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Congratulations, You're Dead!

*Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding* *Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding* *Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding* "Uh, whatcha doing there System-chan?" *Ding**Ding**Ding**Ding* "You know they can't understand you right?" *Ding*

Farmer_Rebellion · ファンタジー
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#31 (18+)

"Apricot!" I may have amplified Faye's voice, just a little bit.

"Huh, zuh, whuh?" The pixie in question spins about in mid-air where I was levitating her. "Whut, where? Princess Faye, huh?"

"That's for shouting every five minutes when I was trying to sleep, dear." I say with a saccharine sweet smile on my face.

"You, you..." She gives me the stink eye and is about to cuss me out until I hold up a controller to remind her just who supplies her games. "You wonderful man, you." She finishes sweetly, making Amelia and me giggle.

"What's that?" The princess tilts her head, trying to get a better look.

"This is a new Rune based game I made last night, one Apricot got very excited about playing while I was trying to sleep." I present the controller to her and retrieve a second console cube from my inventory. "This is called Breakout, the goal is to break all the bricks by bouncing that little ball off of them. And, there's also a two player mode I call Pong, where you try to get the ball past the other person's paddle." I flip a switch to toggle the modes.

"Yet another remarkable device." Queen Vivian says from the doorway.

"Your Majesty. Mage Long." I bow to her, and nod to the Court Wizard. "It's just a diversion I thought up while trying to relax yesterday. The Countesses seem to like it, though." I stress the new title.

"Hah!" The old Mage snorts. "Sorry about that little surprise, lad. We received some troubling news, and Her Majesty decided that the dungeon was too important to leave in the hands of a mere baron. Thankfully your contributions were more than enough to excuse the sudden bump. Truthfully, the chocolate alone was enough to smooth over most ruffled feathers."

"Well, I suppose "the reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more", isn't it?" I quote Jonas Salk. "What need have you for us?"

"Well said." The Queen nods. "Cendassa has learned of the dungeon, and my spies report that they are amassing troops in secret, while publicly making waves about some nobody of a border baron and his run-away fiancé They will likely use this flimsy pretext as an excuse for an invasion."

"Abigail." Amelia hisses, causing The Queen to raise her eyebrow.

"Abigail Adeen. She passed through the dungeon, along with her aunt, while we were waiting for reinforcements. She is a newly Awakened Fire Mage, and her aunt Marta is a painter of some renowned." I elucidate.

"I know of both of them." Oliver adds. "It is good to learn exactly who the Cendassan's are after, thank you."

"Yes, thank you. I knew you would be useful, and you just keep proving that fact. Now, on to the meat of the matter. Larendath, We... I need your phone towers set up between here and Riverton as soon as possible. Cendassa has always been friendly, but that is only because we had nothing they wanted." She looks like she wants to spit.

"They are also much larger than us." Oliver adds. "Fortunately it's almost fall, and this winter looks to be a cold one. So, we should have until spring to prepare for war." That final word hits me like a tonne of bricks.

"I knew I should have destroyed that gods damned dungeon when we first found it." Only the Princess being in the room is keeping me from cursing up a blue streak. "If we destroy it now, will they back off?" I ask the Queen directly.

"No." Oliver answers flatly. "They'll want Larendath just in case another one forms here."

"Fine!" I practically spit out. "One week, and you'll have your towers. But I need supplies." I start ticking things off on my fingers. "I also need as much information as possible. I haven't even seen a proper map of Larendath yet. I need that, all the information you have on Cendassa and its forces, and every book on warfare available with a focus on how mages are likely to be used.

We also need our housing situation sorted. I'm sure your watchers have already reported what we want. You get to make it happen." His eyes widen slightly. "Oh, please. They're not that good. And last, but not least. We need to get married." I turn to Amelia and grab her hand, and look to Apricot who lands on both of ours a second later. "I'm not putting that off any longer."

"Done!" The Queen agrees resolutely. "Oliver, send a carriage for the Rialta's. I will marry the three of you, personally as soon as they get here."

