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BROCK THE R(C)OCK

AN EPIC STORY THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE(BECAUSE OF HOW PEAK THE PLOT IS)

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CHAPTER 4:WITH THE BOIS IN PARIS MOMENT

*THE SUN RISES, SHINING VERY BRIGHT*

*BROCK AND KANYE wakes up from a nice sleep and then proceeds to head for Paris to eliminate the problem there*

*Brock gets a call from someone*

*Brock answers the call

Brock:Hello? BASED DEPARTMENT?

*THE VOICE OF ADOLT HITLER SAYS YES THIS IS IN FACT BASED DEPARTMENT*

ADOLF HITLER:Ok I must tell you something and yuo must do this

*ADOLF HITLER says"Brock my child save Paris and make the title Fellas in Paris, make Paris great again"Hitler said to Brock*

Brock:Ok Fuhrer I will make your desires Rael

*Brock and Kanye arrives at Paris*

Brock:Yuo know what yuo must do to lure them monkeys here

Kanye:yeah I know what to do, just like a moth to a flame

Brock:Ok proceed to do so

Kanye:Summoning Jutsu:Concert Stage Show!

*A big stage for a concert gets summoned and the Niggas are baffled by this event*

*Kanye grabs a mic out of thin air and starts rapping with the rhymes so hard and catchy the Niggas started going there in masses*

Brock:I shall help to lure them even further

*Brock Raises both of his hands up in the air and then starts forming a fried chicken out of no where a very gigantic fried chicken*

*also does two Jutsus for a watermelon and Kool-Aid*

Brock:Kool-aid splash no jutsu, Formation of WaterMelon Jutsu.

*Brock bites his hand and puts rap words on it and summons a gigantic WaterMelon accompanied by a Kool-Aid liquid wave circling around the watermelon like the ring of planet saturn*

Brock:I call this combination Melon-Turn

(Water Melon Saturn with kool aid liquid as the ring of it)

Brock:Now they certainly will come here

*the Niggas come running their In masses like zombies from a movie swarming the gates of a community*

Brock:they are all here Kanye now commence your moves

*Kanye Performs the legendary breathtaking move "KNEED NECK NO JUTSU" *

*the Niggas suddenly gets pulled down by the gravity of Kanye's power and knees wearing police pants appears gets down on the downed niggas necks, like how George Floyd got killed by the cop this move took inspiration of that exact event*

*The Niggas starts screaming "I can't breath!, I can't Breath!" *

KANYE:this surely is such a beautiful breath-taking sight to see

Brock:Well done Kanye we must now replace the Negroid putted stuff in this place

Kanye:yes brock, we must fix the stores here that have been corrupted and Negrofied by them.

*Brock and Kanye uses their powers to replace the shops*

*The shops products now filled with classical and non-liberal products*

Brock:Yes we are fixing Paris right now and making it the ideal place for relaxation

Kanye:Yes Brock Paris will be now retitled

"FELLAS IN PARIS"

Brock:Yes but their is still a protest going on in France right now, because of a dumb rebellious kid defying rules, he deserved to get shot anyway he could get random innocent people killed because of his actions.

Kanye:yeah Brock the people protesting are so stupid I bet they support George Floyd

Brock:Yeah Black Live Only matter to the good ones, not the ghetto ones

*Brock and Kanye goes around to massacre the French people because they suck even though their white(It's because their French)

Brock:We have now accomplish our goal now we must take an awesome pic of both of us standing behind Paris

*Hitler suddenly arrives there*

Brock and Kanye:Fuhrer we have done your mission you told us to do

Adolf Hitler:Aye Bois wanna recreate an OG picture I had back then

Brock and Kanye:Absolutely Fuhrer!

*All three of them stand at a platform and the Effeil Tower at their back as a spectacular view for the photo*

*German officer gets summoned out of thin air, German officer say cheese*

*Takes pic*

Brock and Kanye:WOW we have done what most men wanted to do in their life

Brock:Ok my job here is done now

Adolf Hitler:Before you go I shall give you an ability

Brock:What ability?

Adolf Hitler:The ability is called the

"COZIS" (COCK NAZIS) - Nazi Soldiers who use their Cock as guns and poison cockers

Brock:WOW thank you so much Fuhrer now I can feel like a General

Adolf Hitler:We will make Europe great again like back then my child!

Brock:OH WE ARE SO BACK!

*the three celebrates their success on their goal in Paris*

*Brock sets of to another place*

TO BE CONTINUED...

DON'T LIE EVEN IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT ADOLG HITLER, TAKING A PIC LIKE HOW HE TOOK IT IS STILL COLD AS HELL

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