"Jin?!" She exclaimed, her eyes wide.

I pushed Weiss off my face while I sat back up, snapping my fingers to use the Boundary Manipulation to make Ruby and Weiss fully clothed again. Ruby protested as I pulled my dick out of her mouth, and I quickly snapped my fingers again to make my pants reappear as well.

Right on time, a bright light flared in the bedroom, illuminating the space for a brief moment before it faded, leaving behind a new figure in the room.

Before everyone stood a strikingly beautiful girl with waist-length light blue hair, matching eyes, large breasts, long legs, wide hips, and a confident posture that emphasized her slim figure. Her hair was partially tied into a loop with a spherical clip, and she wore a sleeveless dark blue vest with white trimmings paired with a short miniskirt of the same color. A green bow adorned her chest, holding a blue gem in the center, while a translucent purple underskirt peeked beneath the hem of her skirt. Her detached white sleeves, accented with blue and golden trimmings, gave her an ethereal air, and thigh-high blue-heeled boots paired with white stockings completed her ensemble. Surrounding her was a translucent pink hagoromo, floating lightly like a divine aura.

It took me a moment to register who this was, but when I did, an unbidden expression of disgust spread across my face. Aqua—the Goddess of Water who guided young Japanese souls to the afterlife—from the series KonoSuba.

"Greetings, mortals, for you have laid your eyes on a goddess! Me, Aqua!" Aqua declared proudly, striking a triumphant pose. She then reached behind her back and produced a white envelope. "Who here is Sho Jin? I'm supposed to deliver this letter to that mortal."

"That's me." I said, taking the envelope from her hand. As I opened it, I couldn't resist asking, "Quick question: which pantheon are you from?"

"The Heaven pantheon—the best one there is!" Aqua smirked, puffing out her chest with pride. "If you want to join the Heaven pantheon, I could help you out, but you'd have to worship me as your goddess and praise me all the time."

Ruby, who had been quiet until now, leaned closer with a dark tone. "Does she have a screw loose or something?"

"I'm more concerned about why she's here in the first place." Weiss muttered, her brows furrowing as she crossed her arms.

Meanwhile, Octavia didn't react at all. She was engrossed in her library-borrowed book, flipping pages with practiced disinterest.

I unfolded the letter and began reading aloud. "Greetings, Sho Jin of the Eldritch pantheon. Please help us deal with Aqua, as she will now be under your care until the end of the high school term… or until she is kicked out. Do what you must, and in exchange, the Heaven pantheon will forgive you for the harsh deed you have committed in the past."

I lowered the letter, blinking as Aqua's oblivious smile remained firmly in place. My mind raced as I tried to piece it together.

What's the chance that this harsh deed was me ending up fucking Shouko Komi, crazy voices?

"You hear that? You must do everything to care for me." Aqua declared, her tone dripping with smug authority. "If not, you'll be stuck in the Eldritch pantheon—the worst pantheon to be in."

I felt a surge of murderous intent forming in my heart.

Oh shit.

With a dramatic gesture, Aqua placed a hand over her mouth, leaned forward conspiratorially, and glanced around before grinning. She whispered, as if sharing some forbidden knowledge, "Just so you know, those in the Eldritch pantheon tend to die repeatedly. The afterlife there is just to give you a new body to use—and send you back to die again." She stood upright, radiating self-satisfaction. "Now, in the Heaven pantheon, you get to stay in one of our many heavens and enjoy life to the fullest! Big difference, no? So it's in your best interest to gain my favor if you ever want to transfer over."

Ruby, Weiss, and I exchanged blank glances, then turned back to Aqua, all of us wearing equally deadpan expressions.

"I think she's the reason why it took so long for the Heaven pantheon to send someone." Ruby said dryly, with the voice of bemusement. "I mean, we already have Octavia from the Hell pantheon…"

"Do you think we could send her back?" Weiss muttered, glancing at her wristwatch, where Ghost helpfully displayed the current time. "It hasn't even been ten minutes, and I don't like her one bit."

"Oh, wait, there's more." I squinted at the letter, realizing additional text was hidden at the bottom. I cleared my throat and continued reading aloud. "If you successfully manage to get Aqua to finish high school, we will make you an honorary member of the Heaven pantheon…"

I stopped mid-sentence, my grip tightening on the letter as my eye twitched.