"Oh, give me the phone Sorrel, I need to call them." Amelia starts pawing at my pockets in a panic.

"Here." I hand it to her. "And, I'm sorry. I know you had your hopes set on that ceremony."

"Don't be foolish." She swats me on the arm before moving away to call her parents.

"I'm sorry about all this, lad." Oliver apologizes, after using a wind spell to arrange for the coach. "But, will you truly be able to make enough towers in just a week?"

"You misunderstand." I give him a flat look. "I plan to have them installed in a week, and be back in our new home the day after, and hopefully sleeping for a week after that." I let out an exasperated sigh. "Remember those funny carriages from the movie? I've been wanting to try my hands at making one."

"Movie? Are you going to show another movie" Faye thaws the icy atmosphere that she missed completely while engrossed in playing Breakout.

"Hahaha. Sure." I chuckle, letting go of my tension. "How about Cinderella? It's about a girl that is treated like a scullery maid by her wicked stepmother and stepsisters, until the King throws a grand ball and invites every maiden in the entire kingdom in order to find a wife for the Prince." I smile at the look in her eyes.

"Oh, please. Can we watch it during lunch? Can we mommy?"

"If Master Rumex says it's alright." She bows her head to me slightly.

***

"I now pronounce you Husband, and Wife, and Wife." *Ding**Ding**Ding* System-chan rings out once the Queen speaks the finishing line of the ceremony.

"Oh, Temmie!" Apricot starts crying. "Sizeshift!" She activates and unfamilliar skill, and a second later... She's human sized and hugging us, while tears run down all our faces. "You know how to give the best wedding gifts."

"Oh, you are getting so much chocolate after this." I tell her before kissing my brides, tears and all.

"Ahh! Apricot, you got big." The princess squeaks from where she's standing with Wizard Long. Everyone cracks up laughing at this. She had already gone to bed before our big dance at the gala, so she hasn't seen Apricot like this before.

The girls hadn't decided on wedding dresses yet. So, we all changed into our clothes from the gala for the ceremony. And, thankfully Apricot's new skill includes the clothing she's wearing.

There's just the eight of us here in the palace's chapel,The Queen officiating over the three of us. Her daughter, Faye, and Oliver to one side, with Amelia's parents to the other.

The princess was practically bouncing off the walls earlier when she learned we were going to be married today. She even had me stop the movie, and rushed us all over here as soon as Kaitlyn and Turner arrived and she learned about our plans.

"Yes she did get big." Amelia agrees and kisses her new wife.

***

I toss my human sized pixie down on the bed, and rip the dress off of her with magic. "I've been waiting for this since you joined us." My voice comes out in a low growl.

"You're not the only one." Amelia purrs. "No more minute long teases, I can finally fuck you." She crawls up onto Apricot as I make her clothes disappear too.

"Push yourself against her." I order, my cock already as stiff as a board. "I want our first time as husband and wives to be all together."

"Yes, slide it between us while I grind on her." My wife starts doing just that to her wife.

"Oh, I've got something even better in mind." I chuckle evilly and use Shapeshift to grow a second member.

"I forgot you could do that." Amelia looks over her shoulder and pants at the sight of what's to come.

I just grin and line myself up with both of their openings. "I love you." I say as I slide inside both of them at once.

"Oh, Sorrel. Nng." Apricot groans. "Fuck me... Fuck us, please."

Amelia doesn't even slow down her grinding while I pump into them. And I can feel Apricot starting to tighten around me already. It takes only moments before her first orgasm washes through her and down the bond into Amelia.

As they both spasm around me, I lean forward to grab Amelia's breasts with my hands while my vines stretch forward to tease Apricot's nipples. Hers aren't as sensitive as our little Water Mage's, but when the bond is wide open like this. That doesn't make much difference.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck..." My orange haired bride pants out over and over as their sensations twine together. "Harder, please. I need more." Her hips start bucking as I comply with her begging.

"Nng, fuck. I'm already close." I don't stop, or even slow down, though. I pick up the pace even more instead and give my wives the fucking they deserve.

