"Old hag I'm home!" I called out and I saw my dad sitting on the couch. "They are on their way now," I answered before he could even ask and I looked in the mirror. I mean of course I know Aunty Inko but I've only met Icyhot's mom once and I don't think she really grasped that both Deku and I were dating her son.
"Hag?" I yelled out and walked into the kitchen to find her making a shit ton of food. "What the fuck? How many people do you think are coming?"
"Well I didn't know if that Todoroki boy was planning to bring his father-"
"Fuck no! We don't talk about the bastard," I seethed, flexing my fingers. I started grumbling to myself about all the ways I plan to torture the fucker before letting him die slowly and in an immense amount of pain.
It's not until I heard the doorbell ring that I snap out of it and smiled. "That should be them!" I quickly go to the door, ignoring how my mother froze at the awful things I said I wanted to do to Icyhot's dad. I don't regret one word of it either. He is a dumpster fire that I plan to put out once and for all.
I open the door and see Deku and Icyhot with their mothers standing awkwardly behind them. "Icyhot! Deku!" I give them a huge smile and they tackled me in a hug snuggling into my arms.
"Kacchan!" They giggled and I swear both Aunty Inko and Icyhot's mom were about to pass out from either embarrassment or confusion. We were laying in the hallway where we landed and giggling our asses off.
"Come on and let your moms in! Geeze," I huffed and they laughed more before getting off of me and helping me up. Once I was standing up again I dusted myself off and greeted them both and asked them inside. They glanced at each other and smiled before taking off their shoes and doing just that.
"Dad! Hag! They are here!" I called out and before taking each of their hands and leading the way to the kitchen.
"You brat! Didn't I teach you any manners?" Mom yelled back at me but I could tell she was smiling.
"Don't mind them, they are always like that. I'm Masaru Bakugo, I'm Katsuki's father," Dad introduced himself and the hag walked in.
"Hello I am Mitsuki Bakugo, I'm the brat's mom." She smiled and Deku and Icyhot both grinned.
"Oi! I'm right here ya hag!" I yelled and she started screaming back again making both Deku and his mom laugh.
"I am Inko Midoriya and I am Izuku's mother, it's nice to meet you," Aunty Inko introduced herself to Icyhot's mom.
"You all seem to be already acquainted, I feel like I'm the odd one out," she responded, laughing nervously. "I am Rei Todoroki and I am Shoto's mom." I smile and tug my lovers to the kitchen to see how dinner was going.
"Fuck, anyone besides me already exhausted as fuck?" I asked them and saw them both relax away from all of our parents.
"I didn't know I would be this nervous," Icyhot admitted.
"I knew mom would be okay with Aunty but I would be lying if I said I wasn't nervous. Mom told me that Aunty hasn't talked to her all week. She was afraid that she was mad or something." Deku heaved a sigh and Icyhot and I joined him.
"It's just dinner and then who knows? Maybe your mom will be as thick as thieves with them?" I shrugged before looking around the kitchen. Looks like mom went with a hot and cold pot, like I asked her. Thank All Might! If memory serves Icyhot said his mom doesn't like hot food at all.
"Oi brat! No sucking face in my kitchen!" I jumped. We weren't even standing that close to each other!
"Fucking hag we are talking, just TALKING!" I yelled back at her, setting off a few explosions in my hands, making both Deku and Icyhot laugh. My nerves relaxed and the hag brought all our guests into the kitchen and we all got comfortable and sat down to eat.
If I'm honest it actually went really well, Deku was in the middle and Icyhot was on the other side while we ate and chatted. Deku and I got into a 'friendly' argument over who was going to be Japan's next number 1 hero while Icyhot just laughed at our antics.
"I'm fine with number 3, you two can compete for 1," Which got us both to turn on him and lecture him on how in the literal fuck was he supposed to be number 3 while everyone else was going for 1.