Oi! What kind of payment or reward is this?!

"See? The Heaven pantheon is on my side!" Aqua announced, puffing out her chest with unearned confidence. "So, you better do your best to earn my favors." She punctuated her declaration with a smug laugh that echoed through the room, growing increasingly grating with every passing second.

Ruby leaned closer to me, whispering behind her hand. "Is the letter serious right now? An honorary title? That's it?"

"I'm more concerned about how they think we can get her through high school." Weiss muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. "We've barely survived ten minutes with her."

In the background, Aqua continued laughing, entirely oblivious to the collective dread spreading through the room.

"Do you think she'd become a better person if you just... you know, fuck her, Jin?" Ruby whispered, leaning closer to me with a sly glint in her eyes.

"She's beautiful, sure." Weiss interjected before I could respond, crossing her arms with a skeptical look. "But what if she ends up being worse afterward? Do we really want to take that risk?"

I sighed, my gaze dropping back to the letter in my hands. My eyes flicked to the final line at the very bottom, almost hidden beneath the ornate signature.

Bang her if you must.

I blinked, rereading the words to confirm they were real. Yep, that's what it said. No explanation, no follow-up. It was just a casual suggestion tossed in at the end like it was nothing.

I resisted the urge to groan out loud, feeling the weight of Aqua's expectant gaze on me as she basked in her self-proclaimed glory. Meanwhile, Ruby and Weiss waited for my reaction, both ready to comment on my next choice.

"I know what I must do." I said in a low, determined voice. All eyes turned toward me, curiosity and caution flickering in Ruby and Weiss's expressions.

Without further explanation, I stood, walked over to Aqua, and lightly poked her forehead with my right index finger.

"Sleep!" I commanded, activating Boundary Manipulation to knock her unconscious instantly and without resistance.

Aqua crumpled to the ground like a marionette whose strings had been cut, her snores filling the room a moment later.

Ruby tilted her head, poking Aqua's side gingerly with her left foot. "Uh, are you planning on, you know... fucking her while she's asleep?"

"Wouldn't be the first time." Weiss muttered, crossing her arms and tapping her chin in mock contemplation. "I mean, Jin has a habit of going at it while we're unconscious. And besides, wouldn't this technically count as, you know, rape?"

Ruby winced. "Yikes. That's a pretty big yes, isn't it?"

I let out a long sigh, resisting the urge to roll my eyes at their banter. "For the record: no, I'm not planning on fucking her while she's asleep. And yes, Weiss, you're technically right, it would count as rape."

With that, I picked up Aqua and carried her over to the small bed—the one we'd all used before. Carefully, I laid her down, her peaceful (and annoyingly smug) sleeping face making it look like she had the best nap of her life ahead.

"Now that she's out of the way." I said, turning back to Ruby and Weiss, where they are on the larger bed of the room. "You two are getting really fast at taking your clothes off..."

"Is that a bad thing?" Ruby joked, her voice playful as she leaned forward onto the bed, arching her back to stick her butt out. With a cheeky grin, she reached back, spreading her cheeks wide to give me an unashamed view of both her holes.

"Well, no..." I admitted, blinking as the sight momentarily stole my words.

"Then why bring it up?" Weiss interjected with a smirk, lying on the bed. She leaned back on her elbows, her legs spreading slightly to reveal her pussy. "We're ready for you, Jin."

"Yeah." I muttered, my gaze shifting between Ruby and Weiss, each showing off for my attention in their own unique way. "You two definitely need my undivided attention. Aqua can wait... I'll deal with her later."

Ruby grinned, wiggling her hips slightly, her teasing nature on full display. "Good answer, Jin. We wouldn't want you distracted by her when we've got so much more... fun planned."

Weiss raised an eyebrow, still smirking. "Well, at least you're prioritizing properly. It'd be such a shame if you wasted time on her instead of focusing on us." Her tone was laced with sarcasm, but the slight flush of her cheeks gave away her expectation.

I chuckled softly, shaking my head as I moved closer to the bed. "You two are impossible, you know that?"

"We know." Ruby chimed in, her tone mischievous as she glanced over her shoulder, her eyes sparkling excitedly.