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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

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AZI Volume 5 Chapter 49

"…"

Staying a few meters behind Long Hua and Tian Cheng, the three practitioners of the Ling Yuan family followed after the two. 

"…"

With a frown on his face, Lin Yu Heng looks from left to right at random. Eventually, unable to hold back his curiosity, he shouts—

"Senior, that thing you have in your mouth, what is it?"

Halting his footsteps, Long Hua turns his head to the side, and looks to Lin Yu Heng. 

"This is called a spirit herb cigar."

"Spirit herb cigar?"

"It's made by rolling spirit herbs. You know how mortals tend to smoke tobacco through a pipe, right? Same idea."

Hearing this, the three widen their eyes as they halt their footsteps. 

"What?"

"Ah?"

"…?"

Perfectly good spirit herbs—not concocted into perfectly good pills, but were instead rolled into a cigar that is being smoked, a normal practitioner would surely think that the creator of such an item was a lunatic. 

"Surnamed Lin, how about this? I'll give you one cigar if you trade me a rare metal or mineral. Magic treasures will do as well."

When the three had fainted, Long Hua had attempted to look into their storage devices. However, the quality of their storage devices was rather high, and were sealed with a magic array—making it impossible for him to open them without risking a chance at them self-destructing. 

To counter this in the future, the Tai Xuan Emperor has already started to make changes to the divine weapon. However, magic arrays are a complicated subject—at most, she can probably make the divine weapon break through a small-scaled array, but anything beyond that would be difficult. 

As for trying to steal Lin Yu Heng and Qing Ming Yang's magic treasures—these two had decisively refined them into their life-bound magic treasures, much to Long Hua's surprise. 

If magic treasures of this nature were destroyed, the practitioner they were bound to could end up losing their life in the worst-case scenario; as for attempting to refine these magic treasures for a plunderer's own use, it would be difficult—unless their owners are already dead. 

"Hmm."

Reaching into his storage pouch, Lin Yu Heng fishes out a fist-sized ore, and—

"…Deal."

Tosses it towards Long Hua. 

Catching the ore, and examining it in his hand, Long Hua raises an eye.

"Heavy Yin iron."

Taking out a cigar, Long Hua tosses it behind him before resuming his stride. 

Catching the cigar, Lin Yu Heng thought for a brief moment—prior to igniting it, and placing it to his lips. 

Sucking in a deep breath of air—

"…!"

Widening his eyes, Lin Yu Heng exhales with a look of immense satisfaction on his face. For a brief instance, he feels as if all the powers of Heaven and Earth had been at his disposal. 

"This is…! Such satisfaction…!"

Seeing the light in Lin Yu Heng's eyes, Qing Ming Yang is also tempted to try it, as he asks—

"Surnamed Lin, can I have a puff?"

Turning away from Qing Ming Yang, Lin Yu Heng replies—

"Buy one yourself."

Even though the heavy Yin iron isn't worth much at an auction, it is nevertheless able to be sold for a bit of spirit stones. 

"Ah that's… Ai…"

Feeling a bit of heartache, Qing Ming Yang looks to Long Hua's back, and gritting his teeth, he takes out a black metal ore. 

"Senior, I want a cigar as well!"

As the black metal ore flies towards him, Long Hua catches it without turning his head around. 

"Adding this should make ten-rolls."

Storing the ore away, Long Hua tosses a cigar back to Qing Ming Yang, who quickly ignites it for a puff. 

"…!"

A similar expression of satisfaction appears on Qing Ming Yang's face, as the pain emanating from his lower body subsides further. 

(Perfectly good resources just wasted…)

Glancing between the two, Xia Ri'er feels as if she is looking at two lunatics. 

"…"

Drawing up the gacha interface, Long Hua hits the ten-roll button— 

"…Tch."

Only to end up receiving a bunch of quality-of-life items. 

(Ai, 4,600 exchange points. So far from being able to purchase the battle armor.)

"…Shut your damn trap."

Begrudgingly, Long Hua continues to mutter—

"Screw the idea of spending 500,000 exchange points. I'll just pull it out of the gacha."

Towards these words, the Tai Xuan Emperor smirks within the dreamscape, and replies—

(Dreams are a beautiful thing, *-laoban. You can have anything in them.)

Having set the Nu Luo Battle Armor to not appear in the gacha pool, the Tai Xuan Emperor can't help but look to Long Hua with eyes of pity—as if she is looking at a naïve child that doesn't know their way around the world. 

"…"

Reaching the end of the ice, Long Hua stands in front of the seas. Further up ahead, he sees an island with what seems to be three mountains. 

Opening his storage pouch, Long Hua takes out the modified yacht that is equipped with five underbelly engines. 

The entirety of the yacht is 15 meters in length and is grey in color. 

The yacht's first floor, its deck consists of a kitchen behind the cockpit cabin. And behind the kitchen area is the living space, which consists of two square tables surrounded by bench seats in an L-shaped arrangement on both sides. 

Further up ahead, near the stem is a bed, which can be folded into a bench to allow for fishing or sunbathing. 

The second floor, which is below the deck—is the bedroom area, with a hallway between the actual bedroom and the bathroom that is equipped with a shower. 

"Right, here we part ways. Good luck making it to the island, you three."

"Uh?"

"Ah?"

"…?"

Hopping onto the yacht with Tian Cheng, Long Hua snaps his fingers, causing the stern of the vehicle to fold upwards. 

"Onwards."

Receiving this command, the yacht begins to move—leaving the three practitioners of the Ling Yuan family stunned in place.