You have been kidnapped by a cult preparing to sacrifice you to their god. However, you are immortal, the god they worship is a close friend of yours, and the entire cult was a prank you pulled centur

Loud laughter filled the room full of cultists, where this laughter was coming from? A man is tied up in the middle of the room with his friends summoning symbols around him. "You're going to sacrifice me? Me, of all people, to your god? God, this is so funny!" He laughed harder.

The cultists stared at the man on the ground before the priest banged a staff on the floor. "Silence! How dare you make fun of our god! Our founder would be so ashamed of this behavior that one of you dimwits get the knife." Right after that statement, one cultist brought the knife to him. The priest walked towards the man on the ground before bringing the knife down.

He smiles as the knife lands on his neck, going right through. His head rolled on the ground across the floor as the symbol activated and glowed a bright red.

The cultists looked on in awe. "It's working, it's actually working! Come, free us from salvation and this pitiful world."

"Who dares summon me?" A monotone voice slowly rises out of the ground with a red-looking portal. The person had long brown hair with sharp point ears and white eyes. They were wearing long robes. "I, Kiomi. Will gran-" Pausing and looking on the ground to see the decapitated corpse of their dead friend. Screaming in anger, they lashed out and hair tendrils wrapped around their neck. "How did you kill him? What are you? I gave him that blessing so we can live together forever. What did you do?" Kiomi screeched angrilyy.

The body on the ground twitched before meaty-like tendrils latched on the decapitated head, and his hands moved to adjust the head. "Ki, calm down! I'm still alive. Stop worrying!" He says quickly, not wanting to turn this into a slaughter.

Kiomi, almost instantly forgetting all their problems, dropped them on the ground, and lept into the man's arms. "What in the world did you think you were doing? In this, some sort of prank."

He laughed a little and rubbed the back of the angered god. "Maybe I just started this cult to you as a small joke and to show my love to you. Guess things get out of hand sometimes."