Chapter 3: Stranded in Nowhere

Suddenly waking up with a jolt, David Dawn was presented with nothing but darkness and a sky full of stars.

Enamored by the gorgeous sight, David took a solid minute before his contemplation of his life decisions.

"...I…definitely shouldn't have done that much huh…"

David sighed and decided to lie down on…whatever the black stuff that he is lying on.

"...Never heard of such wild ass side effects…maybe I should do it more often?"

David sighed and said mirthfully.

After a solid 5 minutes of doing nothing but looking at the starry view, his boredom hit him hard as he suddenly realized the seriousness of the situation.

"...Bitch I'm bored.."

And so he did what he did best, read web novels and…day dream random bullshit when a soft and melodious ding sounded in his ears followed by a hologram-like screen appearing in front of his eyes.

*Ding

System:

"An unlikely occurrence had chanced upon this world. "

David, our lovely protagonist instinctively replied, " Ur mom gei lol"

System:

"...."

Protag:

":P"

System:

"...Reducing ur mom into host's dik size…lol"

Protag:

"Nani dafuq??"

System:

"Nani ur mum lol…"

Achievement get:

"Git gud son"

Protag:

"?????XD"

Before David had the chance to scold the air, he suddenly felt an intense gaze behind locking into his very being. He shivered instinctively whilst chanting a buddhist rhythm in his head. He was afraid of nothing beside his mother, but he was even more afraid of a mysterious being staring intensely at his back side.

Knowing how the characters tend to turnout in horror movies. David took a deep breath, tightened his butt cheeks and decisively faced and glared at the mysterious ass-ailant.

Mysterious being:

"...."

Protag:

"...Hi?"

Glaring at David furiously, the mysterious being made out of stars and mini universes seemed to have read the protagonist's mind.

David instantly put on an innocent face looking into another direction which was futile as for some reason, no matter where he looked, it seemed that he could only face the mysterious being.

Uncomfortable, David blinked, suddenly phasing out of existence.

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Elsewhere…

Dropping out of nowhere, a mysterious being fell into a shallow river drenching him like a wet rat.

A ding sounded as David suddenly shivered again, this time sweating buckets at his sudden recognition of the unknown being.

"...That crown…a being made out of the brightest stars shaped like a eastern dragon…Aurelion fucking Sol" he mumbled. Not knowing that his involuntary mumble had further the dragon's attention on him, he stumbled onto a nearby rock, burning his brain cells over the reality of the situation.

David suddenly pinched himself on the waist, feeling the sharp pain that it brought.

"..Fuck..Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck, this is fucked the fucked up mannn" the maniac cursed loudly when suddenly a sound resounded to his left.

He immediately went quiet and backed away from the direction of the sound, watching his steps as he ran to the other side of the river.

Thirsty and a bit dizzy of the peculiarity of the situation, David decided to take a swig of the clear water where the stream flows constantly.

"Alright, survival 1 oh fucking 1, never consume stagnent water…"

"...yeah it's that easy…first I try to locate the sun to figure out how much time until night and then I can follow the river…"

Finishing this thought, David turned to look at the sky only to see a massive winged creature flying over his head.

"...yeah... fuck the sun haha…yeah lol survival my fucking ass"

Resigned to fate, David took off his wet clothes to dry on a nearby rock and tied a few plants around his flip flops to prevent them from being carried away by the water current.

Sitting anxiously for a decent minute, David sprang up, carried his still wet clothes and followed along the river.

Along the way, he saw a multitude of critters and insects slapping them away using his wet clothes. Sometimes, he felt a few curious eyes watching him from the tall bushes of grass, a few lonely trees here and there.

Walking for a few hours, he felt the temperature cooling, as well as the environment that became thinner and thinner in vegetation. In his far vision, he could see mountains upon mountains as well as an occasional dragon-like winged creature flying.

Understanding that he probably won't be eaten by the winged creatures considering he's the size of a toothpick in comparison, he walks with a bit more confidence as well as hesitation at the thinning of visible life.

It was getting dark but luckily, the temperature remained relatively warm.

He was a bit hungry but it was nothing as he had dinner quite late before he was transported into this world.

Water became more and more salty as he continued to travel along the widening river.

Feeling like he's forgetting something important, David walked aimlessly along the now salty river, feeling more and more anxious and alive than ever.

David continued brooding randomly about how his ass cheek is itching for some reason until he stopped walking abruptly, slapping his forehead with a resounding, meaty clap.

"The damn hologram panel looking thing…is it what I think it is…"

His face changing faster than him clapping imaginary cheeks, he suddenly took a deep breath, smoldered intensely before saying, "...System?"

….

Silence followed

David panicked inside whilst awkwardly continued walking, still keeping a serious expression.