""AAAAHHHHHHH!!!"" They scream out together, and clamp down even harder onto my twinned cocks. It's too much for me and my movements soon turn jerky as I spasm and spurt inside them.

Panting, I collapse on top of Amelia. Pressing her even harder onto Apricot's wetness, and eliciting another small round of shivers.

"Damn!" I swear. "I don't know how you girls do that double sensation thing every time." I roll over and let my dicks slide out of them as I try to catch my breath.

"I don't know how I did without it before." Amelia giggles.

"Ain't that the fucking truth." Apricot agrees.

"You'd better get used to it too, babe." Amelia pulls herself up and manhandles her wife onto my lap. Grabbing the base of my flagging penis, she squeezes enough to stiffen it and guides it into her lover's pussy. "Let's see how long you last getting fucked and sucked at the same time." She drops to her knees and proceeds to lick from the base of my shaft to the tip. "Mmm, you taste just like her."

"Oh fuck, this is even worse than when I do the mini-me thing." I say as she starts twirling her tongue around my glans. And, just like that, I'm instantly hard again.

Not to be outdone, Apricot starts rocking her hips. Starting out slow, she spins her hips in a small circle, mimicking the tongue that's teasing my other cock. Then, working together like they planned it, Amelia lakes me into her mouth while Apricot starts moving up and down on my shaft.

"Nng." I grunt and grab hold of Apricot's hips. "Did you two plan this? Oh, this is amazing."

"Not amazing enough if you can still speak." Apricot laughs and starts bouncing up and down faster. My hips buck up to meet her involuntarily, and cause Amelia to gag on my cock.

"Easy there babe." She chuckles but doesn't start sucking again. Instead, she strokes me off while leaning forward to suck on some pixie pussy. "Oh sweetie, I love the way you taste."

"Yes, yes, yes." Apricot pants out as her wetness clenches around my shaft. "AAAhhhhnnnn..." She shudders and moans.

"Hahaha." Amelia laughs out. "Sorrel said you were a squirter, I see what he means now."

"Yeah, she loves making a mess." I smile and twirl the twitching pixie around in my lap, so I can see her face. "Gods, I love that look you get."

"Sorry, but I'm going to have to block your view." Amelia says with a sly smile before climbing up next to me.

Turning around, she then straddles my face before bending forward and guiding Apricot onto my lower dick. I let the vines holding Apricot do all the work, so I that don't accidently gag Amelia again. And, she repays my consideration by taking the whole of my cock into her mouth and down her throat.

"Nnh." I moan into her sweet little slit. "If you keep doing that, and I'm going to end up cumming down your throat." I warn her.

"Do it." Apricot begs. "She wants you to." The pixie starts working her hips in time to Amelia's movements again, and it's all I can do to keep from thrusting my hips into her.

My vines quicken their pace, making Apricot bounce up and down even harder. All while my hands knead Amelia's ass as I suck on her clit. Normally it's too much for her, but when they're both a couple orgasms in, she can just about handle it.

"I'm close." I mumble a warning into Amelia's pussy. They both start moving even faster, trying to milk the load from all four of my balls. "Nnh. Nng. Ahhnnn. Ohhh, fuuuuuuck." I grunt and groan, and spill my seed deep inside both of them.

Amelia doesn't come up for air until she can feel that I've spent every last drop. She then takes a quick breath before going back to suck on the tip again, making sure she really did get every last drop.

"Mmm, delicious." She says after smacking her lips. "Both you and Apricot have the sweetest tastes." Her tongue flicks out to tease her Fae lover, making her and then me shiver. "Let her up, I want to taste the both of you mixed together again."

I loosen my hold on her waist, and the pixie stands up, sliding off of my cock with a soft plop. Amelia grabs hold of my glistening member and starts licking it clean, and Apricot goes down to her knees to join her wife in her new favorite treat.

"Save some for me." Apricot whines and starts sucking on the tip.

"Fuck." I grunt. "Too soon." I try to pull away but she's got a death grip on me and a gleam in her eyes. "Oh, no!" I pant.