"Oi Icyhot, first off I'll be number 1. Second, if you are going to be my boyfriend for long you need to actually fight in this race for the top. We aren't like the dumpster fire that is currently number 1 and when we knock him out of it we are going to watch him burn in the hell that he made for himself." I gave him a serious look. "And we want you to help us push the fucker in."
"Endeavor won't know what the United States of Smash hit him," Deku grinned at him and I got to see that evil smirk that I oh so enjoy when we go through all of our planning on how to torture the fucker. Eventually Icyhot was just as ecstatic as we were about it, and we were all cheering.
"I-..." Mrs. Todoroki just looked on in shock at seeing her son not only smiling but laughing and cheering and getting excited. I could see the look on her face, she was enthralled by the way Icyhot was around Deku and I.
"Kacchan?" I looked over at Icyhot and Deku who were both looking at me with pleading looks in their eyes.
"What now?" I groaned, pissed that I missed whatever it was they asked.
"Do you love us?" It was Deku that asked and I raised an eyebrow at him.
"What the fuck kind of question is that?" I rolled my eyes at him before pulling him in for a sweet kiss.
"No fair, I asked first." Icyhot pouted and yanked him over by his collar and gave him a kiss too.
"And you two say I'm needy," I grumble already bright red from realizing that our parents were watching all of this. Fuck. How the fuck did I forget about them?
"Brat, I swear if I find out there is any funny business!" The hag was shaking a finger at me. If she was next to me I would probably have a bump on the head.
"I don't fucking DO any funny business!" I spat back at her, which then started another screaming match between us.
It wasn't until we were all in the living room and relaxing that I realised just how tired I was. Damn, this whole day has been exhausting. This time Icyhot was sitting in the middle of our oversized chair and Deku and I were sitting on either side of him, practically in his lap. I leaned back and relaxed in his arms and I couldn't help noticing Deku doing the same. We were finally here doing what we had been planning to do for what felt like ages but it was only a week and all three of us were tired and barely awake.
"Oi brat instead of falling asleep why don't you take your... Boyfriends to your room while the adults talk?" The hag asked just as I was starting to nod off. Fuck, I'm tired. I end up having to shake both Deku and Icyhot awake and we all go to my room and promptly crash on my bed holding each other. Somehow I made it to the middle this time and I am loving it.
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I wake up to all of our phones going off at the same time. Fuck! That isn't the class chat notification. We find out there is a villain attack near us and quickly change, now that we are all licensed heroes we all have to have our suits with us all the time.
We ran downstairs, yelled goodbye and ran out the door. Not stopping to hear whatever it was our shocked parents were yelling. Icyhot used his ice to make a huge pillar in the yard and Deku grabbed us both and jumped taking us high above. I used my explosions and the three of us skated on the ice towards the fight.
***
It was a good 4 or 5 hours later when we dragged ourselves back to my house and we destroyed what was left of the ice pillar and Icyhot melted what was left. We went inside and kicked off our shoes and I just grabbed both of their hands and dragged them to my room. Our parents can wait until morning. Icyhot's mom was supposed to spend the night here anyway, far away from the fucker known as her husband. It shouldn't be that difficult for Aunty to stay as well and I'm not fucking letting either of my boyfriends go after that asshat of a fight we had. Who thinks that they can actually rob a bank because they smelled like a dirty diaper? Seriously?
I grab some sweats for both of them and we change out of our hero costumes and crash on my bed. Somehow I'm back in the middle and I'm not giving it up if I don't have too. I was laying on my back and Icyhot and Deku were facing each other, their heads on my chest already breathing deeply.
We were so tired that I'm pretty sure they were both out cold the moment their heads hit my chest and I was damn close. If it wasn't for my door creaking open I probably would be.
"Go away old hag, you don't even want to know the villain we had to fight. Just let us sleep," I groaned out barely awake.
