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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

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AZI Volume 5 Chapter 44

As the three turn to face him, Long Hua asks—

"Decided?"

Taking a step forward, Qing Ming Yang draws out his sword, and answers—

"Decided."

"The other two, move over to the side."

Surrounded by Tian Cheng's dummy units, Lin Yu Heng and Xia Ri'er are guided to the side. 

"…"

Glancing at Tian Cheng, who gives a nod before moving herself over as well, Long Hua returns his focus to Qing Ming Yang. 

The blade of Qing Ming Yang's sword seems to be crafted from jade, and the entire weapon measures at three feet in length. 

"Are you not going to draw a weapon?"

Towards Qing Ming Yang's question, Long Hua folds his arms, and replies—

"No need. Against you… Hmm. In less than 30 seconds, and I'll have you on the ground howling in pain."

"…"

Twitching an eye, Qing Ming Yang doesn't ask any more questions, as he takes a step forward with his sword lunged forth. 

"…"

Evading the sword by stepping to the side, Long Hua narrows his eyes. 

Other than wanting to beat someone down, Long Hua also wishes to compare himself to the average Core Formation realm practitioner of the Everlasting Spirit Realm. 

"…"

Turning to face Long Hua, Qing Ming Yang holds his sword with one hand, and slashes with it. 

"…"

Seeing a layer of water being formed on Qing Ming Yang's blade, Long Hua unfolds his arms, while taking a step backwards. 

In the same instance, Qing Ming Yang raises a subtle smirk, while thinking—

(You're done for!)

In an abrupt manner, the reach of Qing Ming Yang's blade went far beyond the amount of distance that Long Hua had placed between them. 

This distance is covered by the sharp current of water that is currently extending from Qing Ming Yang's sword. 

"Oh? Water elemental control?"

"Indeed!"

Just as the water blade is less than a single foot away from him, Long Hua raises his right hand, and—

*Pah!* pinching the water blade between his index finger and thumb, Long Hua causes its form to collapse, and—

*Pah…*

"…"

"…"

Powerlessly, the trail of water lands onto the ground, and is quickly frozen, causing Qing Ming Yang to be stunned speechless, while Long Hua remarks—

"Right now, I have perfect mastery over this element."

"…!"

Hearing this, Qing Ming Yang's complexion turns pale with utter astonishment. 

Being able to attain perfect mastery over one element is considered a difficult feat, and yet—

(This bastard managed to attain perfect water elemental mastery from devouring a weapon spirit?)

Disbelief is more than evident on Qing Ming Yang's face; however—

"Kuh!"

Taking hold of his sword with both hands, Qing Ming Yang closes the gap between Long Hua and himself once more. 

This time, fire is what shrouds the blade of his sword. 

"Mm, I haven't obtained mastery over this element yet, but…"

Gesturing with the index finger of his right hand, Long Hua causes a pillar of water to puncture through the ice, and douses the flames on Qing Ming Yang's sword, while remarking—

"Young man, water naturally counters fire. This is common sense."

"…"

Still having his sword raised over his head, and with his body drenched in cold water, Qing Ming Yang feels like everything he does will be countered by Long Hua. 

Snapping out of his trance, Qing Ming Yang shouts—

"It's not over yet!"

"10 seconds till 30, I need to live up to my words."

"…!"

Closing the gap between them, Long Hua hammers his fist upwards, and smashes Qing Ming Yang in the crotch. 

"Uh…?!"

...…

Back at the Mirrored Moon Café, Yao Ying looks at the mess that she had made with a frown. 

"…"

Seeing the number of tiny eggshells inside of the measuring glass, Zhou'er comes over, and asks—

"Xiao Yao Ying, having a difficult time cracking an egg?"

"I always seem to end up using too much strength…"

Just yesterday, the Owner had returned to the café with a portable electric stove, and placed it above the coffee bean drawer—a bit away from the coffee related machinery. 

Right after that, he had announced something along the lines of—

"Business is slower than usual lately, so he expects us to serve pancakes… Does he seriously expect that to draw in more customers during the daytime?"

Looking back at Yao Ying, Zhou'er continues to say—

"Honestly, Xiao Yao Ying, don't indulge the Owner's whims. He's going to expect us to make steak and whatnot else next…"

"It's fine. I… I need something to distract myself with."

Blinking her eyes, while contemplating, Zhou'er says—

"Well, there's actually a good trick that I can teach you to crack an egg."

"Really?"

Meeting Yao Ying's pale purple eyes, which are filled with anticipation, Zhou'er smiles awkwardly, and replies—

"It's nothing that impressive. Here, you take a chopstick, and…"

Picking up an egg as well, Zhou'er smacks its center with the chopstick—creating a linear crack. 

Dropping the egg's content inside of an empty measuring glass without any shells, Zhou'er turns to Yao Ying, and asks—

"Easy, right?"

"I see. I didn't think of this."

Walking out of the back, the Owner smiles, and says—

"Making progress, I see."

Towards the Owner, Zhou'er says—

"Owner, can you quit asking for the unreasonable?"

"I'm only trying to explore new ventures."

Turning to Yao Ying, the Owner continues to say—

"I've no idea what caused the tension between you and Long Hua, but they say—food is a good way to get through to a person. Maybe, giving him a decent meal would soften him up a bit, and get him into the mood to grant some small request of yours?"

Hearing this, Yao Ying sinks into thought, before replying—

"Thank you."

"No problem. Well, I still got work in the back to deal with, so excuse me."

Watching the Owner as he heads to the back, Yao Ying thought—

(Weapon spirits and humans… These weapon spirits, who are just living their day-to-day lives—they aren't too different from the mortals of the Everlasting Spirit Realm.)

...…

Back in the ruins—

"Ugggaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

Taking three steps back, Qing Ming Yang drops his sword, and presses his bleeding crotch, while howling towards the heavens in pain. 

"Ah! Ah! Aaaah!!!"

Kneeling onto the ground with tears in his blue eyes, Qing Ming Yang pants erratically. 

"Ah, this…"

"…Kuh."

Having seen what had just happened, Xia Ri'er looks on with silence—whereas Lin Yu Heng averts his face with a hint of tears in his eyes. 

Just as Long Hua had said, in less than 30 seconds—he had put Qing Ming Yang onto the ground howling in pain.