"Oh yes." Amelia counters and takes my other tip into her mouth.

They both moan and hum and suck on the tips of my penises while stroking the shafts faster and faster, trying to force me to cum again. I buck and thrash trying to throw them off, but Amelia's lying on me with her thighs wrapped around my head, and Apricot's got my legs pinned. So, I have no choice but to endure it as they milk another cumshot from my already drained nuts.

"FFFFFfffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkk....." I scream into Amelia's center as my third orgasm in just a few minutes rips through me. I'm left panting as they squeeze my cocks and suck down my load. "Please, no more." I gasp out as they finally release me.

"I'll give you ten minutes and then I want you hard again." Amelia demands with a squeeze of my flagging phallus. "You can just watch us for now." She grabs Apricot and throws her down next to me.

"Oh, I love it when she takes charge." The pixie giggles and leans over to lick her lover's stickiness my lips. I just lay there panting, and hoping I'll be ready for round four in time.

***

The next morning I find myself sandwiched between my wives. We're in one of the royal guests suites; The Queen let us have the room to 'celebrate' the wedding, and boy did we. I even had to repair the bed... a couple times. Let's just say that both Amelia and Apricot were very happy that she was human sized, and they were more than willing to share their enthusiasm.

Unfortunately, they're both still fast asleep, while I'm stuck here with images of war keeping me awake. I was able to put it out of my head yesterday, but it's all I can think about now. The girls don't really understand what's coming, I doubt even Queen Vivian does. Not really. But I've seen this play out dozens of times in the news, and hundreds of times in books and movies. Country B has something Country A really wants, so Country A does whatever it takes to get it.

'I used to like reading history about wars, but it's a lot different when you're about to live through it.' I sigh to myself. 'Fucking hell, a couple machine guns and I could end this war. But what then?' I decide then and there that I can't introduce modern weapons, the concepts I've already introduced are bad enough.

I can't get up, but I can't sleep either. "Time to get to work, then." I mutter, and send my magical senses out to the castle's library. I find what I'm looking for on the wall in the back of the room. A map of the kingdom, and it shows enough of Cendassa to let me know that we are very lucky. Geographically speaking.

Larendath is bordered by the ocean to the East and South, with high cliffs covering much of the coastline. Along with what looks like a nearly impenetrable mountain range to the North. The grasslands look to turn more dessert off to the east, past the Janwick river that Riverton is built on. Leaving a path from the Northwest between the deep woods and the grasslands for them to invade from. "This means that unless they've got a sizeable navy, Cendassa pretty much has to go through Riverton."

"Hmm?" Amelia mumbles from next to me.

"Just talking to myself again, babe. Go back to sleep."

"Nnn, can't. I gotta pee." Her mumble turns into a grumble as she stirs herself. "Oh, gods. My legs are so sore. You didn't let her get into the coffee again last night, did you? Heheh." She smiles lovingly down at Apricot.

"Oh, that energy was all me." The pixie in question says in a throaty purr. "Nng, I think I may have over done it though. You're not the only one that's sore." She groans before shifting back to her normal size. "That's a little better, not so much gravity pulling on me now."

"No fair." Amelia calls over her shoulder while hobbling to the toilet.

"Why don't you take a hot bath to loosen up? I'll arrange for some breakfast to be delivered." I laugh and hop out of bed as spry as ever.

"Curse you, and your stupid overpowered stats." Amelia says before closing the bathroom door with what would have been a slam, if she had the energy to do so.

"Hey, wait for me!" Apricot cries, and flies under the door jam.

"Just you and me Mittens, let's go ask that maid that's been cleaning the same spot for the past ten minutes to get us some food."

I hear the sounds of a tub filling up a minute later, as I open the suite's door to flag her down.

"Good morning, Lord. Is there anything I can do for you?" The palace maid comes running up from the corner of the hallway.

"Morning." I return her greeting. "Could you please arrange for breakfast to be sent up?"

"Yes, sir. General Sauer was hoping to speak with you before you left. Shall I arrange the meeting for after your meal?"

"Yes, please." I nod and send her on her way.