"We saw it all on the news, next time try not to leave a pillar of ice in our yard when you leave." I just grumble at her words but end up relaxing when Deku and Icyhot hummed in their sleep. Or more likely half sleep.
"Goodnight my little heroes," I hear her say before feeling a kiss on my forehead and I crack an eye open to see what the fuck she is on. I can clearly see the tears streaming down her face and I could see Mrs. Todoroki, Aunty Inko and Dad behind her too. All the women were crying and Dad was rubbing his eyes like there was something in it. When they all finally fucking left I let out a groan.
"Oi Deku?" I waited to hear him hum letting me know he was listening. "Tomorrow I have an idea on how to use your quirk, don't let me forget," he nodded snuggling into my chest and I finally relaxed, letting sleep take me down into the depths I have come to enjoy now with my lovers by my side.
***
"Oh my All Might, are they still asleep?" I could hear the old hag whisper, shocked. Why can't they just leave us the fuck alone? I'm fucking tired.
"But I haven't seen Shoto sleep since before he was five..." That was Icyhot's mom, I'm not going to unpack that. I don't know how old he was when she was taken away.
"My little Izuku hasn't slept more than a couple hours at a time since the sludge attack when he was in middle school," Aunty was crying. Does she ever stop crying? I'll have to ask Deku sometime. Maybe...
"Ladies, let the boys sleep. It won't hurt for them to have a big brunch instead of breakfast," thank you Dad! The only voice of reason among them.
When I heard the door click closed it was Deku who asked, "Kacchan how well insulated is your room?"
"Same as the dorms, the hag was well past tired of hearing me set off my explosions either on purpose or accident. Why?" I start to stretch, still enjoying the feel of them on me as I did.
"Just thinking about future activities..." My eyes snapped open at that but Deku was just snuggled into my chest.
"Oi, you can't just leave it at that!" I hissed and saw Icyhot blinking up at me.
"Well one day we will want to have sex, we just don't want it now." He yawned, pulling me closer. I mean I guess he is right, but there isn't any rush right? Or am I being a bad boyfriend again?
"Kacchan, speak your mind. It's never good when you get quiet like this," Deku pouted looking up at me again.
I take a deep breath and just say what I'm thinking, I won't know if I don't ask. Right? "Am I a bad boyfriend? Because I don't want sex, I mean I know that you're not pushing it and I'm relieved really. But... Is there something wrong with me?"
"Oh Kitten?" I looked down and saw Icyhot looking up at me with those big sad eyes of his. I saw Deku giving me those same fucking eyes, I'm going to die from cuteness overload. The villains have nothing on these two, plus I would go willingly for them...
"What? I just... I don't know, I already had one relationship crash and burn. I don't want another one too," I shrugged a little, starting to get uncomfortable.
"Kitten, we love you, your body is nice. Don't get me wrong but no, that isn't what we want. We want your heart," Deku cooed, giving me light kisses and I started to relax when Icyhot joined him.
"Bunny, Puppy," I let out a relieved sigh and they smiled at their nicknames. Icyhot makes the perfect puppy, playful and sweet as sugar while Deku really couldn't be anymore adorable.
"Kitten, if you ever stop talking to us like this then we will be bad boyfriends. We need to be open with each other, so that we don't make each other uncomfortable or worse; alone," Icyhot snuggled into me and they both held me tight.
"Well then, I really want love right now." I smiled when they both looked up and we all started snuggling each other. I can see why cats rub against people. It feels nice. Plus the deep purr like noises coming from Icyhot were just soothing. And they call ME Kitten. Ha!
"Hot cocoa?" Deku asked after several minutes of us being all sweet and cuddly.
"Fucking YES! Is that even a question?" I can't help laughing and we find some shirts to put on before racing downstairs and straight to the kitchen. Our parents watched from the doorway as we tossed dishes to each other and Icyhot heated the sweat drink to the perfect temperature. We all took a drink at the same time and let out a low moan of satisfaction. If this is all we do together, what is wrong with that?