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Chosen to Hug the Golden Thigh in the Apocalypse [BL]

Kevin Shu is just an otaku that earn a living through playing games, a half American-Chinese young man in his early 20's. Kevin don't know if he is beginning to have auditory hallucinations but a system suddenly came to him and spoke that a zombie apocalypse will happen in 7 month's time. As dumb as it may be, he accepted it after 5 minutes of shock, the system was even kind enough to give him Golden cheats, he was in awe. ---- Now, he just feel like regretting it and want a refund for all the hard work he had done, he cried wavy tears as he was pinned to the wall by a top-notch ikemen that seems to only exists in Japanese romance games! He ain't bent for pete's sake!! [Slow Paced Novel]

poorchilyrawr · LGBT+
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19 Chs

My 22nd Birthday is..

Inside a small room, a male is happily eating an instant noodle while his left hand dances on the keyboard, the computer showed good looking characters fighting in some kind of arena.

The male grinned and tapped a button, ending the fight as he claimed victory, "Huhu, this is easy~ Money, come to daddy!" With shimmering eyes, the expected payment came as his phone showed a notification that 10,000 ¥ was added to his bank account

With a hippy smile, he ordered a small chocolate cake, five pieces of spicy chicken legs, long noodles, pork dumplings, three white rice, barbeques and then lastly, a special jumbo milk tea, today is his birthday after all, it wouldn't hurt spending some money!

All these showed how frugal he is because it was all bought with a coupon or is either currently discounted, the man, Kevin, stretched his limbs after ordering and then went for another round of gaming

'Ding, dong, ding,'

Kevin, like always, didn't hear it due to the fact his ears are covered by head phones, he estimated that it will arrive soon, he will just finish this oneeeee!

Meanwhile, the delivery man stopped pressing the doorbell and just put the foods inside through the pet door, he saw the instruction hanged at the door knob, 'Isn't the costumer a bit careless?'

"Pamparampam~" Kevin licked his dry lips unconsciously and felt the rough beard as he once again won the PVP, "Great! 10 diamonds!" Although ten diamonds is actually not too much for a professional player like him, winning something because of his efforts never loses it's charm right~

Afterwards, he stood up and went out of the dark room, he stepped on some things but he don't really care, he knew his room is quite a trash dump

He went to the entrance and saw plastic bags that have restaurant logos and gives off tantalizing scents. His legs jogged to the table after getting the dishes and opened the styrofoam containers one by one, his eyes overflowing of joy

"Ahhhh!!! This smells so good!!" He grabbed the microwave which was placed on the table for convenience, reheated all of them, except for the cake of course and then closed his eyes with his hand clasped together

'I wish that I will get the championship again this year's solo contest!'

His chopsticks digged in as he closed his eyes at every bite, this is heavenly! For a guy like him who usually only eat cup noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday, this is a delicacy~

The food still have 3/4th of leftover but Kevin is already full, he bit one of the chopstick, 'Aish, why am I a light eater, the food would taste different tomorrow,' He pouted but he is helpless, he just put it in the fridge, albeit full of reluctance and went back gaming full of energy

[Cutiecute11: Male god is online!!]

[HandsomeloveMeimei: Is he raiding the Dark Forest again?? The monsters there are so terrible! How's he so strong??(༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)]

[Tangtang: Pei, we can only dream QAQ]

[HeroofEvil: But, I'm really curious how old male god is]

[YoungMaster: Probably some old man... sulking.jpg]

[HugeEater: +1 ]

The forum was extremely noisy but Kevin knew nothing about the conversation currently ongoing or that he was assumed as an old man by a player, if he did, he'd definitely be indignant and say that he is only a young man in his 20's!!

Unfortunately, he don't..

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System 111 crashed into some balcony, the floating white ball turned pink out of embarrassment, 'Gahhhh!! That stupid teleport, at least don't give me additional jobs by compensating someone's garden!!' It looked guiltily at the hole of the glass window and the plant that it had hit

Fortunately, the house owner seems to have not heard of the commotion happening here, with a wisp of white particles, the plant and the glass that was broken were fixed without evidence left

It was about to leave the house when the system navigation ringed, the alarm it had set if a possible host is nearby is ringing! The white ball visibly brightened and checked it's target's location only to feel like it's luck is quite good today! If it forgets the fact it just had hit an object before, everything is good~

The ball went passed a door and was speechless, so...so dirty...so messy..

The room is small, maybe just 4x3 meter, there is a book shelf full of comics, mangas, novels, and such that seems stacked in a whim, it's also completely full, next to it is another shelf with figurines and some items like the keys of Lucy from Fairy Tale

There isn't a closet but there is a corner where pants, shirts, etc., are formed like a mountain, it ain't even properly folded, a nest like bed that consists of a futon, teddy bears like Bepo from One Piece, Moffle from Amagi Brilliant Park, and Yappy from World Destruction around it then three body pillows that have printed anime girls with an opened laptop beside it located at the left side of the room that is just opposite to the shelves mentioned

And there, at the far middle, a shaggy and messy looking man, wearing a black head phones is sitting on a black gaming chair with his left leg down and right knee bent towards his chest, facing two computer screen that shows two different games, his left hand typing on the left keyboard and the other hand on the right keyboard, completely engrossed to the battle happening

Next to the said male are piled up empty cup ramens and water bottles, a small refrigerator is also seen with only energy drinks, water and chocolate bars inside, cobwebs and such on the walls corners at the corner of some places as dusts were also mixed to the dirt

System 111 thinks that it's data is malfunctioning, it bets that there are already cockroaches and rats hiding somewhere here 'Yeah, that must be it, there might be more candidates by the neighborhood!'

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'Arghhhhhhhh!!!! Who am I kidding?? The disaster is nearly coming! Does it have time to look somewhere else when in this world, only five people are candidates out of the 7.9 Billion humans huhhhh??!'

The white ball rapidly changed color and finally calmed down after ten whole minutes of meditating

It waited for an opportunity to approach the guy, he waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waite--- IT'S ALREADY BEEN 16 DAMN HOURS!!! WHEN THE HELL IS THIS GUY GOING TO STOP HUH???!!

System 111 finally experienced how much of an otaku can stay still in one place for so long and how heavy they can multitask..